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"Your desperation knows no bounds" I'm really desperate! | |||
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"What are you desperate for right now? I could do with a cup of tea and a few hob nobs. (Plus 3 points for West Ham tonight)" No Liverpool pls | |||
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"Good health" I wish you good health this year. | |||
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"A mixed grill and a pint pot of tea! " A pint of tea? ![]() | |||
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"For it to be 7pm ![]() whats happening at 7pm?! | |||
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"A man, but he's too busy with work at the moment. " I'm free after the football tonight! | |||
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"Any empty washing basket" I cant help there..I'm afraid my ironing skills are very poor to say the least! | |||
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"What are you desperate for right now? I could do with a cup of tea and a few hob nobs. (Plus 3 points for West Ham tonight)" Attention. As for West Ham v Liverpool...I dislike them both equally, 0-0 and a tube strike would do for me. | |||
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"A big tight squeezy hug " I'm known to be quite good at hugs if you fancy a big one... ![]() | |||
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"A mixed grill and a pint pot of tea! A pint of tea? ![]() yep a pint! | |||
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"Many things x but can't say " I wont tell anyone..It can be our secret!... | |||
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"Any empty washing basket I cant help there..I'm afraid my ironing skills are very poor to say the least!" What? You're not a dry cleaning service? Pffftt... No good to me then. *toddles off to put a load on* | |||
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"A good seeing to." I might be able to fit you in on Thursday ![]() | |||
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"An audio of my friend's delightful voice. And a hot bath." I could help run you a hot bath and provide a towel drying service ![]() | |||
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"What are you desperate for right now? I could do with a cup of tea and a few hob nobs. (Plus 3 points for West Ham tonight) Attention. As for West Ham v Liverpool...I dislike them both equally, 0-0 and a tube strike would do for me." How could anyone dislike West Ham! ![]() | |||
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"That bottle of red wine that keeps winking at me from the kitchen" Open it. Life's too short not to. | |||
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"What are you desperate for right now? I could do with a cup of tea and a few hob nobs. (Plus 3 points for West Ham tonight) Attention. As for West Ham v Liverpool...I dislike them both equally, 0-0 and a tube strike would do for me. How could anyone dislike West Ham! ![]() I admit it's a lot easier to find them funny now they're at the all-sports arena. | |||
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"A bigger bank balance Holiday " would you be up for a romantic weekend away at a B&B in Southend? | |||
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"A bigger bank balance Holiday would you be up for a romantic weekend away at a B&B in Southend?" Having lived in Southend in the late 90s I’m well aware there is nothing romantic about the place ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well it WAS a glass of wine ![]() ![]() I had a large glass of wine all ready for you Lady C.... ![]() | |||
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"Well it WAS a glass of wine ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll always say yes to another one Ash ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's nearly 6pm and it's been a meeting heavy day... A cold beer needed ![]() One cold beer coming right up! | |||
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"That bottle of red wine that keeps winking at me from the kitchen" I agree that you should open it and have a glass or it wont stop winking at you ![]() | |||
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"A naked oral session ![]() Its a bit chilly to be naked but I'm free! x | |||
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"My ironing back from the cleaners! She will be here soon I hope!" I hope she doesn't read the forum or you might have to pick it up! | |||
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"A cuddle" One virtual cuddle coming right up!... ![]() | |||
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"A massage." can you wait until after the football?! ![]() | |||
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"My girl" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CSjcm-z1w The Temptations - My Girl | |||
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"My ironing back from the cleaners! She will be here soon I hope! I hope she doesn't read the forum or you might have to pick it up!" She gets paid so always delivers just texted be here soon ![]() | |||
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"Actually I would love a bath with lots of bubbles. Only have a shower and so want a bath x" I've a big old fashioned tub big enough for two ![]() | |||
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"A chef" I'm quite handy in the kitchen ![]() | |||
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"Two weeks in the Maldives with an extremely kinky woman. " 2 weeks and a kinky woman?....Good luck with your holiday wish! | |||
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"A man, but he's too busy with work at the moment. I'm free after the football tonight!" You mean you would put football before a hot woman?? ![]() | |||
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"A bigger bank balance Holiday would you be up for a romantic weekend away at a B&B in Southend? Having lived in Southend in the late 90s I’m well aware there is nothing romantic about the place ![]() ![]() ![]() If you put a peg on your nose and half close your eyes you could be in Lanzarote ![]() | |||
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"Actually I would love a bath with lots of bubbles. Only have a shower and so want a bath x" You can have one here x | |||
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"Some more what I had earlier " what did you have earlier then?! | |||
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"A massage. can you wait until after the football?! ![]() No ![]() | |||
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"Well it WAS a glass of wine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Another glass of wine just for you coming right up... ![]() | |||
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"For it to be 7pm ![]() Home time! ![]() | |||
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"My girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CSjcm-z1w The Temptations - My Girl" she hates that song ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If I said it, it might not come true ![]() I think you should be positive and say it. | |||
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"Actually I would love a bath with lots of bubbles. Only have a shower and so want a bath x You can have one here x" And here... I'll request a bath in the hotel sat ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Greek food " Any nice Greek restaurants around your way? | |||
