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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do know beef is better aged, right?..
And well hung! 
You said you didn't want those pics....
I'm more of an experiential type!  "
There is still hope then..?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol
Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery
I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified  "
*would have  |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol
Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery
I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified
*would have "
 Wouldn't think I went a grammar school at times.  |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol
Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery
I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified
*would have Wouldn't think I went a grammar school at times. "
*to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol
Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery
I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified
*would have Wouldn't think I went a grammar school at times. "
*to a grammar school.
No you wouldn’t |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol
Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery
I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified
*would have "
Haha! |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol
Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery
I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified
*would have Wouldn't think I went a grammar school at times.
*to a grammar school.
No you wouldn’t "
I corrected myself there. I type in my head and i forget to write it down. I'm only human. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol
Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery
I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified
*would have
Haha! "
Sorry op I wouldn’t normally but it’s him!!! Everyone will understand |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol
Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery
I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified
*would have
Haha!
Sorry op I wouldn’t normally but it’s him!!! Everyone will understand "
That you're stalking me yeah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just take a seat right here?
I’ll be right next to you in cas you faint
Me feel faint? Oh you are a gent "
I’ll pass your comment to my mum, she’ll be proud |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation.
Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome."
Sorry, it's a mickey take on the ladies thread, but everyone needs to learn to man up (or woman up) and not take offence! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. "
Even better, i could feed them to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation.
Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome.
Sorry, it's a mickey take on the ladies thread, but everyone needs to learn to man up (or woman up) and not take offence!"
I’m offended that you said we can’t get offended! That’s offensive enough to offend!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation.
Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome.
Sorry, it's a mickey take on the ladies thread, but everyone needs to learn to man up (or woman up) and not take offence!
I’m offended that you said we can’t get offended! That’s offensive enough to offend!! xx"
Damn right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use.
Even better, i could feed them to you "
On my way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation.
Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome.
Sorry, it's a mickey take on the ladies thread, but everyone needs to learn to man up (or woman up) and not take offence!"
It's a little funny that you apologise, then give him a row  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed!
Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol....  "
Oh come on! Pretty please? What if i sneak them in the back? |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed!
Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... "
You're more strict than me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use.
Even better, i could feed them to you
On my way! "
I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed!
Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... You're more strict than me. "
Men are weak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use.
Even better, i could feed them to you
On my way!
I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company "
Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use.
Even better, i could feed them to you
On my way!
I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company
Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own. "
Timewaster!!! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed!
Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol....
Oh come on! Pretty please? What if i sneak them in the back? "
You can pick'em off one by one from the porky end.... |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed!
Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... You're more strict than me. "
I need 'em fit, they have serious work to do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed!
Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol....
Oh come on! Pretty please? What if i sneak them in the back?
You can pick'em off one by one from the porky end.... "
On it |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed!
Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... You're more strict than me.
I need 'em fit, they have serious work to do! "
To quote the Dragons on Dragons den "I'm out". Can be lazy sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use.
Even better, i could feed them to you
On my way!
I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company
Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own.
Timewaster!!! "
No, just slow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky
How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use.
Even better, i could feed them to you
On my way!
I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company
Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own.
Timewaster!!!
No, just slow... "
I was going to add ghoster to timewaster then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own.
Timewaster!!!
No, just slow...
I was going to add ghoster to timewaster then "
Again, just slow haha
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own.
Timewaster!!!
No, just slow...
I was going to add ghoster to timewaster then
Again, just slow haha
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I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch..... |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"I think 75% beef, no more than 25% pork.....
Or is that too much?
Nah gotta be 95% beef and 5% pork
Gotta keep things as black and white as possible you know "
I think that might be an unhealthy ratio lol! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Come on gents, show yourselves!
Which bit are you referring to?
You're more antelope than beef but it's my thread so you're in!!
Lion bait? Thanks.  "
Haha, more bounding through the long grass?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on gents, show yourselves!
Which bit are you referring to?
You're more antelope than beef but it's my thread so you're in!!
Lion bait? Thanks.
Haha, more bounding through the long grass?? "
Being chased by a cougar, now there's a thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I've taken my ibuprufen and I'm off the the gym for more torture.....'Buns like steel by the summer ladies, buns like steel...'!
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Ha ha go Frisky!
I'm not beefy, but this thread is covering a wide range so I can wiggle in. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Right, I've taken my ibuprufen and I'm off the the gym for more torture.....'Buns like steel by the summer ladies, buns like steel...'!
Ha ha go Frisky!
I'm not beefy, but this thread is covering a wide range so I can wiggle in."
Welcome! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Come on gents, show yourselves!
Which bit are you referring to?
You're more antelope than beef but it's my thread so you're in!!
Lion bait? Thanks.
Haha, more bounding through the long grass??
Being chased by a cougar, now there's a thought. "
Ha, no cougars on this thread! |
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