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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... Mine was discoving that Go West by the Pet Shop Boys was a cover version of a Village People song of the same name! (I listened to it, it's shit!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That I could be stopped at security in Charles De Gaulle airport for having a concealed weapon in my pants. I convinced them to let me though security because it’s only explosive after significant female attention and I won’t be getting any of that ;-D |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
... that I can fling a dog shit right down into my neighbour's BMW air conditioning filter, if I hurl it really fucking hard.
Perhaps next time she won't refuse to tidy up after after I catch her mut leaving a shit on my lawn.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... that I can fling a dog shit right down into my neighbour's BMW air conditioning filter, if I hurl it really fucking hard.
Perhaps next time she won't refuse to tidy up after after I catch her mut leaving a shit on my lawn.
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Haha good work |
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"... Mine was discoving that Go West by the Pet Shop Boys was a cover version of a Village People song of the same name! (I listened to it, it's shit!) "
That’s your opinion those of us who remember the village people may think differently
Iconic music of the 70’s disco period.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s your opinion those of us who remember the village people may think differently
Iconic music of the 70’s disco period.."
Hence the smiley, but that's lost on you older folk 
One of the tracks on The Chemical Brothers new album unashamedly samples Peter Brown's Dance with me... |
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"That’s your opinion those of us who remember the village people may think differently
Iconic music of the 70’s disco period..
Hence the smiley, but that's lost on you older folk
One of the tracks on The Chemical Brothers new album unashamedly samples Peter Brown's Dance with me..."
Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cheeky "
Couldn't resist
It's actually made me decide to listen to more of the Village People's stuff — I always assumed that they were a one hit wonder (or 2 at a push) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Add can't stop the music to something else I've learnt — for some utterly bizarre reason I thought that was by the Jackson 5 (it doesn't even sound like them ffs) |
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..They dissected the brain of a huge jellyfish in Australia ..the experts said..it was only capable on meeting of touch...thinking..
"can I f*ck this ..or eat it..?"...true !! lol..i met a girl like that once |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gianni Versace’s murder was quite interesting......"
I'd forgotten about that - recalled that there was a documentary about it tho and now watching it on Netflix.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
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Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!! |
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!"
iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me "
You know what a cow looks like right?  |
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? "
yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x"
You mean other than the udders!
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
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Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was. "
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was. "
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog "
Don't worry about it... I took 20 years to come to the same conclusion about my ex. |
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog "
I was going to comment then changed my mind.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
Don't worry about it... I took 20 years to come to the same conclusion about my ex."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind.... "
I could have sworn he was a cow!
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind....
I could have sworn he was a cow!
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he isadog then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind....
I could have sworn he was a cow!
he isadog then"
It appears so! |
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I've just found out 2 amazing facts I never knew and I feel stupid for not knowing them ..
1. I didnt realise that the guy in Erin Brockovich and Scrooge were one and the same ( obviously only because he died recently )
2. That the dad in Jumanji and the hunter were infact , the same actor  . Who knew. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind....
I could have sworn he was a cow!
he isadog then"
If he's a dog, why does he have a pet dog that behaves like a dog? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc .
So it’s like you could sell it at Holland’s and Baratts |
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"Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc .
So it’s like you could sell it at Holland’s and Baratts "
Nice try |
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"Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc .
So it’s like you could sell it at Holland’s and Baratts "
Yes it's packaged as vegan cheese. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc .
So it’s like you could sell it at Holland’s and Baratts
Yes it's packaged as vegan cheese."
The way I see it, women should think less about swallowing it for us, but more about your health.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog "
What kinda cows have you been looking at? Obviously a dog |
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I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter!
As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed.
Ooopsie! |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter!
As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed.
Ooopsie! "
Blonde moment then was it |
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter!
As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed.
Ooopsie!
Blonde moment then was it "
Very blonde!
Was wondering why everyone else was dawdling along |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter!
As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed.
Ooopsie!
Blonde moment then was it
Very blonde!
Was wondering why everyone else was dawdling along "
Erm, yes, very blonde — you're supposed to just set the limit then leave the pedals alone (if I touch the clutch or brake on mine it turns off) the idea is, generally, to just steer |
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter!
As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed.
Ooopsie!
Blonde moment then was it
Very blonde!
Was wondering why everyone else was dawdling along
Erm, yes, very blonde — you're supposed to just set the limit then leave the pedals alone (if I touch the clutch or brake on mine it turns off) the idea is, generally, to just steer "
I used to keep my foot off the pedal, but a couple of weeks ago I had a car undertake me then swerve right in front of me.
It happened that quickly I had no time to react, move my foot to the brake.
If my car didn't have anti collision thingy, I doubt I'd be writing this right now.
I've kept my foot resting on the accelerator since, so I can get to the brake if I need.
My car auto braking, my son was reaching down to get something out his bag, hearing his head slam off the dash then get thrown back in his seat. Not something I want to experience again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter!
As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed.
Ooopsie!
Blonde moment then was it
Very blonde!
Was wondering why everyone else was dawdling along
Erm, yes, very blonde — you're supposed to just set the limit then leave the pedals alone (if I touch the clutch or brake on mine it turns off) the idea is, generally, to just steer
I used to keep my foot off the pedal, but a couple of weeks ago I had a car undertake me then swerve right in front of me.
It happened that quickly I had no time to react, move my foot to the brake.
If my car didn't have anti collision thingy, I doubt I'd be writing this right now.
I've kept my foot resting on the accelerator since, so I can get to the brake if I need.
My car auto braking, my son was reaching down to get something out his bag, hearing his head slam off the dash then get thrown back in his seat. Not something I want to experience again. "
Unfortunately, no amount of technology can compensate for dickheads like that — glad you and your son came out of it ok tho |
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though
Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
Don't worry about it... I took 20 years to come to the same conclusion about my ex."
I burst out laughing at this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a woman fabs all your pics she's interested in you didn't realise never took much notice of who fabbed my pics will be now though "
Not sure this is true. |
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"That I could be stopped at security in Charles De Gaulle airport for having a concealed weapon in my pants. I convinced them to let me though security because it’s only explosive after significant female attention and I won’t be getting any of that ;-D"
Funny..love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That the male Octopus will rip his penis off and throw it at the female for her to inseminate herself
He can grow another apparently. "
That the men on here could learn a lot from the male octopus |
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
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"... Mine was discoving that Go West by the Pet Shop Boys was a cover version of a Village People song of the same name! (I listened to it, it's shit!) "
The village people weren't exactly original with their version. Pachelbel got there first in 1680. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... Mine was discoving that Go West by the Pet Shop Boys was a cover version of a Village People song of the same name! (I listened to it, it's shit!)
The village people weren't exactly original with their version. Pachelbel got there first in 1680. "
Neanderthals out of africa too ,few weeks before that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One thing I did learn last week, there is a jelly fish that apparently doesn’t die of old age"
Yes it's the Immortal Jelly fish. They regress back to their younger state over and over again. They only die if eaten. |
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Found out the theme from the South Bank Show was from an album collaboration beteeen Andrew and Julian Lloyd Webber after Andrew losing a bet with Julian. |
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"One thing I did learn last week, there is a jelly fish that apparently doesn’t die of old age
Yes it's the Immortal Jelly fish. They regress back to their younger state over and over again. They only die if eaten."
Hopefully they die before they're eaten. I don't want to be chasing my dinner around the table. |
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"Yesterday I learned that what I have been calling a glockenspiel my whole life is actually a xylophone and vice versa
Glocs are wooden, Xylophones are metal.
Well they were at my school."
That was what I thought, but apparently it's the other way round 
Who knew eh? |
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