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"Busy in here tonight Ash? Some interesting clientele you allow in here "My first time here and im hooked | |||
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"Busy tonight lol another cola please " It sure has!...Only the cola now Stretch?..... | |||
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Now....where did I leave my drink, after I went for quiche and who’s got my Audrey Hepburns? Come on own up! | |||
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"Ash I admit i do seem to be getting a little tipsy... How many gins are you putting in my glass "I thought you had been asking me for double gins all night?! | |||
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"Crikey! Between the Fab bar, the buffet thread and the smoking shed it’s been busy!
Now....where did I leave my drink, after I went for quiche and who’s got my Audrey Hepburns? Come on own up! "Me  . I like the one you gave me  | |||
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"Ash I admit i do seem to be getting a little tipsy... How many gins are you putting in my glass
I thought you had been asking me for double gins all night?!"Oopps! I won't complain.. carry on 
What a fantastic 1st night in the bar. I'm coming back again | |||
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Think I'll go back to the tequila shots thanks! | |||
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"Crikey! Between the Fab bar, the buffet thread and the smoking shed it’s been busy!
Now....where did I leave my drink, after I went for quiche and who’s got my Audrey Hepburns? Come on own up!
Me . I like the one you gave me "Cheeky mare  | |||
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"One bottle of wine coming up for Namenorth who was last to post on Part 2..." Thanks for a horrible minute there, I thought that I had missed out on all the fun | |||
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"Busy in here tonight Ash? Some interesting clientele you allow in here "we always have a very lively mix of boozers sorry i mean customers at bar fabulash! | |||
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"One bottle of wine coming up for Namenorth who was last to post on Part 2... Thanks for a horrible minute there, I thought that I had missed out on all the fun " you're welcome!...The night is still young...would you like a bottle of white or red wine?.. | |||
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"Crikey! Between the Fab bar, the buffet thread and the smoking shed it’s been busy!
Now....where did I leave my drink, after I went for quiche and who’s got my Audrey Hepburns? Come on own up!
Me . I like the one you gave me
Cheeky mare "I'll buy some more for next time | |||
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"Crikey! Between the Fab bar, the buffet thread and the smoking shed it’s been busy!
Now....where did I leave my drink, after I went for quiche and who’s got my Audrey Hepburns? Come on own up! "I've just been back over to the buffet thread to have some more sausages on sticks!... | |||
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"Crikey! Between the Fab bar, the buffet thread and the smoking shed it’s been busy!
Now....where did I leave my drink, after I went for quiche and who’s got my Audrey Hepburns? Come on own up! "I did see someone in a batman cap necking drinks before, he was quite bleary eyed tho, not sure about the ciggies...we've all been sharing each other(s)
We don't talk about quiche anymore. | |||
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"Crikey! Between the Fab bar, the buffet thread and the smoking shed it’s been busy!
Now....where did I leave my drink, after I went for quiche and who’s got my Audrey Hepburns? Come on own up!
Me . I like the one you gave me
Cheeky mare
I'll buy some more for next time "Vogue original green (Waitrose) or Alluve Green (Asda only)  | |||
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"Ash I admit i do seem to be getting a little tipsy... How many gins are you putting in my glass
I thought you had been asking me for double gins all night?!
Oopps! I won't complain.. carry on
What a fantastic 1st night in the bar. I'm coming back again"I'm glad you're having fun...The Fab bar is normally open every Saturday evening | |||
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"Ash I admit i do seem to be getting a little tipsy... How many gins are you putting in my glass
I thought you had been asking me for double gins all night?!
Oopps! I won't complain.. carry on
What a fantastic 1st night in the bar. I'm coming back again"Can you leave a review on trip advisor? | |||
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"Crikey! Between the Fab bar, the buffet thread and the smoking shed it’s been busy!
Now....where did I leave my drink, after I went for quiche and who’s got my Audrey Hepburns? Come on own up!
I did see someone in a batman cap necking drinks before, he was quite bleary eyed tho, not sure about the ciggies...we've all been sharing each other(s)
We don't talk about quiche anymore."Fair do..... | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out "Do you need one of my smokes to recover?... | |||
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"Busy tonight lol another cola please It sure has!...Only the cola now Stretch?....." Yeah heads spinning and i got a 20 minute walk home lol | |||
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"Ash I admit i do seem to be getting a little tipsy... How many gins are you putting in my glass
I thought you had been asking me for double gins all night?!
