I come with food, beer braised short ribs, double chocolate shortbread, mini sausage rolls and just plain me (excluding the dollop of sexy). Can I join?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 5ft 1

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 1

Jo.Xx"

Ay up titch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I come with food, beer braised short ribs, double chocolate shortbread, mini sausage rolls and just plain me (excluding the dollop of sexy). Can I join? "
go on then

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By *uilder506Man over a year ago

bognor

"Who needs those lithe amazonian trim athletic bodies!

Not me and not any members of the Short and Sexy Club!

If you're SnS sign up, if you love SnS ladies you may also sign up

It’s not us that’s short it’s everyone else that’s too tall

Top shelf reachers however can't join up.

Sorry, thems the rules of SnSC!

Mwah

Ms GR"

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Petite thats me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am admirer does that count

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I come with food, beer braised short ribs, double chocolate shortbread, mini sausage rolls and just plain me (excluding the dollop of sexy). Can I join? go on then"

Pffft no Maltesers for you.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm short but not sexy

Yes you are!

And you have some beautiful high heels too

Mwah

Ms GR "

Thank you

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm 5foot9 ish does that count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 5foot9 ish does that count

"
yes

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I come with food, beer braised short ribs, double chocolate shortbread, mini sausage rolls and just plain me (excluding the dollop of sexy). Can I join? go on then"

Yay! And for that, you get TWO mini chocolate eclairs

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Petite thats me

No you my dear come under the sexy rule

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 1

Jo.Xx

Ay up titch

Hey B

You tower over me, but then again most people do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I come with food, beer braised short ribs, double chocolate shortbread, mini sausage rolls and just plain me (excluding the dollop of sexy). Can I join? go on then

Pffft no Maltesers for you. "
nooooooooo, don’t say that, I’m SORRY....

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Why do i bother trying to interact, when I constantly get ignored.

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Why do i bother trying to interact, when I constantly get ignored."

Don’t be sad, have a short rib

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of short and sexy people on here, does being short just count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do i bother trying to interact, when I constantly get ignored."
who said that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big (tall) fan of SnS here.

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

A selection of petit four now on the table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Short lady here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a shorty and proud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shorty here. Had to allow a gentleman in asda to reach me some skimmed milk earlier cos I couldn’t reach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shorty here. Had to allow a gentleman in asda to reach me some skimmed milk earlier cos I couldn’t reach

Haha I can’t even reach the coat hook at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shorty here. Had to allow a gentleman in asda to reach me some skimmed milk earlier cos I couldn’t reach

Haha I can’t even reach the coat hook at work

I can't reach the kids treats in my kitchen cupboards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 5ft 1

Jo.Xx

Ay up titch

Hey B

You tower over me, but then again most people do.

"
and i look like yodas grandad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short and not sexy here

"
agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short and not sexy here

agreed "
haha thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s short ? I love short women .. but I am not a giant .. I may be a giant .... but not tall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short and not sexy here

agreed haha thanks"
I think it was my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short and not sexy here

agreed haha thanks I think it was my pleasure "
um your pleasure that im not sexy....well ok then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short and not sexy here

agreed haha thanks I think it was my pleasure um your pleasure that im not sexy....well ok then"
erm - nooo - very sexy - my mind was wandering as your sexy ass thumbnail - so not agreed .. sorry .. I’ll focus in future xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s short ? I love short women .. but I am not a giant .. I may be a giant .... but not tall "

You're an inch taller than I am. How very dare you! Get out! Get out I say!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s short ? I love short women .. but I am not a giant .. I may be a giant .... but not tall

You're an inch taller than I am. How very dare you! Get out! Get out I say!

"
I hadn’t made it down as far as the 5’9 clarification .. so I

Am short - and love short sexy women ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short and not sexy here

agreed haha thanks I think it was my pleasure um your pleasure that im not sexy....well ok then erm - nooo - very sexy - my mind was wandering as your sexy ass thumbnail - so not agreed .. sorry .. I’ll focus in future xx"
lol i was going to say i know im bad but my god

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short and not sexy here

"
far from bad gorgeous .. just reading what I want it to say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s short ? I love short women .. but I am not a giant .. I may be a giant .... but not tall

You're an inch taller than I am. How very dare you! Get out! Get out I say!

