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Valentine poems....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pick someone either from this thread or the forums and make a Valentine's poem for them.....rules are you must have thier name in poem ,you must post it here and no nasty poems. Spread some love or at least admiration.
Remember be nice and I would like at least one please.
Love kelly xxx"
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Yeah I’m in! I’ll do one before the big day!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like writing poems... will have to think about this one. Working just now will do one later.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah I’m in! I’ll do one before the big day! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like writing poems... will have to think about this one. Working just now will do one later. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like this, sounds fun count me in |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Not in a sarky way - this is like the other thread but not anonymous, yes? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not in a sarky way - this is like the other thread but not anonymous, yes? "
this is for poems but as ive just said there if ive got it wrong i will get this thread closed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I already did on the valentine day thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thing"
This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.
I'm not sure I have the guts for this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thing"
ok i give up. Admin seems ive got it wrong please close thread.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thing
This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.
I'm not sure I have the guts for this "
do u know me at all ok il write i knew one i love embaresment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thingok i give up. Admin seems ive got it wrong please close thread."
no im thinking here
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thingok i give up. Admin seems ive got it wrong please close thread."
You havent got it wrong. One is secret, this one's not. Nothing wrong with having a couple of Valentine's threads running. It's the time of year after all |
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The other one dosnt mention poems just messages.
I prefer secret admirer at least you can pm them afterwards.
anyway its the thought that counts.
thankyou fab kelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster ...some time ago]"
What did she write? I’ll never know.
As I sit here pondering, I scratch my head.
I find myself staring at her profile pic instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not in a sarky way - this is like the other thread but not anonymous, yes? "
There was a young lass called Meli,
Who’s totally fragrant, not smelly,
With a voice like rich cream,
She’s my Valentine’s dream
And I want to spunk all over her belly 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thing
This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.
I'm not sure I have the guts for this "
There was a young lass called Mystique
Who made my knees go oh so weak
She seems lots of fun
I want to fondle her bum
And down her blouse take a peek  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was this feller called Dan.
A stand up kind of man
I’m not in any rush
To say I’ve got a man crush
Because it’s never been part of my plan.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a go  "
There as a Fabber called Lady Lick
Who often posts lots of hot pics
With a smile so pretty
Let’s get to the nitty gritty
Will you grind down hard on my .... pepper mill?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a go
There as a Fabber called Lady Lick
Who often posts lots of hot pics
With a smile so pretty
Let’s get to the nitty gritty
Will you grind down hard on my .... pepper mill? "
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m shit at poems
FAF DB? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lass called Fab Kelly
Who’s name rhymes the same as our Meli
They’re both very hot
And I like them both a lot
And Kelly makes me quiver like jelly! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Not in a sarky way - this is like the other thread but not anonymous, yes?
There was a young lass called Meli,
Who’s totally fragrant, not smelly,
With a voice like rich cream,
She’s my Valentine’s dream
And I want to spunk all over her belly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lass called Just Peach
Who looks great in a thong on a beach
She’s got a great ass,
I’d be top of her class
If sexual skills she did teach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady named Nora
With legs like that you just can’t ignore her
I can’t get it out of my head
But I want to take her to bed
I just hope that’s shes not a loud snorer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thing
This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.
I'm not sure I have the guts for this
There was a young lass called Mystique
Who made my knees go oh so weak
She seems lots of fun
I want to fondle her bum
And down her blouse take a peek "
Anytime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dream of Nora,
a bedroom explorer?
I wonder if we'll ever meet...
Her boobies are fine,
her posts are divine,
I'd wipe my cock clean on her sheet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This should have been called the Valentine limerick thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was this feller called Dan.
A stand up kind of man
I’m not in any rush
To say I’ve got a man crush
Because it’s never been part of my plan.
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There’s this man Fabber called MistrBee
He’s definitely the man right for me
I reciprocate his crush
He’s so fucking lush
I’d even let him over me have a wee!
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A tale of a woman called Picky
Who decided vanilla was icky
She used all her rope
Tying up subs to grope
And left them all strung out and sticky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thing
This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.
I'm not sure I have the guts for this
There was a young lass called Mystique
Who made my knees go oh so weak
She seems lots of fun
I want to fondle her bum
And down her blouse take a peek
Anytime "
There was a lady called Mystigue who was nice and trim but not up to rim with Jim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a young lass called Fab Kelly
Who’s name rhymes the same as our Meli
They’re both very hot
And I like them both a lot
And Kelly makes me quiver like jelly! "
thank you x |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
This poem is for all the lovely ladies i've met
It's been a pleasure meeting you all and getting you wet
Fab, however is not just sex, but so much more
A fabulous experience for those who know the score
Friendships forged in the throes of lust and desire
If this were a profession, i'd never retire! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I'll have a go
There as a Fabber called Lady Lick
Who often posts lots of hot pics
With a smile so pretty
Let’s get to the nitty gritty
Will you grind down hard on my .... pepper mill? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady named Nora
With legs like that you just can’t ignore her
I can’t get it out of my head
But I want to take her to bed
I just hope that’s shes not a loud snorer! "
ahhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dream of Nora,
a bedroom explorer?
I wonder if we'll ever meet...
