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You know it's cold when

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You put on gloves and that does fuck all

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

When your tongue sticks to the lamp post

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

You find a walnut whip in ya pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You find a walnut whip in ya pants "

I know of a fabber who is partial to a Walnut whip or two

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS over a year ago

mansfield

When your winkle shrinks

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

When your nipples could cut glass

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

"You find a walnut whip in ya pants

I know of a fabber who is partial to a Walnut whip or two"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Freaking -32 degrees accounting for windchill here and it's meant to get colder overnight, I'm staying home!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

When your outie becomes an innie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a guy, when your nipples are bigger than your dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walnut whips dont exist anymore they're just a whip now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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The weather app says so?

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

"Walnut whips dont exist anymore they're just a whip now"

I'm nostalgic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got cannonballs rolling all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Given where you are, I'm not even going to whinge about the cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when it snows

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By *ay19720Man over a year ago

Ashford kent

When ya cock and ball tuck in to hibernate. ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the bottle of tonic you accidently left in the car, is colder than the one you finished from the fridge

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By *redjMan over a year ago

gloucestershire

When your penis decides it’s going to be a clitorous !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're in bed with gloves and a hat on

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

You know its cold when you go outside and it’s cold

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

... your fart leaves a vapour trail.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I only know when someone mentions it. I don’t get cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your penis decides it’s going to be a clitorous !!

This actually made me laugh

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By *ucky1Man over a year ago

a straightjacket

When you wee outside and it freezes as soon as it hits the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/01/19 05:18:23]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed due ti chill factor at 31/01/19 05:18:23]"

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By *endrix30Man over a year ago

dudley

When your willy starts to look like a baby michelin man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the tabloids bluer our headlines like “ITS SNOW JOKE” and TRAVEL CHAOS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Snowman the kids made rings the doorbell wanting to come inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walnut whips dont exist anymore they're just a whip now"

Oh yes they bloody do. I had a six pack of them a few weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've got cannonballs rolling all over the place. "

That'll be the Brass Monkey reference then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red Dwarf fans know it's cold outside when there's no kind of atmosphere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When it’s warmer in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When it’s warmer in the fridge

I was cold but seem to be warming up after having a nose at you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your cock retracts so far u think u have piles

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

When the metal suspender buckles freeze to your leg. Ouch

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Your nipples stand out like chapel hat pegs!

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