Oopps! I won't complain.. carry on
What a fantastic 1st night in the bar. I'm coming back again
Can you leave a review on trip advisor? "Your not leaving already are ya bella? | |||
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"Ash I admit i do seem to be getting a little tipsy... How many gins are you putting in my glass
I thought you had been asking me for double gins all night?!
Oopps! I won't complain.. carry on
What a fantastic 1st night in the bar. I'm coming back again
I'm glad you're having fun...The Fab bar is normally open every Saturday evening "I shall make sure I'm back the next time the doors open landlord | |||
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"Ash I admit i do seem to be getting a little tipsy... How many gins are you putting in my glass
I thought you had been asking me for double gins all night?!
Oopps! I won't complain.. carry on
What a fantastic 1st night in the bar. I'm coming back again
Can you leave a review on trip advisor?
Your not leaving already are ya bella? "I'm not really sure what I'm doing..... let's go back out and smoke more | |||
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"Ash I admit i do seem to be getting a little tipsy... How many gins are you putting in my glass
I thought you had been asking me for double gins all night?!
Oopps! I won't complain.. carry on
What a fantastic 1st night in the bar. I'm coming back again
Can you leave a review on trip advisor?
Your not leaving already are ya bella?
I'm not really sure what I'm doing..... let's go back out and smoke more "Im with ya | |||
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"One bottle of wine coming up for Namenorth who was last to post on Part 2... Thanks for a horrible minute there, I thought that I had missed out on all the fun you're welcome!...The night is still young...would you like a bottle of white or red wine?.. " A nice bottle of chilled white wine please, and whatever you are drinking | |||
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Anyone seen Cheeky? .......  or NSA chick? | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?... "Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever! | |||
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"LDies you have been great company at the bar
Anyone seen Cheeky? ....... or NSA chick?"I'm sure NSA was outside trying to convince some dude that quiche was a good thing | |||
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"LDies you have been great company at the bar
Anyone seen Cheeky? ....... or NSA chick?
I'm sure NSA was outside trying to convince some dude that quiche was a good thing "My chat up lines need some work | |||
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"LDies you have been great company at the bar
Anyone seen Cheeky? ....... or NSA chick?
I'm sure NSA was outside trying to convince some dude that quiche was a good thing "She was rummaging in someone’s bra!  | |||
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"One bottle of wine coming up for Namenorth who was last to post on Part 2... Thanks for a horrible minute there, I thought that I had missed out on all the fun you're welcome!...The night is still young...would you like a bottle of white or red wine?.. A nice bottle of chilled white wine please, and whatever you are drinking " One bottle of chilled white wine coming right up. I'll have a brandy and cola thank you. can i play you a song on the jukebox? | |||
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"LDies you have been great company at the bar
Anyone seen Cheeky? ....... or NSA chick?
I'm sure NSA was outside trying to convince some dude that quiche was a good thing
She was rummaging in someone’s bra! "Aww, I miss all the fun!!!! | |||
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"LDies you have been great company at the bar
Anyone seen Cheeky? ....... or NSA chick?