Her boobies are fine,
her posts are divine,
I'd wipe my cock clean on her sheet
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Haha. Love it thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I’m in! I’ll do one before the big day! "
Peachy by Nature fun gal fun , no piously chat just get her facts right , not up her own bum , but big bum fun meets if you get lucky to get her treats but not on the sheets or something else that might even rhyme lol  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Bloody hell DB! Go for it lad!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm what rhymes with Kelly?"
smelly,jelly,belly , telly .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll pass as I'm useless at poetry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell DB! Go for it lad!! "
There was a young lady called Hanky
Who makes willies stand tall, proud & lanky
She makes me go phwoar
Until I can take it no more
And have to retire for a private hand shandy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thing
This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.
I'm not sure I have the guts for this
There was a young lass called Mystique
Who made my knees go oh so weak
She seems lots of fun
I want to fondle her bum
And down her blouse take a peek
Anytime There was a lady called Mystigue who was nice and trim but not up to rim with Jim "
Hahahaha What?? |
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Here's the tale of a man called Ripvanwinkie
He has particular charms that are not dinky 
He's also funny, clever and quick
Much more than just a huge d***
He's perfect for this girl called Kinky
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I'll pass as I'm useless at poetry "
There's this sexy feline, Kinky cat
Pics make my neck go SNAP
Very attractive and a ginger as well!
Loves to have a good time from what I can tell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Light-hearted rhyme to my great Fab friend
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Here's my ode to a boy called Hine
Such a hot fella all of the time
He is very hunky
In fact he's just spunky
But I know he will never be mine!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Backs out of thread as my skills at poetry suck x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Backs out of thread as my skills at poetry suck x "
Right behind ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A naughty gentleman, cherished on the site,
Flirts with all the females, with all his might.
A cutie with a heart of gold,
From his dirty limerick, i was sold.
I hate balloons, but his i'd pop,
Just so i could see his cock.
So turn around and do a twerk,
The simply delectable, Mr Dan Berks |
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There’s a lovely hot man called DanBerks
Who I just love because of his quirks
He writes poems a plenty
To get his balls empty
Come here Dan I’ll give you the works  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok im rdy _cousesubsally this ones for you
In the land of scouse down the motorway
I met me a girl who blew me away
She got in my head she got in my soul
So i took out my cock and filled each hole
Her eyes are a picture
Her face is a jewel
Her tits are amazing
But her pussy it rules
Shes opened my eyes to my feelings inside theres nothing about her that that will make me hide
Iv embarrased her enough with this writing of ham
Il leave and sign off as your big growly Yorkshire man
Mystique u should know to never dare me |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Backs out of thread as my skills at poetry suck x
Right behind ya! "
Ladies get back here and give it a go
You might be good at it, you never know
All in good fun with no stress
For inspiration, you require a caress? |
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"Ok im rdy _cousesubsally this ones for you
In the land of scouse down the motorway
I met me a girl who blew me away
She got in my head she got in my soul
So i took out my cock and filled each hole
Her eyes are a picture
Her face is a jewel
Her tits are amazing
But her pussy it rules
Shes opened my eyes to my feelings inside theres nothing about her that that will make me hide
Iv embarrased her enough with this writing of ham
Il leave and sign off as your big growly Yorkshire man
Mystique u should know to never dare me "
Love it ha ha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets make me titter
Who's the dirty bitch
Who likes to take it up thr shitter?
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There's a fab lady called fab Kelly
Who invited me often to squeeze her
She laughs with her eyes hazelly
As I caress and kiss and please her
A woman so lovely
With dimples so comely
It's always a pleasure to meet her
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Bloody hell DB! Go for it lad!!
There was a young lady called Hanky
Who makes willies stand tall, proud & lanky
She makes me go phwoar
Until I can take it no more
And have to retire for a private hand shandy! "
Oh DanBerks you do make me smile
Talking to you is never a trial
You indeed make me chuckle
Til my knees start to buckle
Then I hear 'whilst you're down there.....'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok im rdy _cousesubsally this ones for you
In the land of scouse down the motorway
I met me a girl who blew me away
She got in my head she got in my soul
So i took out my cock and filled each hole
Her eyes are a picture
Her face is a jewel
Her tits are amazing
But her pussy it rules
Shes opened my eyes to my feelings inside theres nothing about her that that will make me hide
Iv embarrased her enough with this writing of ham
Il leave and sign off as your big growly Yorkshire man
Mystique u should know to never dare me
Love it ha ha xx "
i think i should publish it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s a lovely hot man called DanBerks
Who I just love because of his quirks
He writes poems a plenty
To get his balls empty
Come here Dan I’ll give you the works "
There’s this Scouse lass who’s first name is Sal
She’s a bloody ace online Fab pal!
She full of such larks
(Y’know it’s bloody pronounced ‘Barks’)
But she’s totally my type of gal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a lady called Coquette
Who people said was a bit of a rocket
Her pictures look fine
If only she'd give me the time
To stick my big plug in her socket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LJ Cymru my new fab crush.
I think that you are simply lush.
I'd love to bury my head between your thighs and hear your desperate pleasure filled cries.
Your pictures make me very wet, you are the one man that i need to get.
So give me a chance to make you weak, with a taster of the talents of Mistique . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell DB! Go for it lad!!
There was a young lady called Hanky
Who makes willies stand tall, proud & lanky
She makes me go phwoar
Until I can take it no more
And have to retire for a private hand shandy!
