Pretty much anything that comes out of my mouth. I have sex Tourette’s and the ridiculous stuff that flies from my mouth when I’m peaking shocks even me. I should ‘cum’ with a warning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mums better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did the condom just break? Yes, you are FREE all my little tadpole soldiers.. FREE! Swim and conquer!

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By *ebt collectorMan over a year ago

North East

Think there a hole in your bucket dear lizer

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Wow that was a lotta man snot was it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should it be that colour?

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

BINGO!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whoop there it is!"

I am sooo gonna use this next time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well about time to

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

We need to talk

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By *ike Hunt888Man over a year ago

Lancashire.

This ceiling could do with painting .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Opps. Sweetcorn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How's that for strong and stable Theresa

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By *ippcoupe2Couple over a year ago

cahir/cashel

call the undertaker

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

"A woman I know used to tell her then boyfriend that she wanted his baby’s as she was cumming

. Talk about mood killer "

If she said it while he was cumming instead, it wouldn't matter if she put him off and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll put the kettle on

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Stop licking!!!

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

"Is it in yet"

I hear that alot

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

Is that it?

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By *ookingaboutMan over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hell its the wife

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By *achelross1978Couple over a year ago

Blackwood

Coffee after lol xx

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By *oneyBear100Couple over a year ago

Gatwick area

Another gents wife saying 'xxx (her husband's name) you've never done that to me' both a huge ego boost and wishing the ground would open up at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you put the cat out on your way out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think dulux can colour match that for the walls.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Ole won it in extra time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago