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"A post for everyone with PMT or just general anger management issues. Person above I would like to pan your head in with a.... Go!" An inflatable flamingo. A | |||
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"A decaying cucumber" A large piece of cheddar. | |||
"[Removed by poster at 29/01/19 17:01:26]" a feather boa | |||
"A decaying cucumber A large piece of cheddar." A tickling stick | |||
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"Shopping trolley, I have shopping trolley issues with pmt......I deleted post as it said shoooing trolleys...made me laugh "Oooh, a retractable biro. | |||
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"Mallet’s mallet - or a normal one if I couldn’t get hold of that "blimey you suffer bad...lol..x | |||
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"Mallet’s mallet - or a normal one if I couldn’t get hold of that blimey you suffer bad...lol..x "Today yes ha ha x | |||
"Mallet’s mallet - or a normal one if I couldn’t get hold of that "Haha, boink! | |||
"A blow up willy "that was meant for fever tree...lol... | |||
"Mallet’s mallet - or a normal one if I couldn’t get hold of that
Haha, boink!"I can still remember the words to it x always wanted to go on it ha ha x | |||
"A decaying cucumber" Haven't you chucked that cucumber away yet | |||
"A blow up willy that was meant for fever tree...lol..." | |||
"A blow up willy that was meant for fever tree...lol... "An angry mallard duck. | |||
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"And I’ve only just realised it’s a person above thread - I thought it was in general - apologies - soft version only! xx "That's ok, I'd probably enjoy a hard one today (pardon!) | |||
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"And I’ve only just realised it’s a person above thread - I thought it was in general - apologies - soft version only! xx
That's ok, I'd probably enjoy a hard one today (pardon!)"Oo er missus. *checks trousers...* | |||
"Sausage" With or without the herbs  | |||
"Sausage With or without the herbs "A side of smoked salmon. | |||
"Sausage With or without the herbs
A side of smoked salmon."Oak smoked, of course. | |||
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"A frozen bagutte" Ouch! A length of salami. | |||
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"My boobs " A garden gnome | |||
"My boobs A garden gnome" A sock full of wet sand | |||
"My boobs A garden gnome A sock full of wet sand" A cows uterus | |||
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"A fish finger" Frozen! Obviously? | |||
"A fish finger Frozen! Obviously? "A satchel | |||
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"A stuffed badger" A live emu | |||
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"Finger" A KitKat multipack. | |||
"Finger A KitKat multipack." Can do you a 2finger bar | |||
"Finger A KitKat multipack." Box of Magnums | |||
"A fish finger Frozen! Obviously? "Nah, cooked is more fun, or defrosted | |||
"Finger A KitKat multipack. Box of Magnums" A frying pan. A rolling pin. A cricket bat. Who am I kidding? I just want to hibernate with my blanket and my wheat bag..  | |||
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"Viking axe." A Tennis racket | |||
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"Wet sock" A Toblerone,large. | |||
"Wet sock A Toblerone,large." A steak and kidney pie, with gravy | |||
"Wet sock A Toblerone,large. A steak and kidney pie, with gravy "Messy, but tasty. A Henry Hoover | |||