Oh DanBerks you do make me smile
Talking to you is never a trial
You indeed make me chuckle
Til my knees start to buckle
Then I hear 'whilst you're down there.....'! "
thank you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a lady called Coquette
Who people said was a bit of a rocket
Her pictures look fine
If only she'd give me the time
To stick my big plug in her socket "
Oh my! Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A naughty gentleman, cherished on the site,
Flirts with all the females, with all his might.
A cutie with a heart of gold,
From his dirty limerick, i was sold.
I hate balloons, but his i'd pop,
Just so i could see his cock.
So turn around and do a twerk,
The simply delectable, Mr Dan Berks "
Ahhhh thank you my lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already did on the valentine day thing
This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.
I'm not sure I have the guts for this
There was a young lass called Mystique
Who made my knees go oh so weak
She seems lots of fun
I want to fondle her bum
And down her blouse take a peek
Anytime There was a lady called Mystigue who was nice and trim but not up to rim with Jim
Hahahaha What?? "
spontaneous lady your words are coming from the heart , your pretty and hot to trot my treat to meet mysterious woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pick someone either from this thread or the forums and make a Valentine's poem for them.....rules are you must have thier name in poem ,you must post it here and no nasty poems. Spread some love or at least admiration.
Remember be nice and I would like at least one please.
Love kelly xxx"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm too young for Fab Kelly
Boo hoo hoo hoo |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Limericks, effort.
I'll haiku you one instead.
You're not that bad, Dan. |
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Tis a bit early but I’m in
This poem what I wrote
For a gorgeous bloke
Who’s smile makes me want to kiss him
He’s always a gent
He’s heaven sent
I can’t name for fear of embarrasin’
Meet me in the shed
The fella has said
I’m there still my bosom is heaving
How long will I wait
Til he makes me his date
Cos the sheds locked and I’m not leaving |
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A walk up by Llandudno
That’s where we’d like to mooch
And hopefully bump into
Walking Taff and Pooch
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Backs out of thread as my skills at poetry suck x
Right behind ya!
Ladies get back here and give it a go
You might be good at it, you never know
All in good fun with no stress
For inspiration, you require a caress? "
Stroke me gently, stroke me quick
Don't just tease me with the tip
Poetry is overrated
It makes me agitated
I confess, I need inspiration
To wet my appetite in anticipation
So come on guys and try your luck
You never know you might just get a
Gold Star |
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I once had a bit of peek
At a girl from Wales called mystique
She wins by a mile
With her wonderful smile
She's proud to wear the leek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LJ Cymru my new fab crush.
I think that you are simply lush.
I'd love to bury my head between your thighs and hear your desperate pleasure filled cries.
Your pictures make me very wet, you are the one man that i need to get.
So give me a chance to make you weak, with a taster of the talents of Mistique . "
I am touched or I will be
Thanks my Lady of the Valleys it was lush xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mysterious man from High Wycombe
Has got me a teeny bit smitten
His body is fit and I love his wit
But he probably won’t see what I’ve written. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met
Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent
Those who read this will know to them it's addressed
I make no secret of my stated intent
One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way
In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a special friend
Who often drives me round the bend
Whenever I’m down
He acts like a clown
And makes everything alright in the end.
For you PMF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a bit of peek
At a girl from Wales called mystique
She wins by a mile
With her wonderful smile
She's proud to wear the leek"
Awww ..... the leek bit made me chuckle though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suck at poetry, other things however not so much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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DB is probably my bestie
And I know how he loves my chesty
We laugh till we cry
And we’ll bitch till we die
Until we having nothing lefty.
God I missed my vocation in life |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met
Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent
Those who read this will know to them it's addressed
I make no secret of my stated intent
One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way
In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay "
If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DB is probably my bestie
And I know how he loves my chesty
We laugh till we cry
And we’ll bitch till we die
Until we having nothing lefty.
God I missed my vocation in life "
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met
Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent
Those who read this will know to them it's addressed
I make no secret of my stated intent
One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way
In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay
If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one! "
Who cares? Write one anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My love for you is like a bumble bee
Theres nawt i love more than when you cum for me
Your humour and wit has me act like a tit
I love nothing more than my mouth on your clit
You made my head softer than a burglars bally this poems for you
My sweet _cousesubsally
Jeez whats happened to me am i like a 17 yr old girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a special friend
Who often drives me round the bend
Whenever I’m down
He acts like a clown
And makes everything alright in the end.
For you PMF "
everytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't help but perv on this guy,
His beautiful pics caught my eye.
Would it be of bad taste,
To ask to sit on his face?
That's what I'd do it if I wasn't so shy. |
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To the lady with the jet black hair
And skin so clear and so fair
You know that I wish I were there
Just stroking your jet black hair
To the lady with the wonderful chest
I'd worship your perfectly formed breast
Let my lips find the creamy crest
Of your wonderful voluptuous chest
To the lady with soft silky thighs
Imagine the gasps and the sighs
As I glide in-between the glistening sheen
Of the wonders concealed by those thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I write this rhyme to one I won't name
In case he blushes again and again
He knows that I like him and I think he's damn hot
But the diaries haven't yet clashed a lot
We want to meet, but life gets in the way
But I know for certain that we're fucking one day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same one as I posted the other week:
Our love is like a golden chain
that links our hearts together ..
