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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roll off bed
Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom
Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Roll off bed
Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom
Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ssssssssss... running water..,. waterfall
Niagara...warm wet hands ..legs ... having a paddle
Hot strong coffee
Nice cuppa tea
Marmalade on hot toast
Bacon"
Drool* |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Throw the duvet off. Once the cosy warmth has shifted you’ll feel you have to get up.
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Although that’s more practical than fun!!
So imagine Tom Hardy naked about to catch said duvet and helicopter his cock for your amusement.. |
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"Roll off bed
Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom
Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level "
you do that too?????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Roll off bed
Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom
Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level you do that too????? "
I've almost drowned twice when flushing the toilet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Throw the duvet off. Once the cosy warmth has shifted you’ll feel you have to get up.
Although that’s more practical than fun!!
So imagine Tom Hardy naked about to catch said duvet and helicopter his cock for your amusement.."
Thankyou- made me smile! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Throw the duvet off. Once the cosy warmth has shifted you’ll feel you have to get up.
Although that’s more practical than fun!!
So imagine Tom Hardy naked about to catch said duvet and helicopter his cock for your amusement.."
I would but I am a bit off helicopters at the moment!
Maybe just holding a croissant over his crotch, naked? |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Ssssssssss... running water..,. waterfall
Niagara...warm wet hands ..legs ... having a paddle
Hot strong coffee
Nice cuppa tea
Marmalade on hot toast
Bacon"
Actually I'm having toast and marmalade in bed with tea.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Meh, bed is nice, bed is good, getting up is overrated!  "
Indeed- the School run, however, will not be denied! I am up now, still not got to work as suffering with inertia! |
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"Roll off bed
Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom
Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level you do that too?????
I've almost drowned twice when flushing the toilet "
ah! You need the water saving ‘half flush’ cistern!! You only half drown yourself. Great for remembering all those chores to do too as only half your life flashes in front of your eyes!!  |
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