I hadn’t made it down as far as the 5’9 clarification .. so I

Am short - and love short sexy women .. "
where the club ?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s short ? I love short women .. but I am not a giant .. I may be a giant .... but not tall

You're an inch taller than I am. How very dare you! Get out! Get out I say!

I hadn’t made it down as far as the 5’9 clarification .. so I

Am short - and love short sexy women .. where the club ?? Lol"

In the Shire

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By *r Potato HeadMan over a year ago

Manchester

Finally somewhere I feel at home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s short ? I love short women .. but I am not a giant .. I may be a giant .... but not tall

You're an inch taller than I am. How very dare you! Get out! Get out I say!

I hadn’t made it down as far as the 5’9 clarification .. so I

Am short - and love short sexy women .. where the club ?? Lol

In the Shire"
ha ha - that’s where I live ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finally somewhere I feel at home"
snuggle in, it’s cold out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who needs those lithe amazonian trim athletic bodies!

Not me and not any members of the Short and Sexy Club!

If you're SnS sign up, if you love SnS ladies you may also sign up

Top shelf reachers however can't join up.

Sorry, thems the rules of SnSC!

Mwah

Ms GR"

If I love SnS ladies can I not join or will I be like gulliver in here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s short ? I love short women .. but I am not a giant .. I may be a giant .... but not tall

You're an inch taller than I am. How very dare you! Get out! Get out I say!

I hadn’t made it down as far as the 5’9 clarification .. so I

Am short - and love short sexy women .. where the club ?? Lol

In the Shireha ha - that’s where I live ... "

We must be neighbours then! Good day to you, my name is GhengisKhan Baggins and I like adventures.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Why do i bother trying to interact, when I constantly get ignored."

Your the same height as Dick!

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By *r Potato HeadMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Finally somewhere I feel at homesnuggle in, it’s cold out

Hope you've something to warm me up

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By *inn2000Woman over a year ago

belfast

Yep _hortarse here too

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

Definitely short here. Others can decide on the sexy part

V x

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By *jl1972Man over a year ago

Bournemouth

I have at least one of the requirements...let me in

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I prefer petite to short

I can however reach the top shelf ... if I stand on the bottom one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finally somewhere I feel at homesnuggle in, it’s cold out

Hope you've something to warm me up"
...I do...me

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Shorty here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Short & petite.

I have to climb on the bunker at least 3 times a day to reach food, plates or cups.

Mr Shadow keeps promising me a stepladder for the kitchen, knowing him he'll stash it somewhere up high just to fuck with me

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I prefer petite to short

I can however reach the top shelf ... if I stand on the bottom one

Standard Operating Procedure for when no one is around. Certified petite femme.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waheyyyyy. Count me in.

Everyone loves a tall man lately

Yep, sympathy vote please. Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 4'11. Think I can join lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 5'4 and a bit so am I small enough

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By *otBunsHunWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

5ft 5 .. kind of short

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm 4'11. Think I can join lol x"

That’s dwarf club X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 4'11. Think I can join lol x

That’s dwarf club X "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 4'11. Think I can join lol x"

Indeed you can sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 4'11. Think I can join lol x

Indeed you can sexy

Thanks beautiful xx

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

We both qualify via the short criteria, sexy is subjective, obviously. As for reaching the top shelves in ours, we just jump.

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By *itginger101Man over a year ago

Termonfeckin

I'm the biggest _hortarse here lol

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

Hi _hortarse here but not so sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I definitely fit here! Had to climb on the kitchen counter to fetch a bag of flour from the top shelf this evening

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By *ug1971Man over a year ago

Wot ton under edge

I’m 6’2 ex rugby player... but short on hair

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