I'm sure NSA was outside trying to convince some dude that quiche was a good thing
My chat up lines need some work "You're doing a pretty good job | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!"you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........ | |||
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"One bottle of wine coming up for Namenorth who was last to post on Part 2... Thanks for a horrible minute there, I thought that I had missed out on all the fun you're welcome!...The night is still young...would you like a bottle of white or red wine?.. A nice bottle of chilled white wine please, and whatever you are drinking One bottle of chilled white wine coming right up. I'll have a brandy and cola thank you. can i play you a song on the jukebox?" My favourite song is 'freedom' by George michael, and I got you a brandy and with just a couple of ice cubes | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........"It’s a bloody great place! | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........"Feels like I haven't been away | |||
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"One bottle of wine coming up for Namenorth who was last to post on Part 2... Thanks for a horrible minute there, I thought that I had missed out on all the fun you're welcome!...The night is still young...would you like a bottle of white or red wine?.. A nice bottle of chilled white wine please, and whatever you are drinking One bottle of chilled white wine coming right up. I'll have a brandy and cola thank you. can i play you a song on the jukebox? My favourite song is 'freedom' by George michael, and I got you a brandy and with just a couple of ice cubes " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A George Michael - Freedom Thank you for the brandy and cola.... | |||
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"A large Elizabeth Taylor sized double G n T please " Oooh I'll have one of those too! | |||
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"A large Elizabeth Taylor sized double G n T please " Good evening Sophie... One large double G & T coming right up! | |||
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"One bottle of wine coming up for Namenorth who was last to post on Part 2... Thanks for a horrible minute there, I thought that I had missed out on all the fun you're welcome!...The night is still young...would you like a bottle of white or red wine?.. A nice bottle of chilled white wine please, and whatever you are drinking One bottle of chilled white wine coming right up. I'll have a brandy and cola thank you. can i play you a song on the jukebox? My favourite song is 'freedom' by George michael, and I got you a brandy and with just a couple of ice cubes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A George Michael - Freedom Thank you for the brandy and cola...." My pleasure, to the best barman in town, cheers bottoms up | |||
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"A large Elizabeth Taylor sized double G n T please Oooh I'll have one of those too! " One of those coming up for you also! | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........
Feels like I haven't been away "Its lovely to have you back. | |||
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"Anyone got any alcazeltza? " A girl called elsa | |||
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"One bottle of wine coming up for Namenorth who was last to post on Part 2... Thanks for a horrible minute there, I thought that I had missed out on all the fun you're welcome!...The night is still young...would you like a bottle of white or red wine?.. A nice bottle of chilled white wine please, and whatever you are drinking One bottle of chilled white wine coming right up. I'll have a brandy and cola thank you. can i play you a song on the jukebox? My favourite song is 'freedom' by George michael, and I got you a brandy and with just a couple of ice cubes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A George Michael - Freedom Thank you for the brandy and cola.... My pleasure, to the best barman in town, cheers bottoms up " Thank you very much and bottoms up to to you also! | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........
Feels like I haven't been away
Its lovely to have you back. "No idea where my dancing partner is tho..... hmmm? | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........
Feels like I haven't been away
Its lovely to have you back.
No idea where my dancing partner is tho..... hmmm? "I think she might be on a hot date.... | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........
Feels like I haven't been away
Its lovely to have you back.
No idea where my dancing partner is tho..... hmmm?
I think she might be on a hot date...."Ooooh!!!! | |||
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"LDies you have been great company at the bar
Anyone seen Cheeky? ....... or NSA chick?
I'm sure NSA was outside trying to convince some dude that quiche was a good thing
My chat up lines need some work
You're doing a pretty good job "I concur | |||
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"Good evening everyone...Welcome to Bar Fabulash... Its great to be back behind the bar again having been busy the last couple of weeks. Can i get anyone a drink and play a song on the jukebox for you? Anyone for more tequila and rice pudding?" I'm on coffee tequila, Parton or Cazcabel will do (Cazcabel is cheaper in Sainsbury's than on Amazon at the minute as well) | |||
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"I'm sorry, I already got myself a brandy and American before sitting down. How rude of me..." As were now on part 3 of the fab bar thread I'll pretend that I didnt see you behind the bar! | |||
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"Good evening everyone...Welcome to Bar Fabulash... Its great to be back behind the bar again having been busy the last couple of weeks. Can i get anyone a drink and play a song on the jukebox for you? Anyone for more tequila and rice pudding? I'm on coffee tequila, Parton or Cazcabel will do (Cazcabel is cheaper in Sainsbury's than on Amazon at the minute as well) "Patron, even! Bloody autocorrect! | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........
Feels like I haven't been away
Its lovely to have you back.
No idea where my dancing partner is tho..... hmmm?
I think she might be on a hot date....
Ooooh!!!! "we might not see her the whole weekend | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........
Feels like I haven't been away
Its lovely to have you back.
No idea where my dancing partner is tho..... hmmm?
I think she might be on a hot date....