And if the chain should ever break
Can I still watch you with Trevor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was this feller called Dan.
A stand up kind of man
I’m not in any rush
To say I’ve got a man crush
Because it’s never been part of my plan.
There’s this man Fabber called MistrBee
He’s definitely the man right for me
I reciprocate his crush
He’s so fucking lush
I’d even let him over me have a wee!
"
Yay. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To the lady with the jet black hair
And skin so clear and so fair
You know that I wish I were there
Just stroking your jet black hair
To the lady with the wonderful chest
I'd worship your perfectly formed breast
Let my lips find the creamy crest
Of your wonderful voluptuous chest
To the lady with soft silky thighs
Imagine the gasps and the sighs
As I glide in-between the glistening sheen
Of the wonders concealed by those thighs"
wow whos that to |
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When a bloke with fingers that he asked to be pulled
Dropped into my box one day
I knew there was something special about this one so I just have to say
You make me smile
You make me howl
You know I love your Yorkshire growl
A talented man between the sheets
Of course you are the best of meets
You can throw your toys out the pram
But of that you know I don’t give a damn
Don’t you change
You keep being you
You’re the best
And you know that’s true
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a bloke with fingers that he asked to be pulled
Dropped into my box one day
I knew there was something special about this one so I just have to say
You make me smile
You make me howl
You know I love your Yorkshire growl
A talented man between the sheets
Of course you are the best of meets
You can throw your toys out the pram
But of that you know I don’t give a damn
Don’t you change
You keep being you
You’re the best
And you know that’s true
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a bloke with fingers that he asked to be pulled
Dropped into my box one day
I knew there was something special about this one so I just have to say
You make me smile
You make me howl
You know I love your Yorkshire growl
A talented man between the sheets
Of course you are the best of meets
You can throw your toys out the pram
But of that you know I don’t give a damn
Don’t you change
You keep being you
You’re the best
And you know that’s true
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a bloke with fingers that he asked to be pulled
Dropped into my box one day
I knew there was something special about this one so I just have to say
You make me smile
You make me howl
You know I love your Yorkshire growl
A talented man between the sheets
Of course you are the best of meets
You can throw your toys out the pram
But of that you know I don’t give a damn
Don’t you change
You keep being you
You’re the best
And you know that’s true
"
i never will sweetheart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To my Lady of the Valleys
I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away
I know that I will answer and I will want to stay
Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold
She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin
I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise
I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow
Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I open fab and I log on each day.
I talk to some, and I’ve scared some away
But the forums are fun
Filled with tits/ the odd bum
And a red hot woman born in May
But I’m not finished, I’ve still got the horn
And my fantasies each day are reborn
When I lie in bed
And I read a thread
What someone did with 8 ears of corn.
So my Valentine - A future date?
You’ll be blindfolded, I’ll make you wait
To feel my tongue
And my big sholong
Over your body I will navigate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I open fab and I log on each day.
I talk to some, and I’ve scared some away
But the forums are fun
Filled with tits/ the odd bum
And a red hot woman born in May
But I’m not finished, I’ve still got the horn
And my fantasies each day are reborn
When I lie in bed
And I read a thread
What someone did with 8 ears of corn.
So my Valentine - A future date?
You’ll be blindfolded, I’ll make you wait
To feel my tongue
And my big sholong
Over your body I will navigate "
i know ots not me but i was born in may |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my Lady of the Valleys
I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away
I know that I will answer and I will want to stay
Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold
She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin
I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise
I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow
Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”"
Oh wow! That actually made me blush |
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With all these on here fab kelly it looks like your going to be busy posting them for everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my Lady of the Valleys
I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away
I know that I will answer and I will want to stay
Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold
She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin
I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise
I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow
Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”
Oh wow! That actually made me blush "
mystique and lj sittin in a tree ffs i am a girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooh I missed this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my Lady of the Valleys
I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away
I know that I will answer and I will want to stay
Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold
She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin
I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise
I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow
Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”
Oh wow! That actually made me blush mystique and lj sittin in a tree ffs i am a girl "
You daft bugger |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,
And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.
Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,
and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my Lady of the Valleys
I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away
I know that I will answer and I will want to stay
Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold
She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin
I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise
I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow
Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”
Oh wow! That actually made me blush mystique and lj sittin in a tree ffs i am a girl
You daft bugger "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,
And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.
Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,
and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!! "
There are a few peaches on the forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,
And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.
Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,
and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!
There are a few peaches on the forums "
safety in numbers |
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"To my Lady of the Valleys
I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away
I know that I will answer and I will want to stay
Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold
She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin
I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise
I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow
Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”
Oh wow! That actually made me blush "
That is a great poem |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,
And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.
Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,
and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!
There are a few peaches on the forums safety in numbers "
Only one on this thread lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,
And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.
Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,
and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!
There are a few peaches on the forums safety in numbers
Only one on this thread lol"
It doesn't have to be for those who have posted on the thread, hence my comment haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There is a sexy man from Rye
Who knows how to make me sigh
As i get in his bed
He often says
Heres some new things we can try |
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There was a young lady called Mystiquexx
Who wore black stockings and red lipstic
She’s witty and fun, she’s got a great bum
And oh, how I’d like a close peek |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,
And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.
Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,
and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!
There are a few peaches on the forums safety in numbers
Only one on this thread lol
It doesn't have to be for those who have posted on the thread, hence my comment haha "
Yes I was just clarifying which Peachy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called Mystiquexx
Who wore black stockings and red lipstic
She’s witty and fun, she’s got a great bum
And oh, how I’d like a close peek "
Shall I bend over? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve thoroughly enjoyed reading these. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I open fab and I log on each day.
I talk to some, and I’ve scared some away
But the forums are fun
Filled with tits/ the odd bum
And a red hot woman born in May
But I’m not finished, I’ve still got the horn
And my fantasies each day are reborn
When I lie in bed
And I read a thread
What someone did with 8 ears of corn.
So my Valentine - A future date?
You’ll be blindfolded, I’ll make you wait
To feel my tongue
And my big sholong
Over your body I will navigate i know ots not me but i was born in may "
Same here lol |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met
Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent
Those who read this will know to them it's addressed
I make no secret of my stated intent
One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way
In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay
If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!
Who cares? Write one anyway "
A little poem for my aural crush
Oh darling Chillout your voice is lush
It really does turn my knickers to mush
Sadly however your poem was cheesy
I'd go so far as to say it made me queasy!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I open fab and I log on each day.
I talk to some, and I’ve scared some away
But the forums are fun
Filled with tits/ the odd bum
And a red hot woman born in May
But I’m not finished, I’ve still got the horn
And my fantasies each day are reborn
When I lie in bed
And I read a thread
What someone did with 8 ears of corn.
So my Valentine - A future date?
You’ll be blindfolded, I’ll make you wait
To feel my tongue
And my big sholong
Over your body I will navigate i know ots not me but i was born in may
Same here lol"
more likely to be you than me x |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
There's a lady way up in Manchester
Who I from time to time like to pester
A dry sense of humour she does possess
It really appeals to me I must confess
So do her legs, chest and bum
Very sexy indeed, and then some
My tutor in all things northern she's been of late
Her lovely acquaintance I very much hope to make
Her posh Manchurian accent i'm curious to hear
Would have by now if I lived near |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
What a lovely thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
And live in the dirt
If I send you a dick pic
Will it make you squirt? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a lovely thread "
thank you. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met
Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent
Those who read this will know to them it's addressed
I make no secret of my stated intent
One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way
In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay
If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!
Who cares? Write one anyway
A little poem for my aural crush
Oh darling Chillout your voice is lush
It really does turn my knickers to mush
Sadly however your poem was cheesy
I'd go so far as to say it made me queasy! "
Queasy are you? I'm sorry to hear.
Allow me to make it up to you, have no fear!
Hanky, sit next to me, no rush
Let me entice you with a voice you think lush
I'll see your cheeks redden and flush
As a piece of clothing is reduced to mush
Only one thing to do after that mess
Let's put that attraction to the test
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On a cold winter night
Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses
Would you go for a drink
Would you go for a meet
And would you kiss him
And would you hold him
On a cold winter night
Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses
I bet you say that to all the boys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a willy
And it looks very silly
When I poke it through a letter box
Is it the eyes
That cause such surprise
Or the hat with the face of a fox
Whatever it may be
It's a mystery to me
Maybe I should keep it in my jocks?
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
So far away, yet always so near.
You are the reason I am still here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
And live in the dirt
If I send you a dick pic
Will it make you squirt? "
So romantic. Lucky lady, whoever she is |
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An elegant glider
A sizzling slider
Pure sex
Complex
The lovely spider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An elegant glider
A sizzling slider
Pure sex
Complex
The lovely spider"
You are actually rather talented with your poetry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a cold winter night
Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses
Would you go for a drink
Would you go for a meet
And would you kiss him
And would you hold him
On a cold winter night
Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses
I bet you say that to all the boys "
Let me sleep on it |
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"An elegant glider
A sizzling slider
Pure sex
Complex
The lovely spider
You are actually rather talented with your poetry "
thank you |
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The Month of February 20xx
To a special goddess who I hope will steal my cock
On a special night for debauchery and Indulgent
Expecting our sexual hunger for each other to
grow to the point of no return
Riding each other through the night
Skin to skin with my sultry
As we exhaust each other out to the following dawn
Feeling the flow of pleasure
Ending with a gentleman’s wax
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a cold winter night
Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses
Would you go for a drink
Would you go for a meet
And would you kiss him
And would you hold him
On a cold winter night
Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses
I bet you say that to all the boys
Let me sleep on it "
Do you love me, will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever? |
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"There was a young lady called Mystiquexx
Who wore black stockings and red lipstic
She’s witty and fun, she’s got a great bum
And oh, how I’d like a close peek
Shall I bend over? "
Yes please. |
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"On a cold winter night
Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses
Would you go for a drink
Would you go for a meet
And would you kiss him
And would you hold him
On a cold winter night
Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses
I bet you say that to all the boys
Let me sleep on it
Do you love me, will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever? "
I would do anything for you xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a cold winter night
Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses
Would you go for a drink
Would you go for a meet
And would you kiss him
And would you hold him
On a cold winter night
Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses
I bet you say that to all the boys
Let me sleep on it
Do you love me, will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever? "
I’ll give you an answer in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To my Miss E,
Oh why, oh why is it always maybe
We are the perfect fit together can’t you see
Our naughty flirting is quite diverting but when we finally get together we will both be squirting
We know each other’s kinky desires
So come on Miss E let me light your fire
I will give you a night you will never forget and you will never experience a moments regret |
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There’s a lady by the Mersey
With hair as red as fire
She says that she is choosy
She fills us with desire
A beautiful little temptress
With unicorns on her blouse
Her sexy legs in stockings
She knows how to arouse.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Limericks, effort.
I'll haiku you one instead.
You're not that bad, Dan."
Thank you my lovely
Not so bad yourself you know
I would, anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DB is probably my bestie
And I know how he loves my chesty
We laugh till we cry
And we’ll bitch till we die
Until we having nothing lefty.
God I missed my vocation in life "
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I would like implore a
Look at me from more a
Hertfordshire glamour a
Puss but I'm not too sure a
Poem from me would just bore her
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There was a young lady called Cheeky69
She’s read all the poems but will she read mine
She wears red lingerie and it does it for me
But she leaves down in Exeter and Carlisle for me
Could it work, maybe, we’ll just have to see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A face that is a work of art,
it takes my breath away.
The times we spend together,
make me always want to stay.
A beautiful mind I love to delve,
each conversation bliss.
You weakened me forever,
from that first sublime kiss.
When our time together ends,
I will never have regrets.
You've brought so much joy to my life,
One of the best men that I've met.
A friendship risen from the ashes,
Of our passionate embrace
When I think of beauty,
I will always see your face.
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The first time ever I saw your face
Who would believe
We'd be friends for nearly a decade
Of clubs and pubs and beaches
And pools and spas and clinches
Stolen moments and rescues
Vanilla chances and glances
And forests and fields
We've had each other and Kent as our playground
And time stretching ahead in the sun |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"An elegant glider
A sizzling slider
Pure sex
Complex
The lovely spider"
That's very good thankypu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Valentine's Poem:
"Eat me out."
The End. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Valentine's Poem:
"Eat me out."
The End."
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Valentine's Poem:
"Eat me out."
The End."
Direct and to the point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Valentine's Poem:
"Eat me out."
The End.
Direct and to the point "
Welcome to my world |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
She spins her enticing web all over the forum,
She has smoking hot pictures which entices all the men!
I wish she was up North but alas she is in the South,
Thos majes me very sad and down in the mouth 
A very alluring temptress and enticer.
The very hot and sexy spider! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tis a bit early but I’m in
This poem what I wrote
For a gorgeous bloke
Who’s smile makes me want to kiss him
He’s always a gent
He’s heaven sent
I can’t name for fear of embarrasin’
Meet me in the shed
The fella has said
I’m there still my bosom is heaving
How long will I wait
Til he makes me his date
Cos the sheds locked and I’m not leaving"
The key to the shed
Wherein lies my bed
Is nowhere hidden
It just needs taken
Please be my date
I believe it’s fate |
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"Tis a bit early but I’m in
This poem what I wrote
For a gorgeous bloke
Who’s smile makes me want to kiss him
He’s always a gent
He’s heaven sent
I can’t name for fear of embarrasin’
Meet me in the shed
The fella has said
I’m there still my bosom is heaving
How long will I wait
Til he makes me his date
Cos the sheds locked and I’m not leaving
The key to the shed
Wherein lies my bed
Is nowhere hidden
It just needs taken
Please be my date
I believe it’s fate"
Dreams do come true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my Miss E,
Oh why, oh why is it always maybe
We are the perfect fit together can’t you see
Our naughty flirting is quite diverting but when we finally get together we will both be squirting
We know each other’s kinky desires
So come on Miss E let me light your fire
I will give you a night you will never forget and you will never experience a moments regret "
Get you! Seen loads of yours on here... well impressed |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"She spins her enticing web all over the forum,
She has smoking hot pictures which entices all the men!
I wish she was up North but alas she is in the South,
Thos majes me very sad and down in the mouth
A very alluring temptress and enticer.
The very hot and sexy spider!"
Mwah mwah awesome thankyou x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did all my poems on the other thread, dammit...
But “he” is not on this one (yet) but first I address all the ones that missed this sailing ship...
Right here goes nothing:
It started with a wink
Or posting in a forum
Need to have a think
I’m guessing I just bore ‘em
You and I could have been so good
But you took the better offer
You know that I’m Ms. Understood
But you still dropped me for others
But then
It’s not hearts and flowers
It’s not destiny
I think you all just forget
So this isn’t fun for me
It started with a wink...
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Peachy is so fine
her bum cheeks are Devine
I wish that she would be my Valentine |
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"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,
And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.
Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,
and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!! "
Aw thanks sweetie!
You can have a huge hug next time I see you! |
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"There’s a lady by the Mersey
With hair as red as fire
She says that she is choosy
She fills us with desire
A beautiful little temptress
With unicorns on her blouse
Her sexy legs in stockings
She knows how to arouse.
"
Love it. Thankyou x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did all my poems on the other thread, dammit...
But “he” is not on this one (yet) but first I address all the ones that missed this sailing ship...
Right here goes nothing:
It started with a wink
Or posting in a forum
Need to have a think
I’m guessing I just bore ‘em
You and I could have been so good
But you took the better offer
You know that I’m Ms. Understood
But you still dropped me for others
But then
It’s not hearts and flowers
It’s not destiny
I think you all just forget
So this isn’t fun for me
It started with a wink...
