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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There is an amusing thread, a meme even, developing on the mumsnet website forums.

Some woman wrote complaining that her husband expected to have anal sex because they were going to Center Parcs!

Some of the comments are very funny, especially when they mention the OXO Tower.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

never been to center parcs....is that what happens there then????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well if you read the comments, that is what the ladies want to know. It's very amusing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The conection is crystal clear to me

(not so tight with the jacket lads I'm trying to finish this post) xx

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

linky ???????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"linky ???????"

Would probably get my thread deleted so google: mumsnet center parcs anal sex

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Is this a free activity or one you have to book in advance?

Will have to have a look at the thread, got to be a joke surely??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Centre parcs, is not worth anal sex, maybe a BJ.

2 Weeks in the Caribbean is probably worth anal sex...

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Centre parcs, is not worth anal sex, maybe a BJ.

2 Weeks in the Caribbean is probably worth anal sex..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every body has a form of anal sex if you pay to stay at Centre Parcs

their prices aren't steep, they are f***ing vertical!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Centre parcs, is not worth anal sex, maybe a BJ.

2 Weeks in the Caribbean is probably worth anal sex...

Certainly if Jack Sparrow is still there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"linky ???????"

it's only linky the first time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every body has a form of anal sex if you pay to stay at Centre Parcs

their prices aren't steep, they are f***ing vertical!!

haha, very true, every time we've been, i've come away thinking i've been well and truly fucked in the arse, and paid through the teeth for the pleasure!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There seem to be a lot of posts deleted, maybe that is where the humour was because I couldn;t see any...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I found the thread via Twitter so maybe mumsnet noticed a big spike in traffic and got "snipping"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every body has a form of anal sex if you pay to stay at Centre Parcs

their prices aren't steep, they are f***ing vertical!!

haha, very true, every time we've been, i've come away thinking i've been well and truly fucked in the arse, and paid through the teeth for the pleasure!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

having said that, I still think a lot of the comments are funny, especially when you think it's mumsnet, not a swingers forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read it the other night - thought I was on site for a moment. Usually mumsnet is not so pro unvanilla sex. Everytime anyone mentions the use of porn there is a general outcry of 'leave the pervert' lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read it the other night - thought I was on site for a moment. Usually mumsnet is not so pro unvanilla sex. Everytime anyone mentions the use of porn there is a general outcry of 'leave the pervert' lol

sorry I meant thought I was on wrong site!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is an amusing thread, a meme even, developing on the mumsnet website forums.

Some woman wrote complaining that her husband expected to have anal sex because they were going to Center Parcs!

Some of the comments are very funny, especially when they mention the OXO Tower.

So what does he get if he takes her to St Lucia?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't think they mean you get anal sex for going there, more like you feel you have been fucked up the Arse for the prices they charge

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