Ooooh!!!!
we might not see her the whole weekend "Taxi for 1 this weekend then Bella?  | |||
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"Good evening everyone...Welcome to Bar Fabulash... Its great to be back behind the bar again having been busy the last couple of weeks. Can i get anyone a drink and play a song on the jukebox for you? Anyone for more tequila and rice pudding? I'm on coffee tequila, Parton or Cazcabel will do (Cazcabel is cheaper in Sainsbury's than on Amazon at the minute as well)
Patron, even! Bloody autocorrect!
"Good evening Midster.... One coffee tequila coming right up! | |||
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"I'm sorry, I already got myself a brandy and American before sitting down. How rude of me... As were now on part 3 of the fab bar thread I'll pretend that I didnt see you behind the bar!" Force of habit, apologies.. | |||
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"Blimey..... I went to check on the cow and I think I blanked out
Do you need one of my smokes to recover?...
Well, the last time I accepted a smoke off someone I won a cow, took advantage of someone's gin covered chest, learnt how to create fire and had a craving for rice pudding ........ strangest Saturday night ever!
you never know what to expect during a night out at the fab lounge bar!........
Feels like I haven't been away
Its lovely to have you back.
No idea where my dancing partner is tho..... hmmm?
I think she might be on a hot date....
Ooooh!!!!
we might not see her the whole weekend
Taxi for 1 this weekend then Bella? "If you're offering | |||
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"Evening Ash, I'm all alone tonight as D is out, so I will have a quick JD & c*ke please, and whatever you would like.Xx" Good evening Jo... One JD and cola coming right up.. I'm always happy to keep you company for a while
I'll have another brandy and cola thank you...x | |||
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"I'm sorry, I already got myself a brandy and American before sitting down. How rude of me... As were now on part 3 of the fab bar thread I'll pretend that I didnt see you behind the bar! Force of habit, apologies.." Cheers mate...no worries | |||
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" Good evening Midster.... One coffee tequila coming right up!" Perfect, thanks Ash. Can you put Failure with girls by the Macc Lads on the jukebox as well please. Not for me, obviously | |||
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"Hmnnn seems like im the only one in the bar mwhahahahah " Where's the barman? Free drinks!!! | |||
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"Hmnnn seems like im the only one in the bar mwhahahahah " Check the cow! | |||
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"Ash, can I leave my cow here tonight? Not really sure what to do with it......" you can leave it in the garden out the back... | |||
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"Evening Ash, I'm all alone tonight as D is out, so I will have a quick JD & c*ke please, and whatever you would like.Xx Good evening Jo... One JD and cola coming right up.. I'm always happy to keep you company for a while
I'll have another brandy and cola thank you...x"You're a diamond Ash
Cheers. Xx | |||
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"Ash can i get another cola please mate " A double cola coming right up mate... | |||
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"Ash can i get another cola please mate A double cola coming right up mate..." Cheers ash | |||
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"Ash, can I leave my cow here tonight? Not really sure what to do with it...... you can leave it in the garden out the back..." Phew.... not sure how I would have explained that to the hubby | |||
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" Good evening Midster.... One coffee tequila coming right up! Perfect, thanks Ash. Can you put Failure with girls by the Macc Lads on the jukebox as well please. Not for me, obviously "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXF5876hkqo The Macc Lads - Failure with girls... I didn't think it was for you! | |||
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"Hmnnn seems like im the only one in the bar mwhahahahah Where's the barman? Free drinks!!! " I was having a smoke! | |||
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" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXF5876hkqo The Macc Lads - Failure with girls... I didn't think it was for you!" Ta | |||
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"Evening Ash, I'm all alone tonight as D is out, so I will have a quick JD & c*ke please, and whatever you would like.Xx Good evening Jo... One JD and cola coming right up.. I'm always happy to keep you company for a while
I'll have another brandy and cola thank you...x
You're a diamond Ash
Cheers. Xx "You're welcome Jo...you're a rare gem. | |||
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"Too much tequila - coffee please? "A strong black coffee V?.... | |||
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"Ash, can I leave my cow here tonight? Not really sure what to do with it...... you can leave it in the garden out the back... Phew.... not sure how I would have explained that to the hubby "I'm sure he'd understand, he might ask where your cardigan was..and what is that sticky mess, rice pudding? | |||
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"Ash do ya mind if i just sit here all night i dont wanna leave im having an awesome time " Aaaw bless your wee cotton socks | |||
