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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on guys fess up, before there were fleshlights did you ever try a vacuum hose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Er.. No.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Come on guys fess up, before there were fleshlights did you ever try a vacuum hose? "

Where's my credit for this thread haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

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Henry Henry oh yessssssss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on guys fess up, before there were fleshlights did you ever try a vacuum hose?

Where's my credit for this thread haha"

Definitely Red Monkey who gave me this wonderful idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Henry Henry oh yessssssss"

Not my Henry! He’s innocent!

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

A friend told me once he nearly had his balls sucked off. True story

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Come on guys fess up, before there were fleshlights did you ever try a vacuum hose?

Where's my credit for this thread haha

Definitely Red Monkey who gave me this wonderful idea

Erm ... but through his experimentation though ... I hasten to add

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A friend told me once he nearly had his balls sucked off. True story "

I’m trying not to laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on guys fess up, before there were fleshlights did you ever try a vacuum hose?

Where's my credit for this thread haha

Definitely Red Monkey who gave me this wonderful idea

Erm ... but through his experimentation though ... I hasten to add"

The plot thickens

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I know a guy who caught an STD from a Hoover once .

He had to get Vax-innated

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I know a guy who caught an STD from a Hoover once .

He had to get Vax-innated

At least you didn't Dy-son

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know a guy who caught an STD from a Hoover once .

He had to get Vax-innated

At least you didn't Dy-son

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me my google history looks dodgy with the things I have to google after reading forums no to both for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck me my google history looks dodgy with the things I have to google after reading forums no to both for me "

But what an education though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No i'm not a freak

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No i'm not a freak"

But, fleshlights are available in all sex shops!

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By *ondonerMan over a year ago

London / Essex borders

I never enjoyed bringing myself off with the hoover.. I Would go as far as to say it sucked!

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

I thought this thread was going to be about cars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried the new Dyson ball cleaner, its not what i thought it was

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By *anana JoeMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Its not really the sort of orifice that appeals to me and probably not to most men either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tried the new Dyson ball cleaner, its not what i thought it was

Oh bless, you still got dirty balls then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought this thread was going to be about cars

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried the new Dyson ball cleaner, its not what i thought it was

Oh bless, you still got dirty balls then

Nope, they're emptied frequently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me my google history looks dodgy with the things I have to google after reading forums no to both for me

But what an education though

Every day is a school day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tried the new Dyson ball cleaner, its not what i thought it was

Oh bless, you still got dirty balls then

Nope, they're emptied frequently

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck me my google history looks dodgy with the things I have to google after reading forums no to both for me

But what an education though

Every day is a school day "

It certainly is on fab!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was going to see you had hoovered your stairs or something lol.

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought it was going to see you had hoovered your stairs or something lol.

Mrscxxx"

Sod that! Too much hard work, that’s hubbys job!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

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"I thought it was going to see you had hoovered your stairs or something lol.

Mrscxxx"
That's going a few steps too far .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it was going to see you had hoovered your stairs or something lol.

Mrscxxx

Sod that! Too much hard work, that’s hubbys job!"

Same in my house lol hubby and son do it every Sunday. Got them well trained I have lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought it was going to see you had hoovered your stairs or something lol.

Mrscxxx

Sod that! Too much hard work, that’s hubbys job!

Same in my house lol hubby and son do it every Sunday. Got them well trained I have lol"

Same here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought it was going to see you had hoovered your stairs or something lol.

Mrscxxx That's going a few steps too far ."

That most certainly is! Vacuuming in these heels??

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I thought this thread was going to be about cars

Sorry

Don't worry, it probably says more about me than anything else

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I thought it was going to see you had hoovered your stairs or something lol.

Mrscxxx That's going a few steps too far .

That most certainly is! Vacuuming in these heels?? "
Now that I'd watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought it was going to see you had hoovered your stairs or something lol.

Mrscxxx That's going a few steps too far .

That most certainly is! Vacuuming in these heels?? Now that I'd watch

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