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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello everyone. I am having a coffee and soon I will do the shopping, who is getting naughty tonight? I will watch the football and I got the haribos ready  |
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"Hello everyone. I am having a coffee and soon I will do the shopping, who is getting naughty tonight? I will watch the football and I got the haribos ready "
I'm playing a blues gig at a local pub  |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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I’m currently on my way home from Bournemouth, I saw Frank Turner last night and I’m still on a high. Spent the afternoon walking by the sea and now looking forward to a relaxing evening at home with the kids and a glass of red after a loooong dry Jan |
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Just home from the gym, in need of a very long hot shower. I ache all over.
I was looking forward to a quiet night on the settee.
I have returned to house full of teenagers who are planning an Xbox marathon.
So my choices are hide in my bedroom with my headphones on or go down my local  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
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This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers. "
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
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This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers. "
Sorry, my previous reply was far too normal.
What I meant to say was...
Schlaaaaaaaaaaaag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough. "
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!"
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby "
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. "
Gruffchuff!!!  . Too funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. "
Crack on ladies, the chubby allegation has just been confirmed by this thread...
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. "
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. "
Did I tell ya I've taken up boxing? With bricks instead of gloves.
*does fuck off in sign language with real intent*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Gruffchuff!!! . Too funny "
I made it up all by myself, I've been there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x"
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Did I tell ya I've taken up boxing? With bricks instead of gloves.
*does fuck off in sign language with real intent*
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I’ve taken up boxing with scissorhands
Mwahahahahaha. I win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Did I tell ya I've taken up boxing? With bricks instead of gloves.
*does fuck off in sign language with real intent*
I’ve taken up boxing with scissorhands
Mwahahahahaha. I win "
In that case I've just gone up a grade, I'm qualified in breeze blocks now *ner ner ner ner ner* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer "
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie "
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x |
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My plan tonight is to make a significant dent in my bottle of Jim Beam. Watch the type of movie I love, but my housemates hate, so I don't often watch. And eat the camembert currently in the oven.
Apparently in Fab land this translates as ready to meet the second someone messages me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x"
I just had a quick check and I’m all good  . No chuffy gruff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie "
Fuck that, I'll epidural his man meat. I gots skills.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
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This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff "
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya |
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"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese  "
Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya
I'm totally getting a team together.
#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese
Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya
I'm totally getting a team together.
#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis"
I’ll go get my magic wand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya "
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!!  or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese
Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya
I'm totally getting a team together.
#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis
I’ll go get my magic wand"
Thank you sweetness. All this sparring has tired me out.
Just a little spell tho, I actually think she's awesome but don't tell her. I don't want her neck to struggle holding her head up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x"
lol I meant to say gruffy chuff! Not sure if there’s a difference. Although I’m sure it’s a thing. Since joining fab Ive realised everything’s a thing! |
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"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese
Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya
I'm totally getting a team together.
#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis
I’ll go get my magic wand
Thank you sweetness. All this sparring has tired me out.
Just a little spell tho, I actually think she's awesome but don't tell her. I don't want her neck to struggle holding her head up."
I actually can’t lift my head up off this cushion right now. I think my head has actually broken.  |
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"Chilling the fuck out.
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This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x"
You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.
I just made it up.
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"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese
Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya
I'm totally getting a team together.
#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis
I’ll go get my magic wand
Thank you sweetness. All this sparring has tired me out.
Just a little spell tho, I actually think she's awesome but don't tell her. I don't want her neck to struggle holding her head up.
I actually can’t lift my head up off this cushion right now. I think my head has actually broken. "
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x
You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.
I just made it up.
"
A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again. |
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x
You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.
I just made it up.
A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again. "
Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.
I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us. |
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"Sorry for hijacking your thread Shag  . I’ll buy you a coffee and a bun and some haribos x"
I'm not sorry Shag, I'll let Nora buy you a coffee and a bun and some haribos x |
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x
You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.
I just made it up.
A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.
Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.
I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us."
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x
You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.
I just made it up.
A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.
Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.
I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us.
Haha. Yeah cheers "
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x
You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.
I just made it up.
A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.
Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.
I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us.
Haha. Yeah cheers
I'm sure he'll be calling your name at some point so it won't be all bad "
Can you just video that bit and send it to me |
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"Chilling the fuck out.
P
This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.
I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.
I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!
Were you having sex?
If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.
#gruffchuff
B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby
Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either
PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.
Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x
We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer
As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie
I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!
Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x
I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff
Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya
Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x
You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.
I just made it up.
A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.
Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.
I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us.
Haha. Yeah cheers
I'm sure he'll be calling your name at some point so it won't be all bad
Can you just video that bit and send it to me "
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For me it’s been finishing the household chores, cooking tea, washing up, watching a bit of telly for an hour or so, and now in bed perusing Fab.
I remember the days I used to go out on a Saturday night ... |
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"For me it’s been finishing the household chores, cooking tea, washing up, watching a bit of telly for an hour or so, and now in bed perusing Fab.
I remember the days I used to go out on a Saturday night ... "
Me too, I don't even drink alcohol anymore |
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Obvs don't normally look at fellas profiles but op has made me wonder with his posts
Bloody hilarious In one word
He's gone from eating haribos to reverse anal in 3 sentences and I'm still f.....g giggling now
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