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"Ash do ya mind if i just sit here all night i dont wanna leave im having an awesome time Aaaw bless your wee cotton socks" Most fun ive had at any bar im not ready to leave | |||
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"Ash do ya mind if i just sit here all night i dont wanna leave im having an awesome time Aaaw bless your wee cotton socks Most fun ive had at any bar im not ready to leave " Stay..... Ash is having a lock in | |||
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"Ash do ya mind if i just sit here all night i dont wanna leave im having an awesome time Aaaw bless your wee cotton socks Most fun ive had at any bar im not ready to leave Stay..... Ash is having a lock in "Looks like im staying then | |||
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"Ash do ya mind if i just sit here all night i dont wanna leave im having an awesome time Aaaw bless your wee cotton socks Most fun ive had at any bar im not ready to leave " Quick get him a coffee | |||
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"Ash do ya mind if i just sit here all night i dont wanna leave im having an awesome time Aaaw bless your wee cotton socks Most fun ive had at any bar im not ready to leave Quick get him a coffee "I don't do coffee i have an intolerance to coffee anyway im popping out for a doobie | |||
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"Too much tequila - coffee please?
A strong black coffee V?...."Yes please x | |||
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"Double grey goose with lemonade plz "Good evening Charming Gent.... One double grey goose with lemonade coming right up... | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home "I'm still here, the coffee in the tequila has kept me awake, the tequila in the coffee has got me shitfaced. Tomorrow will be difficult! | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home "Need a lift? | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
I'm still here, the coffee in the tequila has kept me awake, the tequila in the coffee has got me shitfaced. Tomorrow will be difficult! "With a few more tequila coffees, tomorrow doesn't need to happen at all | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home "I'm still here!... | |||
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"With a few more tequila coffees, tomorrow doesn't need to happen at all "Good point, I'll pour myself another then | |||
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"Too much tequila - coffee please?
A strong black coffee V?....
Yes please x"Coming right up with a selection of biscuits... | |||
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"With a few more tequila coffees, tomorrow doesn't need to happen at all
Good point, I'll pour myself another then "Can I have one? They sound fun | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift? "Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though  | |||
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"Im still here sobered up now " Get back on it then! | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
I'm still here!... "Lock in time!!!!!  | |||
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"Im still here sobered up now Get back on it then! " Yes! Stretch, I'll get you a tequila coffee...... Apparently they're great! | |||
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"Im still here sobered up now Get back on it then! Yes! Stretch, I'll get you a tequila coffee...... Apparently they're great! "Noooo no more booze please mixing me doobies with beer wasn't a good idea | |||
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"Its now after midnight so were having a lock in!..." I've been hiding in the loo all this time Hoping for a lock in | |||
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"Yes! Stretch, I'll get you a tequila coffee...... Apparently they're great! "Trust me on this - Cazcabel, Sainsbury's, £20 for hlaf a litre. If you don't like it I'll have it off you (you can barely taste the tequila. Until you stand up) | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
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"Its now after midnight so were having a lock in!... I've been hiding in the loo all this time Hoping for a lock in "Its safe to come out now! | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift?
Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though "I thought you was coming back to mine i only live ten minutes away lol | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift?
Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though
I thought you was coming back to mine i only live ten minutes away lol "I thought you were spending the night here! Anyway I'm hitching a ride on Janice now (I named the cow) | |||
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"Yes! Stretch, I'll get you a tequila coffee...... Apparently they're great!
Trust me on this - Cazcabel, Sainsbury's, £20 for hlaf a litre. If you don't like it I'll have it off you (you can barely taste the tequila. Until you stand up) "Line them up! | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift?
Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though
I thought you was coming back to mine i only live ten minutes away lol
I thought you were spending the night here! Anyway I'm hitching a ride on Janice now (I named the cow) "Typical even a cow called janice gets more luck them me lol | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift?
Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though
I thought you was coming back to mine i only live ten minutes away lol
I thought you were spending the night here! Anyway I'm hitching a ride on Janice now (I named the cow)
Typical even a cow called janice gets more luck them me lol "Janice?! What the actual fuck?! | |||
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"Line them up! " Consider it done. I've got Cazcabel, Patron XCafe incendio and Casa Noble blanco. No shots, though, you have to drink it like a whisky (ice is optional) Enjoy | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift?
Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though
I thought you was coming back to mine i only live ten minutes away lol
I thought you were spending the night here! Anyway I'm hitching a ride on Janice now (I named the cow)
Typical even a cow called janice gets more luck them me lol
Janice?! What the actual fuck?! "Nsachick named the cow not me | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift?
Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though
I thought you was coming back to mine i only live ten minutes away lol
I thought you were spending the night here! Anyway I'm hitching a ride on Janice now (I named the cow)
Typical even a cow called janice gets more luck them me lol
Janice?! What the actual fuck?! "You can name her if you take her home | |||
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"Line them up! Consider it done. I've got Cazcabel, Patron XCafe incendio and Casa Noble blanco. No shots, though, you have to drink it like a whisky (ice is optional) Enjoy " Ooh, I feel all cosmopolitan | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift?
Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though
I thought you was coming back to mine i only live ten minutes away lol
I thought you were spending the night here! Anyway I'm hitching a ride on Janice now (I named the cow)
Typical even a cow called janice gets more luck them me lol
Janice?! What the actual fuck?!
You can name her if you take her home "I've taken home worse | |||
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"I just realised I'm the wino propping up the bar long after everyone else has gone home
Need a lift?
Oh yes please, I've no taxi fare though
I thought you was coming back to mine i only live ten minutes away lol
I thought you were spending the night here! Anyway I'm hitching a ride on Janice now (I named the cow)
Typical even a cow called janice gets more luck them me lol
Janice?! What the actual fuck?!
You can name her if you take her home
I've taken home worse " | |||
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"Right im off home peeps heads spinning and i think i need to sleep it off lol " Wanna take Janice home with you? I don't feel like I'm a responsible enough person to take on such a task | |||
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"Ooh, I feel all cosmopolitan "Before the internet, Cosmopolitan and the Marshall Ward catalogue were the closest we got to porn | |||
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"Right im off home peeps heads spinning and i think i need to sleep it off lol Wanna take Janice home with you? I don't feel like I'm a responsible enough person to take on such a task "Cant my flats definitely not big enough besides ash said you can leave janice here | |||
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"Good night everyone thanks for the fun evening see you all next Saturday " Night night, i'll take good care of your hat. And Janice if nobody else can take her | |||
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"Right im off home peeps heads spinning and i think i need to sleep it off lol Wanna take Janice home with you? I don't feel like I'm a responsible enough person to take on such a task
Cant my flats definitely not big enough besides ash said you can leave janice here "Ash has just added 'homemade burgers' to the menu, I'm not comfortable leaving her here | |||
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"Good night everyone thanks for the fun evening see you all next Saturday Night night, i'll take good care of your hat. And Janice if nobody else can take her "Thanks for keeping this tall wierdo company Nsachick | |||
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"Right im off home peeps heads spinning and i think i need to sleep it off lol Wanna take Janice home with you? I don't feel like I'm a responsible enough person to take on such a task
Cant my flats definitely not big enough besides ash said you can leave janice here
Ash has just added 'homemade burgers' to the menu, I'm not comfortable leaving her here "Nsachick said she'll look after janice night bella see u soon i hope bye | |||
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"Right im off home peeps heads spinning and i think i need to sleep it off lol " Good night Stretch...hope you don't have a hang over in the morning! | |||
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"Right im off home peeps heads spinning and i think i need to sleep it off lol Wanna take Janice home with you? I don't feel like I'm a responsible enough person to take on such a task
Cant my flats definitely not big enough besides ash said you can leave janice here
Ash has just added 'homemade burgers' to the menu, I'm not comfortable leaving her here Nsachick said she'll look after janice night bella see u soon i hope bye "You go rest that fuzzy little head .... you've made me laugh stretch, hope to see you back in the bar and smoking corner soon x | |||
