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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Today’s discussion on way to Tesco today.
Me- you had a wank today
Him-yes
Me- what genre of porn did you watch.
Him- Taxi porn
Me- Taxi Porn?? WFT is this?
Him- Taxi man as ladies in the back of his car, flirts then fucks then. It’s not pornstars.
Me-why not pornstars
Him- they were not hot enough!
So guys and gals
What is your porn genre? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah fuck I love that taxi porn nonsense.
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Have you seen it? I was showed a clip earlier, why someone could wank to it is beyond me, but an Ex ex ex had a thing for Elastic band porn! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ah fuck I love that taxi porn nonsense.
Have you seen it? I was showed a clip earlier, why someone could wank to it is beyond me, but an Ex ex ex had a thing for Elastic band porn! "
I've watched the odd episode here and there - only when I've got nothing better to watch of course.
It's... interesting.
I'm not feeling traditional porn right now, prefer erotica. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah fuck I love that taxi porn nonsense.
Have you seen it? I was showed a clip earlier, why someone could wank to it is beyond me, but an Ex ex ex had a thing for Elastic band porn!
I've watched the odd episode here and there - only when I've got nothing better to watch of course.
It's... interesting.
I'm not feeling traditional porn right now, prefer erotica."
Same here. I get more turned reading something then actually watching it. My mind goes into overdrive. |
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over a year ago
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I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today’s discussion on way to Tesco today.
Me- you had a wank today
Him-yes
Me- what genre of porn did you watch.
Him- Taxi porn
Me- Taxi Porn?? WFT is this?
Him- Taxi man as ladies in the back of his car, flirts then fucks then. It’s not pornstars.
Me-why not pornstars
Him- they were not hot enough!
So guys and gals
What is your porn genre?"
Pegging... Man, taking it by a hot lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it"
But, did you watch it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol "
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it "
Like smash? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it
Like smash? "
Bodger and badger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it
Like smash?
Bodger and badger "
Bodger, rogered badger?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it
Like smash?
Bodger and badger
Bodger, rogered badger?!?"
Yeah, they were the smash kings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it
Like smash?
Bodger and badger
Bodger, rogered badger?!?
Yeah, they were the smash kings"
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it
Like smash?
Bodger and badger
Bodger, rogered badger?!?
Yeah, they were the smash kings"
Used to love those adverts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today’s discussion on way to Tesco today.
Me- you had a wank today
Him-yes
Me- what genre of porn did you watch.
Him- Taxi porn
Me- Taxi Porn?? WFT is this?
Him- Taxi man as ladies in the back of his car, flirts then fucks then. It’s not pornstars.
Me-why not pornstars
Him- they were not hot enough!
So guys and gals
What is your porn genre?
Pegging... Man, taking it by a hot lady "
I second this. Especially when she is going at it hard doggy style, pegging at the top of the list. Followed by sloppy deepthroat, cum swapping sluts and cum shots on face, tits and cream pies. Damn I just love porn LOL.
JB |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today’s discussion on way to Tesco today.
Me- you had a wank today
Him-yes
Me- what genre of porn did you watch.
Him- Taxi porn
Me- Taxi Porn?? WFT is this?
Him- Taxi man as ladies in the back of his car, flirts then fucks then. It’s not pornstars.
Me-why not pornstars
Him- they were not hot enough!
So guys and gals
What is your porn genre?
Pegging... Man, taking it by a hot lady
I second this. Especially when she is going at it hard doggy style, pegging at the top of the list. Followed by sloppy deepthroat, cum swapping sluts and cum shots on face, tits and cream pies. Damn I just love porn LOL.
JB"
Do you watch it everyday?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it
Like smash? "
Yeah! But he just has massive white bags of it. Probably couldn’t advertise smash in porn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it
Like smash?
Yeah! But he just has massive white bags of it. Probably couldn’t advertise smash in porn"
That would be the wrong kind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Taxi porn is the newer upcoming pornstars trying to make it. Its just made out to be real. I dont mind it tbh! The driver seems to know what hes doing!"
Well I watched a few minutes of it then laughed and walked off to make tea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tried to find if there was gravy porn because my friend changed my status on here too ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’
I found a video of a man making mash potato in his bathtub while naked but that was about it
But, did you watch it lol
It was 45 minutes long. It was that powder mash stuff and he had to mix it all up. I skimmed through it
Like smash?
Yeah! But he just has massive white bags of it. Probably couldn’t advertise smash in porn"
Badgers and massive amounts of instant mash.... Hmmm alarm bells are ringing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It is a bit cheesy, but the best ones are, like the pizza delivery guy with his cock poking out of the middle of the pizza when the box is opened "
Does she get to eat the pizza?
I don’t want cock I want the food |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I miss the easier porn when there used to be a proper storyline with a window cleaner etc and amazing music. "
With perfect Sax solo's. Just think of all those saxophonist out of work! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about pizza delivery in a taxi? Or eating a pizza in the taxi on the way home!? It will never be the same again! Haha!"
Or a Chinese!
Sweet and sour balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, I go through phases. Can go weeks on end without watching it then all of a sudden, bam, I'm on it. Can't get enough, 3+ wanks a day for a few days then back to corrie LOL. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, I go through phases. Can go weeks on end without watching it then all of a sudden, bam, I'm on it. Can't get enough, 3+ wanks a day for a few days then back to corrie LOL. "
I get like that |
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