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"Your desperation knows no bounds" I'm really desperate! | |||
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"What are you desperate for right now? I could do with a cup of tea and a few hob nobs. (Plus 3 points for West Ham tonight)" No Liverpool pls | |||
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"Good health" I wish you good health this year. | |||
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"A mixed grill and a pint pot of tea! " A pint of tea? | |||
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"For it to be 7pm " whats happening at 7pm?! | |||
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"A man, but he's too busy with work at the moment. " I'm free after the football tonight! | |||
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"Any empty washing basket" I cant help there..I'm afraid my ironing skills are very poor to say the least! | |||
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"What are you desperate for right now? I could do with a cup of tea and a few hob nobs. (Plus 3 points for West Ham tonight)" Attention. As for West Ham v Liverpool...I dislike them both equally, 0-0 and a tube strike would do for me. | |||
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"A big tight squeezy hug " I'm known to be quite good at hugs if you fancy a big one... | |||
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"A mixed grill and a pint pot of tea! A pint of tea? " yep a pint! | |||
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"Many things x but can't say " I wont tell anyone..It can be our secret!... | |||
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"Any empty washing basket I cant help there..I'm afraid my ironing skills are very poor to say the least!" What? You're not a dry cleaning service? Pffftt... No good to me then. *toddles off to put a load on* | |||
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"A good seeing to." I might be able to fit you in on Thursday | |||
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"An audio of my friend's delightful voice. And a hot bath." I could help run you a hot bath and provide a towel drying service | |||
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"What are you desperate for right now? I could do with a cup of tea and a few hob nobs. (Plus 3 points for West Ham tonight) Attention. As for West Ham v Liverpool...I dislike them both equally, 0-0 and a tube strike would do for me." How could anyone dislike West Ham! I thought we were everyones favourite second team! | |||
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"That bottle of red wine that keeps winking at me from the kitchen" Open it. Life's too short not to. | |||
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"What are you desperate for right now? I could do with a cup of tea and a few hob nobs. (Plus 3 points for West Ham tonight) Attention. As for West Ham v Liverpool...I dislike them both equally, 0-0 and a tube strike would do for me. How could anyone dislike West Ham! I thought we were everyones favourite second team!" I admit it's a lot easier to find them funny now they're at the all-sports arena. | |||
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"A bigger bank balance Holiday " would you be up for a romantic weekend away at a B&B in Southend? | |||
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"A bigger bank balance Holiday would you be up for a romantic weekend away at a B&B in Southend?" Having lived in Southend in the late 90s I’m well aware there is nothing romantic about the place | |||
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"Well it WAS a glass of wine " I had a large glass of wine all ready for you Lady C.... | |||
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"Well it WAS a glass of wine I had a large glass of wine all ready for you Lady C.... " I'll always say yes to another one Ash | |||
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"It's nearly 6pm and it's been a meeting heavy day... A cold beer needed " One cold beer coming right up! | |||
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"That bottle of red wine that keeps winking at me from the kitchen" I agree that you should open it and have a glass or it wont stop winking at you | |||
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"A naked oral session xx" Its a bit chilly to be naked but I'm free! x | |||
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"My ironing back from the cleaners! She will be here soon I hope!" I hope she doesn't read the forum or you might have to pick it up! | |||
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"A cuddle" One virtual cuddle coming right up!... | |||
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"A massage." can you wait until after the football?! | |||
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"My girl" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CSjcm-z1w The Temptations - My Girl | |||
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"My ironing back from the cleaners! She will be here soon I hope! I hope she doesn't read the forum or you might have to pick it up!" She gets paid so always delivers just texted be here soon | |||
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"Actually I would love a bath with lots of bubbles. Only have a shower and so want a bath x" I've a big old fashioned tub big enough for two | |||
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"A chef" I'm quite handy in the kitchen | |||
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"Two weeks in the Maldives with an extremely kinky woman. " 2 weeks and a kinky woman?....Good luck with your holiday wish! | |||
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"A man, but he's too busy with work at the moment. I'm free after the football tonight!" You mean you would put football before a hot woman?? | |||
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"A bigger bank balance Holiday would you be up for a romantic weekend away at a B&B in Southend? Having lived in Southend in the late 90s I’m well aware there is nothing romantic about the place " If you put a peg on your nose and half close your eyes you could be in Lanzarote | |||
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"Actually I would love a bath with lots of bubbles. Only have a shower and so want a bath x" You can have one here x | |||
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"Some more what I had earlier " what did you have earlier then?! | |||
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"A massage. can you wait until after the football?!" No | |||
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"Well it WAS a glass of wine I had a large glass of wine all ready for you Lady C.... I'll always say yes to another one Ash " Another glass of wine just for you coming right up... | |||
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"For it to be 7pm whats happening at 7pm?!" Home time! | |||
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"My girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CSjcm-z1w The Temptations - My Girl" she hates that song | |||
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"If I said it, it might not come true " I think you should be positive and say it. | |||
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"Actually I would love a bath with lots of bubbles. Only have a shower and so want a bath x You can have one here x" And here... I'll request a bath in the hotel sat | |||
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"Greek food " Any nice Greek restaurants around your way? | |||
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"Someone to emulsion my kitchen ceiling!!" Are there any painters and decorators on fab? | |||
