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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR
HMRC whoops"
I have, she was a lovely lady and if anything disliked HMRC more than most which I always thought said an awful lot about them
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Ah one of two things to fuck you in life, Death and HMRC,
Every year hubby submits his tax returns and every April the estimated earnings are wrong normally deducting 80% of that months wage.
However in there defence its sorted over the phone on the same day and the money refunded.
Just can't work out why the system does when all paperwork is correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR
HMRC whoops
I went on a social with one but he wasnt my type and his personality was far too taxing"
Actually laughing out loud at this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, MUST get off fab and finish my tax return....
Yes, MUST get off fab and finish my tax return....
Yes, MUST get off fab and finish my tax return...."
Haha me too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah one of two things to fuck you in life, Death and HMRC,
Every year hubby submits his tax returns and every April the estimated earnings are wrong normally deducting 80% of that months wage.
However in there defence its sorted over the phone on the same day and the money refunded.
Just can't work out why the system does when all paperwork is correct."
Is it possible every year hubby makes the same mistake... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"controversial opinion coming....
if people didn't wait till the very last moment to get in their end of year tax returns..... it would make everyone life a little easier"
This. You get 9 months to sort it out, not HMRC's fault if you leave it until deadline day every year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR"
Me neither but I have been soundly fucked by them several times, including at the moment
'you owe us 3k'
How did that happen, I'm paye?
'we applied the wrong tax code'
So it's your fault then, and why did it take you 9 months to spot it?
'don't know, you owe us 3k'
ffs.... |
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I got my house insurance with them and they said they'd replace all my goods as new.
So when we had a flood and the whole of everything downstairs was wrecked; furniture, carpets, etc, and the upstairs carpets also wreckedi was surprised to only got £700 to replace the whole lot.
Fuck them indeed. |
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Don't be too hard on them. I had a lovely letter from them telling me my tax return was 'outstanding'. The thing is I can't even remember sending one in.
But I appreciated the nice compliment.....
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!  "
ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't be too hard on them. I had a lovely letter from them telling me my tax return was 'outstanding'. The thing is I can't even remember sending one in.
But I appreciated the nice compliment.....
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"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!
ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it"
All done and paid over the phone!  |
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"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!
ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it
All done and paid over the phone! "
Done too, that was painless  |
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"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!
ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it
All done and paid over the phone!
Done too, that was painless "
Mine too - turns out I have some 'unallocated credit' on my NI account, yeah - thanks for telling me guys!!  |
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"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!
ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it
All done and paid over the phone!
Done too, that was painless
Mine too - turns out I have some 'unallocated credit' on my NI account, yeah - thanks for telling me guys!! "
Same here, but they’re holding onto it for future due payments |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
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Nobody actually collects taxes. Self employed and business people pay lots of money to book keepers and accountants to work out how much tax and vat they have to pay.
The self employed etc are the tax collectors for HMRC! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stop changing my tax code you sheriff of nottingham cunts and they wonder why people fuck over the benefits system thick cunts this is why its bad enough that i have to pay 10 times more national insurance as a self employed person you fuck turds come fight me you book worm fucks wheres guy fawkes whan you need him |
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"Stop changing my tax code you sheriff of nottingham cunts and they wonder why people fuck over the benefits system thick cunts this is why its bad enough that i have to pay 10 times more national insurance as a self employed person you fuck turds come fight me you book worm fucks wheres guy fawkes whan you need him"
Not having a good day?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had to stump up @£700 in the last half of last year and a further @£2k during this year!
I'm PAYE you dull twats, how can it be wrong?"
Yeah I am forever getting letters saying i have not paid enough...., like I worked it out myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had to stump up @£700 in the last half of last year and a further @£2k during this year!
I'm PAYE you dull twats, how can it be wrong?"
exactly the fucktards |
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