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Advice for women struggling to get meets on Fab
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.
If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.
Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put a telly remote in both holes. It allows us to judge if cock size is acceptable.
Let us know how you’re doing that minute. What your weekend plans are. It’s these small details that will have you drowning in penis asap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have about 50 pics of your breasts and vagina from every angle then you are good to go  "
You forgot the arse pictures just so he knows what you look like from all angles :- ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.
If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.
Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ? "
I’ve been doing it all wrong!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave your profile text as "will fill in later" for as long as possible.
Complain constantly in the forums about never getting a meet, and how guys should be tripping over themselves to bang you for sending a "hi how r u?" message.
Twenty pictures straight out of the gynecologist's manual.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.
If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.
Failing that! Just breathing is enough!!! Lol
Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ?
I’ve been doing it all wrong!! "
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Put a sky remote up your vag so we know how big it is  "
Haha yes!
Also don't forget to say that you're up for anything and that looks and size aren't important. Multiple vag pics should do the trick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mention on a status update you need work done on your house. Amazing how many builders/decorators/handymen and you'll be flooded with offers of help with exchange for rumpy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mention on a status update you need work done on your house. Amazing how many builders/decorators/handymen and you'll be flooded with offers of help with exchange for rumpy
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Seen a few of these, a woman asking for someone to build her conservatory walls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretend to be between 18 and 22, state you’re bi, bit of a cum slut and love being fucked hard.
If you claim you want a daddy and use a pic of someone off a porn site, you’re guaranteed a reaction...but don’t forget to disappear after a couple of hours xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretend to be between 18 and 22, state you’re bi, bit of a cum slut and love being fucked hard.
If you claim you want a daddy and use a pic of someone off a porn site, you’re guaranteed a reaction...but don’t forget to disappear after a couple of hours xx"
The meet won’t happen, but getting lots of attention will. Obviously there are women on here are that age group, etc, and genuine, but often it’s a bloke who is, quite frankly, a dick! xx |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.
If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.
Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ? "
How many breasts do these women have? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to explain to them in long winded graphic messages exactly what I want to do to them.
I find it works best to just jump straight in and assume all men like the same things.
Oh and I don't use punctuation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.
If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.
Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ?
How many breasts do these women have?"
If we see tits and there’s the promise of more, these are logistics most blokes wouldn’t have thought through yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to explain to them in long winded graphic messages exactly what I want to do to them.
I find it works best to just jump straight in and assume all men like the same things.
Oh and I don't use punctuation. "
Basically talk a good game, but fail to deliver. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.
If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.
Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ? "
That only implies to those that really have to work at it. To the remainder it's just 'log on'. No further instructions required. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be sane/read his profile/keep your word/meet his physical requirements/Know why your on here/be hygienic/Don't expect cab fare or money.Fulfil these you should be ok...one last thing expect the same from him. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Tell them that you’re not looking for anything serious and that you are more than happy to meet for a 5 minute hand job/wank/fingering session with no reciprocal stuff required at all. Ever.
If you build it....they will cum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell them that you’re not looking for anything serious and that you are more than happy to meet for a 5 minute hand job/wank/fingering session with no reciprocal stuff required at all. Ever.
If you build it....they will cum."
Haha, very good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretend to be between 18 and 22, state you’re bi, bit of a cum slut and love being fucked hard.
If you claim you want a daddy and use a pic of someone off a porn site, you’re guaranteed a reaction...but don’t forget to disappear after a couple of hours xx"
Lol I see 2/3 new ones everyday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wear shiny stuff in pictures.
Like big silver hoops.
I mean earrings, not ladies over a certain age with hairy bum holes just in case there’s any confusion.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wear shiny stuff in pictures.
Like big silver hoops.
I mean earrings, not ladies over a certain age with hairy bum holes just in case there’s any confusion.
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I'm painting mine silver now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wear shiny stuff in pictures.
Like big silver hoops.
I mean earrings, not ladies over a certain age with hairy bum holes just in case there’s any confusion.
I'm painting mine silver now "
Earrings or... |
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