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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had the day off so decided to climb a hill near me, a bit muddy so took my wellies out and slung them in the back of the car.
Parked the car in the middle of nowhere, took the wellies out, turned them upside down and four condoms fell out, just as a old woman went by with her dog.
She gave me such a dirty look, it's not often I'm lost for words, but in this instance that was probably for the best, as anything I'd have said would have probably made it worse, much worse.
I expect the police are looking for me at this moment. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Had the day off so decided to climb a hill near me, a bit muddy so took my wellies out and slung them in the back of the car.
Parked the car in the middle of nowhere, took the wellies out, turned them upside down and four condoms fell out, just as a old woman went by with her dog.
She gave me such a dirty look, it's not often I'm lost for words, but in this instance that was probably for the best, as anything I'd have said would have probably made it worse, much worse.
I expect the police are looking for me at this moment."
Well you were being responsible...at least you wont get ya wellies preggers .....lol  |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
"I'd have told her that I put them over me wellies to stop them getting muddy.
A pound to a pinch of shit it would turn up in Readers Digest top tips "
as we've used a condom over the foot to keep the water out of a dressed ingrown toenail whilst showering, I reckon you'd be right
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'd have told her that I put them over me wellies to stop them getting muddy.
A pound to a pinch of shit it would turn up in Readers Digest top tips
as we've used a condom over the foot to keep the water out of a dressed ingrown toenail whilst showering, I reckon you'd be right
;)"
thats taking toefucking too far  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Had the day off so decided to climb a hill near me, a bit muddy so took my wellies out and slung them in the back of the car.
Parked the car in the middle of nowhere, took the wellies out, turned them upside down and four condoms fell out, just as a old woman went by with her dog.
She gave me such a dirty look, it's not often I'm lost for words, but in this instance that was probably for the best, as anything I'd have said would have probably made it worse, much worse.
I expect the police are looking for me at this moment."
Come hill walking in Cumbria, you'd be congratulated on your responsible attitude, the sheep/human crossbreeds are difficult to look after and educate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have told her that I put them over me wellies to stop them getting muddy.
A pound to a pinch of shit it would turn up in Readers Digest top tips
as we've used a condom over the foot to keep the water out of a dressed ingrown toenail whilst showering, I reckon you'd be right
;)thats taking toefucking too far "
I didn't say try and get foot up her
A good tip for survival/outdoors folks is to put any matches in a condom to keep them waterproof |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'd have told her that I put them over me wellies to stop them getting muddy.
A pound to a pinch of shit it would turn up in Readers Digest top tips
as we've used a condom over the foot to keep the water out of a dressed ingrown toenail whilst showering, I reckon you'd be right
;)thats taking toefucking too far
I didn't say try and get foot up her
A good tip for survival/outdoors folks is to put any matches in a condom to keep them waterproof"
i dont do outdoors.....it hasnt got room service |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you keep condoms in ya wellies?? xx  "
So I can tip them out in front of old ladies and make myself look an utter twat, WHY do you think I do it.  |
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There's a TV ad over here, grandma and grand daughter in a car. Grand daughter opens her purse and a condom falls out.
The grandma says " I didn't think you liked strawberry " and pops it into her bra. |
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