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"Someone to emulsion my kitchen ceiling!!" Are there any painters and decorators on fab? | |||
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"Chocolate ![]() would you like to share my Chocolate hob nobs? ![]() | |||
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"Time for me x storm x " I hope you get some me time soon x | |||
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"A West Ham win ![]() Come on you Irons! | |||
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"Actually I would love a bath with lots of bubbles. Only have a shower and so want a bath x You can have one here x And here... I'll request a bath in the hotel sat ![]() ![]() hahaha. I could make it a new thing.. bath meets. ![]() | |||
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"A good rhyming dictionary" Let me know if you find one! | |||
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"I'm desperate to go to bed Zzzzzz Struggling today! " Hope you manage to have a good sleep today. | |||
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"Honeycombe ice cream " Isn't it too cold for ice cream at the moment? ![]() | |||
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"Home time work day is going slow. " It will soon be home time! ![]() | |||
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"To not feel so drained and weak. To not throw up all the time. To be able to eat. To be able to work. " Hope you feel better soon QL x | |||
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"Either a cuddle or for someone to message me and say they fucked up. But instead I have gin ![]() Pink Gin? | |||
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"A cuddle and a snog but got to wait ![]() Sending you a virtual cuddle and snog ![]() | |||
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"Either a cuddle or for someone to message me and say they fucked up. But instead I have gin ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"For landlord to replace dam microwave. Dishwasher and fix all the broken window blinds " Hope your land lord sorts everything out soon. | |||
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"A gallon on Ben and jerries choc chip" Thats a lot of ice cream! | |||
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"I'm craving a Pepsi max haven't had one in a few days ![]() Hope you can enjoy a pepsi max again soon! | |||
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"Cuppa tea right now, but a new job out of the applications I have put out so I can move wouldn't go a miss!! " Good luck with the job search. ![]() | |||
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"A magnum ice cream ![]() One magnum Ice cream coming right up! | |||
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"A cold beer - what a day ![]() Good evening PB... One cold beer on its way to you...It sounds like you need it! | |||
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"A conversation would be nice ![]() ![]() welcome to the forum Phil. ![]() | |||
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"Massage Foot rub Licking Sleep" Does it have to be in that order?! | |||
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"Massage Foot rub Licking Sleep Does it have to be in that order?!" ![]() | |||
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"Big glass of wine, passionate kiss & a bubble bath. " One big glass of wine coming right up!.. | |||
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"Sleep. I'm knackered today" Hope you have a good sleep tonight. | |||
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"A holiday! Mentally and physically exhausted. " I feel you.. a ticket for me to please | |||
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"A holiday! Mentally and physically exhausted. I feel you.. a ticket for me to please " Yay!! Where shall we go?? I want a massage, chinese buffet and karaoke!!! | |||
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"A holiday! Mentally and physically exhausted. I feel you.. a ticket for me to please Yay!! Where shall we go?? I want a massage, chinese buffet and karaoke!!!" It's been that long I'm up for anywhere and the above just make it somewhere warm. | |||
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"A holiday! Mentally and physically exhausted. I feel you.. a ticket for me to please Yay!! Where shall we go?? I want a massage, chinese buffet and karaoke!!! It's been that long I'm up for anywhere and the above just make it somewhere warm. " Deffo somewhere warm! | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please ![]() ![]() Can i help with that Jo? ![]() | |||
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"POMM" what does POMM mean? | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please ![]() ![]() ![]() Well if you're offering Ash ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you..I'll bring my massage oils ![]() | |||
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"Well there is....." what is it then?...Don't be shy!..... | |||
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"A great night's sleep on a very comfy mattress as mine is completely crap and I need a new one! " Oh and I want one of those really poofy duvets that I can cocoon myself in. | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great, I'll lay on the bed and wait for you. ![]() | |||
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"I need to sleep now ... And can't ![]() ![]() Come and join us on the late thread... ![]() | |||
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"I need to sleep now ... And can't ![]() ![]() ![]() I've got to be up soon ![]() | |||
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"G&t" Fancy a few drinks now then ![]() | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone?" I only do road... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone? I only do road... ![]() ![]() Id do anythin you asked spider woman lol x | |||
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"A great night's sleep on a very comfy mattress as mine is completely crap and I need a new one! Oh and I want one of those really poofy duvets that I can cocoon myself in. " I hope you manage to find such a duvet soon to cocoon in. ![]() | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone? I only do road... ![]() ![]() Im a big fan of going down, it’s hard work riding up hill | |||
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"Sleep ![]() ![]() ![]() The night is still young.... ![]() | |||
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"A great night's sleep on a very comfy mattress as mine is completely crap and I need a new one! " mines very comfy just got soaked the weekend ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone? I only do road... ![]() ![]() Catch me if you can ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A ski buddy. I need to ride a mountain. Anyone? I only do road... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I would be very happy to follow but no chance I would keep up | |||
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"A deep tissue massage please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm on my way now Jo! x ![]() | |||
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