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By *ohn and Kerry OP Couple over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Strewth!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"[clothes Removed by poster because it's 50 degrees plus at the moment at 29/01/19 17:26:14]"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bruce & Sheila?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Angry croc removed by poster at 29/01/19 17:26:19]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch out for crocodiles........nah, sharks are all the crocodiles

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By *tace 309TV/TS over a year ago

durham

My boomerang won't come back

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Google "come to Australia". It's a comedy song, should find it on YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Tip removed by poster at 29/01/19 17:26:14]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t measure your cock against a didgeridoo. It’s much longer than a sky remote.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don’t measure your cock against a didgeridoo. It’s much longer than a sky remote."

Nor a stick on the ground. It might be a snake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Racists

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Racists

Yeah, they're a hazard in Australia too.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bluebottles in Australia are not to be trifles with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boomerang won't come back "

You were sold a stick.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bluebottles in Australia are not to be trifles with. "

Trifled!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Racists

Yeah, they're a hazard in Australia too. "

We like to think of ourselves as liberals...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[Angry croc removed by poster at 29/01/19 17:26:19]"

Nah, the crocodiles eat all the sharks Castlemaine advert

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpYNMQX41Gs

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Drop bears. Serious business. Much worse than crocs.

Also, Vegemite is normally eaten with a tablespoon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check ya footwear before you put them on.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Have an ‘Aussie kiss’

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Check ya footwear before you put them on.

And don't stick anything not protected where you can't see it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have an ‘Aussie kiss’"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wheres mick when you need him............

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Check ya footwear before you put them on.

And under the loo seat before you sit down.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have an ‘Aussie kiss’

Thank you."

starts from down under right .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t take a crap behind a termite mound....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wheres mick when you need him............"

On walk-about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wheres mick when you need him............"

Be careful you don't end up with Mick Taylor, that'd be a bad day at the creek.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Don’t take a crap behind a termite mound...."

Nice to read you again!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Slip slap slop

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Slip slap slop"

Slip slop slap wrap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a sign says no thongs allowed.. it’s not what you think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t trust the islanders

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By *etite HandfulWoman over a year ago

Chester

"When a sign says no thongs allowed.. it’s not what you think. "

I would think no flip-flops because thats what they are called there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't try any foreplay more involved than "roll over Sheila" otherwise your partner will think you have had too much sun.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't try any foreplay more involved than "roll over Sheila" otherwise your partner will think you have had too much sun."

I think root shaming is frowned upon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't try any foreplay more involved than "roll over Sheila" otherwise your partner will think you have had too much sun.

I think root shaming is frowned upon. "

Oops, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kevin bloody Wilson

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"[clothes Removed by poster because it's 50 degrees plus at the moment at 29/01/19 17:26:14]"

shut it.... my dad just called me... its currently minus 15 in chicago... and thats the high temp for the day...

tomorrow... suppose to be colder than freaking antartica!!! and i wish i was kidding...

my old university.. michigan state have cancelled classes due to cold weather for the 1st time in 25 yrs..... they never cancel!!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"[clothes Removed by poster because it's 50 degrees plus at the moment at 29/01/19 17:26:14]

shut it.... my dad just called me... its currently minus 15 in chicago... and thats the high temp for the day...

tomorrow... suppose to be colder than freaking antartica!!! and i wish i was kidding...

my old university.. michigan state have cancelled classes due to cold weather for the 1st time in 25 yrs..... they never cancel!!"

Feels that cold in Somerset at the mo.

I don't miss Oz at this time of year. Waaaaaaaay to hot. Anything over 30 and I'll set up camp anywhere with good air con.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see my old home of Adelaide had a record temp of 47.7 a few days ago, the ground must be even browner than when i was there if that's possible

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