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"Malbec please Ash "Good evening Bella...Nice to see you at the bar again... One Malbec coming right up...... | |||
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"I'm not too sure how slowly I'm supposed to be drinking this tequila coffee "would you like to help me collect some glasses... | |||
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"Peeking in at the end. Coffee latte and a bacon butty thanks Ash. I'll go get the electric blanket fired up x" Good evening Spider..... One coffee latte and a bacon butty coming right up... Can i join you under your electric blanket.... | |||
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"Peeking in at the end. Coffee latte and a bacon butty thanks Ash. I'll go get the electric blanket fired up x" I was just about to tell you that you can't come bowling In here asking for all sorts of shite that's off menu. Then looked at your profile and decided you can ask for anything you like. I'm shitfaced tho, Ash can deal with it! x | |||
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"Peeking in at the end. Coffee latte and a bacon butty thanks Ash. I'll go get the electric blanket fired up x Good evening Spider..... One coffee latte and a bacon butty coming right up... Can i join you under your electric blanket.... "it gets hot just saying and thanks x | |||
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"Peeking in at the end. Coffee latte and a bacon butty thanks Ash. I'll go get the electric blanket fired up x I was just about to tell you that you can't come bowling In here asking for all sorts of shite that's off menu. Then looked at your profile and decided you can ask for anything you like. I'm shitfaced tho, Ash can deal with it! x" I look awesome after a few drinks Ash deal with me would you | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic "omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x"Cinnamon gin? | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
Cinnamon gin? "I know... lush | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
Cinnamon gin? I know... lush "Shots?! | |||
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"I look awesome after a few drinks "Genuine LOL. I'll check again after I've slept | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x"Took the words right out of my mouth.Someone get the man a whiskey coffee. He has duties to fulfill. Besides, I feel like dancing.- someone has to keep me topped up between tracks. | |||
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"Peeking in at the end. Coffee latte and a bacon butty thanks Ash. I'll go get the electric blanket fired up x Good evening Spider..... One coffee latte and a bacon butty coming right up... Can i join you under your electric blanket.... it gets hot just saying and thanks x"I wont mind getting hot under your blanket with you x | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
Took the words right out of my mouth.Someone get the man a whiskey coffee. He has duties to fulfill. Besides, I feel like dancing.- someone has to keep me topped up between tracks. "I think he's sneaked off under the electric blanket come on Ash get UP | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
Cinnamon gin? I know... lush
Shots?! "I wouldn't last long on shots but it's late so why not | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
Took the words right out of my mouth.Someone get the man a whiskey coffee. He has duties to fulfill. Besides, I feel like dancing.- someone has to keep me topped up between tracks. I think he's sneaked off under the electric blanket come on Ash get UP "Leave this to me..... I'll find the gin | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
Cinnamon gin? I know... lush
Shots?! I wouldn't last long on shots but it's late so why not "Sweet!!!! | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x"I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x"One?! | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x"It is absolutely lovely- Lidl’s Hooter’s Plum & Cinnamon gin rocks | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
Took the words right out of my mouth.Someone get the man a whiskey coffee. He has duties to fulfill. Besides, I feel like dancing.- someone has to keep me topped up between tracks. "I need a strong coffee!... | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x
One?! he's tired we'll have to sort him out"Lol, if you want a job done properly, do it yourself | |||
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
Took the words right out of my mouth.Someone get the man a whiskey coffee. He has duties to fulfill. Besides, I feel like dancing.- someone has to keep me topped up between tracks.
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x
One?! he's tired we'll have to sort him out
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x
One?! he's tired we'll have to sort him out
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x
I'm awake!....One Cinnamon gin coming right up x
One?! he's tired we'll have to sort him out"Pfft- I’ve got the bottle
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"Whoops I missed the bar and have been helping myself to a couple of Kraken Dark & Stormies. Just found some Plum & Cinnamon gin to finish me off - hic omg did someone just say Cinnamon gin now your talking let's get this lock in started hah wakey wakey Ash Im just waking up at 1 o'clock x"Took the words right out of my mouth.Someone get the man a whiskey coffee. He has duties to fulfill. Besides, I feel like lk dancing.- someone has to keep me topped up between tracks. | |||
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