"
Now, the poem for the potential valentine:
Not sure how I stumbled
Upon you to wink
Don’t actually remember
Genuinely cannot think
Your message made me giggle
Really liked your style
Then I saw how far you were
And google mapped the miles
Referring to my profile,
You clearly read the lot
Just looked back at messages
To remind me of words forgot
Definitely different
The banter and the wit
I know you view my profile
And keeping checking out my tits
Well aye, man
I don’t mind
I don’t mind at all
Just waiting til we meet halfway
Reckon we will have a ball
So forgive my melancholy
From the letdowns of before
They nearly made me disappear
Til you made me stay for more
I can’t predict the future
Don’t even want to try
But trust that when it happens
You won’t want to say goodbye
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"There was a young lass called Just Peach
Who looks great in a thong on a beach
She’s got a great ass,
I’d be top of her class
If sexual skills she did teach! "
Beloved Dan, My dearest Dan
You are a most impressive man
A master class of prose and rhyme
Each forum lass found them sublime
You’ve used such skill, it’s only fair
That I remove my underwear!
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"There was a young lass called Just Peach
Who looks great in a thong on a beach
She’s got a great ass,
I’d be top of her class
If sexual skills she did teach!
Beloved Dan, My dearest Dan
You are a most impressive man
A master class of prose and rhyme
Each forum lass found them sublime
You’ve used such skill, it’s only fair
That I remove my underwear!
"
Sex with Dan wouldn't be denied
If you just slipped them to the side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two gorgeous ladies I see
But who to invite should it be?
The delicious Fab Kelly?
Or the stunning Miss Meli?
Well both and add Frances for me!
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,
And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.
Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,
and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!
Aw thanks sweetie!
You can have a huge hug next time I see you! "
lol love your hugs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, so forum regulars won't even need to search it for name based clues to know who this is for, but hey ho...
---Intro build to classic 3 bar hip hop, but with extending rhyming triplets---
Cheeky Cheryl,
Ignore her at your peril,
Feisty and mischievous like the Topper's Beryl,
Not just my star,
But the best girl by far, a
cute little lady with an arse like Lara
Croft in tight shorts.
Givin me the right thoughts.
Makes me even lose my breathe for just a slight pause,
----Introduce 4th short linking bar to rhyming pattern from this triplet---
Then I gotta ream,
A Princess and fuckin dream,
How can a Peach taste like french vanilla ice cream!
I scream.
When she rides on top of me,
When she does the bop on me,
I wish she'd never stop on me.
I'm lost at sea,
Looking deep in her brown eyes
Big hearted girl that's down-sized
Plays stupid, but reknowned wise.
Town-sized
Grin upon her Chevy Chase
Lights my world pretty face,
I'm spellbound in any case.
No disgrace
---Switch style to from Classic to Atlanta Trap over next 3 bar delivery--
In loving her with all my heart,
We meet it means my joy to start
We part it tears my world apart.
Yet this girl's a breed apart,
Beauty like a piece of Art
Not ladylike, a real upstart
Celebrates unruly farts,
Insulting fools till they depart
Sharper tongue than bladed dart
Packed with wisdom to impart
Though moral compass off the chart
In bed my gorgeous filthy tart,
Fits me like the tightest scart
Makes my willy really hard
Till all else I disregard
Free my sword from it's scabbard
Mate her like it's no holes barred
Till I shoot like Steve Gerrard
Exploding like a keen petard,
Till she feels my seed bombard
Her silky lining sweet, unbarred...
And....Breathe!
Happy upcoming Valentine's you little tinker
B
xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, so forum regulars won't even need to search it for name based clues to know who this is for, but hey ho...
---Intro build to classic 3 bar hip hop, but with extending rhyming triplets---
Cheeky Cheryl,
Ignore her at your peril,
Feisty and mischievous like the Topper's Beryl,
Not just my star,
But the best girl by far, a
cute little lady with an arse like Lara
Croft in tight shorts.
Givin me the right thoughts.
Makes me even lose my breathe for just a slight pause,
----Introduce 4th short linking bar to rhyming pattern from this triplet---
Then I gotta ream,
A Princess and fuckin dream,
How can a Peach taste like french vanilla ice cream!
I scream.
When she rides on top of me,
When she does the bop on me,
I wish she'd never stop on me.
I'm lost at sea,
Looking deep in her brown eyes
Big hearted girl that's down-sized
Plays stupid, but reknowned wise.
Town-sized
Grin upon her Chevy Chase
Lights my world pretty face,
I'm spellbound in any case.
No disgrace
---Switch style to from Classic to Atlanta Trap over next 3 bar delivery--
In loving her with all my heart,
We meet it means my joy to start
We part it tears my world apart.
Yet this girl's a breed apart,
Beauty like a piece of Art
Not ladylike, a real upstart
Celebrates unruly farts,
Insulting fools till they depart
Sharper tongue than bladed dart
Packed with wisdom to impart
Though moral compass off the chart
In bed my gorgeous filthy tart,
Fits me like the tightest scart
Makes my willy really hard
Till all else I disregard
Free my sword from it's scabbard
Mate her like it's no holes barred
Till I shoot like Steve Gerrard
Exploding like a keen petard,
Till she feels my seed bombard
Her silky lining sweet, unbarred...
