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over a year ago
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I'm low on funds, I'm never going to own my own Swingers Island Lair off the South Coast of Thailand at this rate.
I'm putting together a job, I need a Crew for one Final Job.
Who's in? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either"
Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either
Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing."
fake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either
Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing.fake "
Harsh, but true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either
Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing."
dam that's me out was looking forward to 3 meals a day  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either
Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing.dam that's me out was looking forward to 3 meals a day "
I'll send you a PM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the distraction? I can jiggle my boobs 
Hired!!
*I'm distracted*
Get back to the job in hand!
Can I .... sorry .. what was the question?"
I dunno  so forgot why we're here?
*Boooobs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event
*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*
How good are you with languages?"
Funny you should mention that!
Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event
*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*
How good are you with languages?
Funny you should mention that!
Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait"
That's it settled then. This job is the Burj Al Arab in Dubai. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death "
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly. "
I'll grab my razor then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event
*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*
How good are you with languages?
Funny you should mention that!
Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait
That's it settled then. This job is the Burj Al Arab in Dubai. "
Huzzah at the bizarre
Sasquatch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then "
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event
*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*
How good are you with languages?
Funny you should mention that!
Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait
That's it settled then. This job is the Burj Al Arab in Dubai.
Huzzah at the bizarre
Sasquatch "
I think you've been schmoozing too long with the Elites of this world, can you handle a new kind of mission? Ok I need someone to seduce the Bell Boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event
*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*
How good are you with languages?
Funny you should mention that!
Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait
That's it settled then. This job is the Burj Al Arab in Dubai.
Huzzah at the bizarre
Sasquatch
I think you've been schmoozing too long with the Elites of this world, can you handle a new kind of mission? Ok I need someone to seduce the Bell Boy"
Hmmm, a new challenge. I do like a challenge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*"
I don't divulge my secrets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm good with languages...
Hopen ze safe Monsieur
Can you talk to Rubidoux in a foreign tongue without getting distraaaaaaaaacted?
I am fluent in boobage"
I'm going to take tgatvas a "No". You can take the Deviances place in the language department |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets "
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please "
Then my fee goes up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please
Then my fee goes up "
What's it going to cost me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please
Then my fee goes up
What's it going to cost me?"
2 weeks in bora bora |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please
Then my fee goes up
What's it going to cost me?
2 weeks in bora bora"
Done! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please
Then my fee goes up
What's it going to cost me?
2 weeks in bora bora
Done!"
I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please
Then my fee goes up
What's it going to cost me?
2 weeks in bora bora
Done!
I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal"
Say what now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please
Then my fee goes up
What's it going to cost me?
2 weeks in bora bora
Done!
I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal
Say what now?"
Preferbly an egg cup in the shape of a pig |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can pull a droids arms out of its socket if i loose "
Thats very specific. Is it something you've done before? Theres a lot of high tech in the Al Arab, i could possibly need a droid destroyer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please
Then my fee goes up
What's it going to cost me?
2 weeks in bora bora
Done!
I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal
Say what now?
Preferbly an egg cup in the shape of a pig "
 Why do you need my pig blood? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the pay?
Depends on how many of us die in the process.
If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death
Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.
I'll grab my razor then
You're razor I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?
*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*
I don't divulge my secrets
You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please
Then my fee goes up
What's it going to cost me?
2 weeks in bora bora
Done!
I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal
Say what now?
Preferbly an egg cup in the shape of a pig
Why do you need my pig blood?"
And why would I reveal my masterplan? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs"
I think the Heist team is fast turning into a voodoo cult.. I think I'm worryingly ok with this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs"
Can you make use of 12year old toe nails? Plucked from Australian turkey's? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs
I think the Heist team is fast turning into a voodoo cult.. I think I'm worryingly ok with this"
Blue oyster cult? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs
Can you make use of 12year old toe nails? Plucked from Australian turkey's? "
*Rubidouxs boobs, Rubidouxs boobs, Rubidouxs boobs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I’m in...what do I have to do.
Keep a close eye on the voodoo clan that seem to have infiltrated this Heist."
The babe with the voodoo , who do? You do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Magic people voodoo people.
Right were off track.
Let's recap. The Bellboy has been seduced, we have full access to all areas of the hotel.
Voodoo people you will be heading to the upper most floors with Rubidoux - Guard her with your lives. She's going to go topless on the roof whilst the rest of us get on with the task at hand. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who's paying off the rozzers"
I've promised our lot a bit of my own personal share. The Dubai Fuzz are too distracted by Rubidoux. They are in a catatonic state.. Torn between lust and outrage |
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