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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Means that whenever you're near me I wanna explode!
That's gonna be messy then "
No. Means that I feel better whenever your next to me. My heart is racing so much it will explode... sort of thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P"
Are you one of the promised Virgins? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's when his wife hasn't touched his penis in so long that when a bird breathes on it he goes off like a mother fucker in her eye.
Blinded by the white
Sex bombed"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?"
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib. |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib."
Oh I've just broken a rib |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib."
Bollocks! It was all a big lie in the end? What use is a sexually confident woman to me? Virgins! Who haven't got a clue, that's what I was promised. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.
Oh I've just broken a rib "
Evil you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.
Bollocks! It was all a big lie in the end? What use is a sexually confident woman to me? Virgins! Who haven't got a clue, that's what I was promised. "
Fuck sake, I'll stitch it back up and pretend to be clueless |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.
Oh I've just broken a rib
Evil you are."
I know but I'm so good with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.
Oh I've just broken a rib
Evil you are.
I know but I'm so good with it "
It's fun ain't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.
Bollocks! It was all a big lie in the end? What use is a sexually confident woman to me? Virgins! Who haven't got a clue, that's what I was promised.
Fuck sake, I'll stitch it back up and pretend to be clueless "
No, no! No genital mutilation on my behalf thankyou. You're quite nice as you are Madame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?
Can I be at the front?
P
Are you one of the promised Virgins?
Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.
Bollocks! It was all a big lie in the end? What use is a sexually confident woman to me? Virgins! Who haven't got a clue, that's what I was promised.
Fuck sake, I'll stitch it back up and pretend to be clueless
No, no! No genital mutilation on my behalf thankyou. You're quite nice as you are Madame."
Huzzah! |
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