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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Chip paper that didn't nick half your bag of chips by clinging on to them for dear life.
Folding pushchairs that are truly 'one hand operable'. I still end up using another hand or part of body to assist.
Car seats designed for wriggling kids, hold them in position while strapping the little buggers in.
Little orange lights on cars that drivers could use to show those around them their intentions.
Shopping trolleys that are steerable, rather than a having to use the force.
Any others? Be as serious or as silly as you like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The little orange lights on cars have already been invented  . They're called 'indicators', but a lot of drivers recently believe they are there just as a decoration, without any function.
I too would love a teleportation device, and a time machine, sometimes.
Oh, and an on/off button for persistent thoughts, particularly at night  |
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"Bathroom doors that give you a makeover when you walk through them...
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be....."
I neeeeed one of those immediately.
I hate getting ready - I'm not a dressy up kind of gal but woukd like to be! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teleporters would scare me.
The Fly, need I say more"
Its also the idea that they arent teleportes they're suicide booths paird to a cloning booth.
You go in one get scanned then murdered, the information sent to the other where a new you is recreated.
If they send the converted energy from you too so your made of up the same stuff you were originaly youre srill dead and its still a copy combined with the fact its now a death ray firing a beam with enough energy to be somewhere in the 1500~ megaton TNt range |
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A way to get satisfaction from scratching an itch that doesn't make things worse. OK, it's not curing the problem but sometimes there's great relief to be had from a scratch or two. My eczema is a little pain atm. |
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I'll take the teleporter, me.
Failing that, a toaster that releases the slices at 6 second intervals so that you can butter each in turn and the butter still melts nicely on each one...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll take the teleporter, me.
Failing that, a toaster that releases the slices at 6 second intervals so that you can butter each in turn and the butter still melts nicely on each one...
B"
I like you're thinking there. That's a dragons den winner if it were invented.  |
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A de shitter. They DO jave a tendency to occur at bloody annoying moments..
A button which would turn walls, ceilings and other buildings (and their contexts)transparent so I can see all of the sky.
A decent predictive text thing which stops me tutting at the end of virtually every word I type.
Tut tut tut tit TUT! |
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Honest politicians.
A switch to start, stop & rewind hair growth.
Plug in modules/SD cards to enable fluent speaking of other languages.
The ability to rewind time.
The ability to record dreams.
Honest politicians.
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A 3 day working week and non sticky garlic cloves would be a good start A tumble dryer that also folded the clothes, that would be handy too.
Oh and a hair spray that repelled rain and wind too 
Peach x |
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"A human remote control.
So I could pause, fast forward or rewind certain daily events (& delete some people) "
You've never seen the first series of Black Mirror - proper chilling |
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"Something to stop me feeling Hungry and craving cake!
They have done that it's cake "
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If you cut the cake in half, you've only got half the calories. Because its now only half the calories,you can treat yourself to the other half! -Simples. |
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