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"Chocolate " would you like to share my Chocolate hob nobs? | |||
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"Time for me x storm x " I hope you get some me time soon x | |||
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"A West Ham win " Come on you Irons! | |||
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"Actually I would love a bath with lots of bubbles. Only have a shower and so want a bath x You can have one here x And here... I'll request a bath in the hotel sat " hahaha. I could make it a new thing.. bath meets. | |||
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"A good rhyming dictionary" Let me know if you find one! | |||
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"I'm desperate to go to bed Zzzzzz Struggling today! " Hope you manage to have a good sleep today. | |||
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"Honeycombe ice cream " Isn't it too cold for ice cream at the moment? | |||
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"Home time work day is going slow. " It will soon be home time! | |||
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"To not feel so drained and weak. To not throw up all the time. To be able to eat. To be able to work. " Hope you feel better soon QL x | |||
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"Either a cuddle or for someone to message me and say they fucked up. But instead I have gin " Pink Gin? | |||
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"A cuddle and a snog but got to wait " Sending you a virtual cuddle and snog | |||
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"Either a cuddle or for someone to message me and say they fucked up. But instead I have gin Pink Gin? " nooooo... Decent gin. Just finished off some tanqueray number 10 that I was saving for someone . And now on some whiteley Neil | |||
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"For landlord to replace dam microwave. Dishwasher and fix all the broken window blinds " Hope your land lord sorts everything out soon. | |||
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"A gallon on Ben and jerries choc chip" Thats a lot of ice cream! | |||
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"I'm craving a Pepsi max haven't had one in a few days " Hope you can enjoy a pepsi max again soon! | |||
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"Cuppa tea right now, but a new job out of the applications I have put out so I can move wouldn't go a miss!! " Good luck with the job search. | |||
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"A magnum ice cream " One magnum Ice cream coming right up! | |||
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"A cold beer - what a day " Good evening PB... One cold beer on its way to you...It sounds like you need it! | |||
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"A conversation would be nice First time post...plz be nice " welcome to the forum Phil. | |||
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"Massage Foot rub Licking Sleep" Does it have to be in that order?! | |||
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"Massage Foot rub Licking Sleep Does it have to be in that order?!" | |||
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"Big glass of wine, passionate kiss & a bubble bath. " One big glass of wine coming right up!.. | |||
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"Sleep. I'm knackered today" Hope you have a good sleep tonight. | |||
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"A holiday! Mentally and physically exhausted. " I feel you.. a ticket for me to please | |||
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"A holiday! Mentally and physically exhausted. I feel you.. a ticket for me to please " Yay!! Where shall we go?? I want a massage, chinese buffet and karaoke!!! | |||
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"A holiday! Mentally and physically exhausted. I feel you.. a ticket for me to please Yay!! Where shall we go?? I want a massage, chinese buffet and karaoke!!!" It's been that long I'm up for anywhere and the above just make it somewhere warm. | |||
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"A holiday! Mentally and physically exhausted. I feel you.. a ticket for me to please Yay!! Where shall we go?? I want a massage, chinese buffet and karaoke!!! It's been that long I'm up for anywhere and the above just make it somewhere warm. " Deffo somewhere warm! | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please Then to sleep for a week, that is all Jo.Xx" Can i help with that Jo? | |||
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"POMM" what does POMM mean? | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please Then to sleep for a week, that is all Jo.Xx Can i help with that Jo? " Well if you're offering Ash it would be rude to refuse | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please Then to sleep for a week, that is all Jo.Xx Can i help with that Jo? Well if you're offering Ash it would be rude to refuse " Thank you..I'll bring my massage oils | |||
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"Well there is....." what is it then?...Don't be shy!..... | |||
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"A great night's sleep on a very comfy mattress as mine is completely crap and I need a new one! " Oh and I want one of those really poofy duvets that I can cocoon myself in. | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please Then to sleep for a week, that is all Jo.Xx Can i help with that Jo? Well if you're offering Ash it would be rude to refuse Thank you..I'll bring my massage oils " Great, I'll lay on the bed and wait for you. | |||
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"I need to sleep now ... And can't " Come and join us on the late thread... | |||
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"I need to sleep now ... And can't Come and join us on the late thread..." I've got to be up soon | |||
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"G&t" Fancy a few drinks now then x | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone?" I only do road... | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone? I only do road... " Id do anythin you asked spider woman lol x | |||
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"A great night's sleep on a very comfy mattress as mine is completely crap and I need a new one! Oh and I want one of those really poofy duvets that I can cocoon myself in. " I hope you manage to find such a duvet soon to cocoon in. | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone? I only do road... " Im a big fan of going down, it’s hard work riding up hill | |||
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"Sleep " The night is still young.... | |||
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"A great night's sleep on a very comfy mattress as mine is completely crap and I need a new one! " mines very comfy just got soaked the weekend | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone? I only do road... Im a big fan of going down, it’s hard work riding up hill" Catch me if you can | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone? I only do road... Im a big fan of going down, it’s hard work riding up hill Catch me if you can " I would be very happy to follow but no chance I would keep up | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please Then to sleep for a week, that is all Jo.Xx Can i help with that Jo? Well if you're offering Ash it would be rude to refuse Thank you..I'll bring my massage oils Great, I'll lay on the bed and wait for you. " I'm on my way now Jo! x | |||
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