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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine was yesterday; my feet about 8’ up a ladder when it slipped out at the base bringing me down hard.
Yes I know; should have had someone footing it. Too late now. It could have been a worse outcome. Still frickin hurts though.
So make me feel less of a twat by sharing your accidents waiting to happen please  |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
When I use to play football I use to mouth off slot to the over teams players. 1 if them was a giant lol. I went for a ball got it first but the giant got me . 1 broken leg later I just knew he was going to get me, should of kept clear of him lol |
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Ouch. Glad you came out of it relatively unscathed. Everything with me is a potential hazard. I am the clumsiest bitch. The most recent was Converse + black ice = bruised bottom. Only really stupid people wear Converse when it’s icy. |
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"Ouch. Glad you came out of it relatively unscathed. Everything with me is a potential hazard. I am the clumsiest bitch. The most recent was Converse + black ice = bruised bottom. Only really stupid people wear Converse when it’s icy. "
Those fuckers are not ok on drain covers either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shaping a piece of wood with a chisel the thought suddenly occurred to me that if i slip i'm going to hurt myself.
Guess what? A trip to A+E, 10 stitches and the loss of sensation in part of my thumb.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was yesterday; my feet about 8’ up a ladder when it slipped out at the base bringing me down hard.
Yes I know; should have had someone footing it. Too late now. It could have been a worse outcome. Still frickin hurts though.
So make me feel less of a twat by sharing your accidents waiting to happen please "
Did you have your heels on? |
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I know I shouldn't but I can't help myself going for a cycle on my bike. Anything larger than 6 inches is unfortunately a collision target, it's like I have a homing device for lampposts, hedges, fences and walls. They all get my attention.  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
When i was younger and playing in my nan and gramps back garden, i stood on a garden rake and it shot up and whacked me one, i stumbled in shock and fell down onto the back doorstep and broke my arm. My memory of that is someone (twatty distant relative) laughing their head off as i cried.
Another time (again at my nan and gramps) i was on the swing in the back garden and had an overwhelming urge to jump off it in mid flight. I did and landed in my grampy’s hedge. He was not best pleased as he’d not long cut it.
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
That big black truck stopped in the middle of the road on a dark night in Wales. With no lights or moonlight. I really really should have seen that sooner. Specsavers maybe or turn your fucking lights on cunt !’ Ah well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got run over at 18. I did see that coming. In slow motion with my little life flashing before my eyes. Thank god he was only doing 10mph."
Could you not have wandered out of its way at that speed? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine was yesterday; my feet about 8’ up a ladder when it slipped out at the base bringing me down hard.
Yes I know; should have had someone footing it. Too late now. It could have been a worse outcome. Still frickin hurts though.
So make me feel less of a twat by sharing your accidents waiting to happen please
Did you have your heels on? "
No. I was in my sketchers.
I was in a full length maxi dress though. Fuck all use as a parachute though. |
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Many years ago whilst serving an apprenticeship I attempted a running karate to kick open a set of double doors.Whilst performing this manoeuvre it made my head higher than the doors stopping me in an instant from passing through the doors.
I dinted the plasterwork,knocked myself out ended up with seven stitches and a visible scar to my forehead. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I got run over at 18. I did see that coming. In slow motion with my little life flashing before my eyes. Thank god he was only doing 10mph.
Could you not have wandered out of its way at that speed? "
No i was in the middle of two lanes of traffic, the line of traffic behind me was still going and there were cars in front of me. I was stuck with nowhere to go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Many years ago whilst serving an apprenticeship I attempted a running karate to kick open a set of double doors.Whilst performing this manoeuvre it made my head higher than the doors stopping me in an instant from passing through the doors.
I dinted the plasterwork,knocked myself out ended up with seven stitches and a visible scar to my forehead."
God i wish theyd let me have apprentices |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Many years ago whilst serving an apprenticeship I attempted a running karate to kick open a set of double doors.Whilst performing this manoeuvre it made my head higher than the doors stopping me in an instant from passing through the doors.
I dinted the plasterwork,knocked myself out ended up with seven stitches and a visible scar to my forehead.
God i wish theyd let me have apprentices "
Helps the day pass when you have an apprentice to amuse you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ouch. Glad you came out of it relatively unscathed. Everything with me is a potential hazard. I am the clumsiest bitch. The most recent was Converse + black ice = bruised bottom. Only really stupid people wear Converse when it’s icy.
Those fuckers are not ok on drain covers either."
no their not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Many years ago whilst serving an apprenticeship I attempted a running karate to kick open a set of double doors.Whilst performing this manoeuvre it made my head higher than the doors stopping me in an instant from passing through the doors.
I dinted the plasterwork,knocked myself out ended up with seven stitches and a visible scar to my forehead.
God i wish theyd let me have apprentices
Helps the day pass when you have an apprentice to amuse you "
Apparently "heres the drawing wake me if you have an issue" is unnaceptable training  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a youngster we used to do this stupid thing called car surfing.
I have a vivid memory of falling off an old car whilst doing about 25 miles an hour.
Looking back now....what dick head stands on the roof of a moving car?! |
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