And....Breathe!
Happy upcoming Valentine's you little tinker
B
xxx"
way to show us all up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From the very first kiss
The look in your eyes
You called me amazing you told no lies
From the car to the room
to THE asda carpark
Il have you again and we feel lightning spark
In a garden a bush a beach or a room
You are mine now
And the next time does loom
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To ....
What do you seek?
Do you fancy a meet?
Drinks? My treat.
Let’s chat and see if there’s a connection,
I’d sure love to give you lot of affection.
I’d love to get into your knickers,
But I’m sure you’ve heard it before from these tricksters.
Let’s cut to the chase, come over and let’s fuck in my place.
Your secret admirer xo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To the girl wearing the knee high boots
You've effected me right down to my roots
You turn me on without end
Oh if only you would bend
Right over and let me give you my foot-
Long into the night
Let me ride please don't put up a fight
Your as sexy as hell
I so wish I could tell
You to bend over at least once every night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, so forum regulars won't even need to search it for name based clues to know who this is for, but hey ho...
---Intro build to classic 3 bar hip hop, but with extending rhyming triplets---
Cheeky Cheryl,
Ignore her at your peril,
Feisty and mischievous like the Topper's Beryl,
Not just my star,
But the best girl by far, a
cute little lady with an arse like Lara
Croft in tight shorts.
Givin me the right thoughts.
Makes me even lose my breathe for just a slight pause,
----Introduce 4th short linking bar to rhyming pattern from this triplet---
Then I gotta ream,
A Princess and fuckin dream,
How can a Peach taste like french vanilla ice cream!
I scream.
When she rides on top of me,
When she does the bop on me,
I wish she'd never stop on me.
I'm lost at sea,
Looking deep in her brown eyes
Big hearted girl that's down-sized
Plays stupid, but reknowned wise.
Town-sized
Grin upon her Chevy Chase
Lights my world pretty face,
I'm spellbound in any case.
No disgrace
---Switch style to from Classic to Atlanta Trap over next 3 bar delivery--
In loving her with all my heart,
We meet it means my joy to start
We part it tears my world apart.
Yet this girl's a breed apart,
Beauty like a piece of Art
Not ladylike, a real upstart
Celebrates unruly farts,
Insulting fools till they depart
Sharper tongue than bladed dart
Packed with wisdom to impart
Though moral compass off the chart
In bed my gorgeous filthy tart,
Fits me like the tightest scart
Makes my willy really hard
Till all else I disregard
Free my sword from it's scabbard
Mate her like it's no holes barred
Till I shoot like Steve Gerrard
Exploding like a keen petard,
Till she feels my seed bombard
Her silky lining sweet, unbarred...
And....Breathe!
Happy upcoming Valentine's you little tinker
B
xxxway to show us all up "
Ah, not showing anyone up my friend as you can't do that with feelings! Just showing a certain someone who I'm understandably quite proud of how I feel...
Anyhoo I'm off to slope back onto the couples profile as I've become more accustomed of late lol...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, so forum regulars won't even need to search it for name based clues to know who this is for, but hey ho...
---Intro build to classic 3 bar hip hop, but with extending rhyming triplets---
Cheeky Cheryl,
Ignore her at your peril,
Feisty and mischievous like the Topper's Beryl,
Not just my star,
But the best girl by far, a
cute little lady with an arse like Lara
Croft in tight shorts.
Givin me the right thoughts.
Makes me even lose my breathe for just a slight pause,
----Introduce 4th short linking bar to rhyming pattern from this triplet---
Then I gotta ream,
A Princess and fuckin dream,
How can a Peach taste like french vanilla ice cream!
I scream.
When she rides on top of me,
When she does the bop on me,
I wish she'd never stop on me.
I'm lost at sea,
Looking deep in her brown eyes
Big hearted girl that's down-sized
Plays stupid, but reknowned wise.
Town-sized
Grin upon her Chevy Chase
Lights my world pretty face,
I'm spellbound in any case.
No disgrace
---Switch style to from Classic to Atlanta Trap over next 3 bar delivery--
In loving her with all my heart,
We meet it means my joy to start
We part it tears my world apart.
Yet this girl's a breed apart,
Beauty like a piece of Art
Not ladylike, a real upstart
Celebrates unruly farts,
Insulting fools till they depart
Sharper tongue than bladed dart
Packed with wisdom to impart
Though moral compass off the chart
In bed my gorgeous filthy tart,
Fits me like the tightest scart
Makes my willy really hard
Till all else I disregard
Free my sword from it's scabbard
Mate her like it's no holes barred
Till I shoot like Steve Gerrard
Exploding like a keen petard,
Till she feels my seed bombard
Her silky lining sweet, unbarred...
And....Breathe!
Happy upcoming Valentine's you little tinker
B
xxxway to show us all up
Ah, not showing anyone up my friend as you can't do that with feelings! Just showing a certain someone who I'm understandably quite proud of how I feel...
Anyhoo I'm off to slope back onto the couples profile as I've become more accustomed of late lol...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nearly time for part 2....if anyone wants to start one xx |
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"Nearly time for part 2....if anyone wants to start one xx"
It’s your thread my lovely so it should be you? |
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