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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

Don't know that one either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those."

Glass slipper is the perfect fitting penis for the pussy, just like Cinderella's glass heels

The other one you should never know, trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleveland Steamer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

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yeh just googled it wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

Don't know that one either."

The act of freezing a bowel movement and then sexually penetrating another with said frozen bowel movement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*must not google anything on this thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the actual toffee

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By *esires of HertsCouple over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

just puked,,,,^^^^

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"*must not google anything on this thread!!!

Nope

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

Don't know that one either.

The act of freezing a bowel movement and then sexually penetrating another with said frozen bowel movement"

Fuck sake

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Aww I like the glass slipper one. Cute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those."

Glass slipper I don't know, but I believe the Alabama Hot Pocket basically involves shitting in someone's foof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to Google nothing on this thread

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

Urban dictionary said it’s often followed by a Panamanian Petting zoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those.

Glass slipper I don't know, but I believe the Alabama Hot Pocket basically involves shitting in someone's foof

Dude...don't post those definitions here...so uncool!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

Urban dictionary said it’s often followed by a Panamanian Petting zoo

I hesitate to ask what that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those.

Glass slipper is the perfect fitting penis for the pussy, just like Cinderella's glass heels

The other one you should never know, trust me."

Thanks.

I don't think I want to know about anything else on your disgusting thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those.

Glass slipper I don't know, but I believe the Alabama Hot Pocket basically involves shitting in someone's foof

Dude...don't post those definitions here...so uncool!"

I'm performing a public service so that others don't have to cause undue distress to their browsing histories

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

Urban dictionary said it’s often followed by a Panamanian Petting zoo

I hesitate to ask what that is

Google, I dare you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

Urban dictionary said it’s often followed by a Panamanian Petting zoo

I hesitate to ask what that is

Google, I dare you

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Everyone wants to know what a blue waffle is surely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone wants to know what a blue waffle is surely?

Fuck no. Literally nobody needs to see that shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kentucky Klondike Bar sounds pretty gross

Urban dictionary said it’s often followed by a Panamanian Petting zoo

I hesitate to ask what that is

Google, I dare you

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oh just gagged in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those.

Glass slipper is the perfect fitting penis for the pussy, just like Cinderella's glass heels

The other one you should never know, trust me."

Wouldn't the pussy be the glass slipper and the penis the foot?

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

Humans are so disgusting

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By *ichydeeeMan over a year ago

Leeds

Screaming seagull for me

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Screaming seagull for me"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Screaming seagull for me"

Why not just go the whole hog and sandpaper your bell end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve stopped reading thread and doing some knitting...it’s safer..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those.

Glass slipper is the perfect fitting penis for the pussy, just like Cinderella's glass heels

The other one you should never know, trust me.

Wouldn't the pussy be the glass slipper and the penis the foot?"

Hey don't take it up with me, I didn't come up with the expression

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*must not google anything on this thread!!!

Nope

Babs save yourself remember the last time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

Great, something else to Google

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just learned what a glass slipper is

Any others you have recently learned? No Alabama hot pockets please

I don't know either of those.

Glass slipper is the perfect fitting penis for the pussy, just like Cinderella's glass heels

The other one you should never know, trust me.

Wouldn't the pussy be the glass slipper and the penis the foot?

Hey don't take it up with me, I didn't come up with the expression

I've worked it out. It's not about the anatomy, it's them fitting together that makes them the glass slipper sex term.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Dirty Sanchez

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Everyone wants to know what a blue waffle is surely?

Seriously... DO NOT google this.... seriously!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Space docking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aww I like the glass slipper one. Cute."

"and they lived happily ever after"

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