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By *ittleMissCali OP Woman over a year ago

all loved up

After a funny conversion with a fellow fabster about the legend that is Chuck Norris...

What's your best Chuck Norris funny..

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris doesnt do press ups he pushes the world down

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he shat it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Death once had a “ near Chuck Norris experience “

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Chuck Norris fought against gay marriage.

Gay marriage won.

(True story)

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table, the only element he recognises is the element of surprise

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By *ittleMissCali OP Woman over a year ago

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Chuck Norris can Chuck Norris from Corrie with his little finger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

chuck Norris won the royal rumble in a steel cage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We all know He’s a wet blanket, now Bruce Lee is king

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris is so tough it took three women two days to give birth to him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris eats Seagal for dinner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

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if I was chuck Norris I don't know off topic like your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck has a bear skin rug in his bedroom. It isn't dead, just too scared to move.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

Chuck Norris is in awe of me

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By *ittleMissCali OP Woman over a year ago

all loved up

"Chuck has a bear skin rug in his bedroom. It isn't dead, just too scared to move."

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