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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(Very tongue in cheek)
Discreet- Married
Only meet daytimes-Married
Can lick all night-no imagination
Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate
Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin
No glove no love-sensible
Professional-got a job
Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.
I work out-vain
Anyone’s you can think of xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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discrete professhunal - Heard someone mention it in a club and thinks "Hell yea! That's us"
Not here to fuck the site - I love the thrill of the chase so come and convince me to meet  |
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"(Very tongue in cheek)
Discreet- Married
Only meet daytimes-Married
Can lick all night-no imagination
Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate
Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin
No glove no love-sensible
Professional-got a job
Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.
I work out-vain
Anyone’s you can think of xx
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Love it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Very tongue in cheek)
Discreet- Married
Only meet daytimes-Married
Can lick all night-no imagination
Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate
Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin
No glove no love-sensible
Professional-got a job
Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.
I work out-vain
Anyone’s you can think of xx
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Brilliant more or less first impressions ... made me laugh  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Single men we'll find you if we want you" - once we've given up on finding a single bi fem or a couple after messaging every single one within a 500 mile radius and being turned down we'll realise you're all we can get, so will forgo our swinging snobbery and realise you're actually not that bad....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Single men we'll find you if we want you" - once we've given up on finding a single bi fem or a couple after messaging every single one within a 500 mile radius and being turned down we'll realise you're all we can get, so will forgo our swinging snobbery and realise you're actually not that bad....
A"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"420 friendly - has possibly appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show."
Clean - has a wash almost every time they take a new photo
Can't/not-paying-to change user name - regrets calling themselves spunkbucket69
Notice to Australian University - seen it on someone else's profile and thought it would be easier to use rather than having to think of actual meaningful text
Udates status to "some real attention seekers on here" - becomes an attention seeker by updating status
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"420 friendly - has possibly appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Clean - has a wash almost every time they take a new photo
Can't/not-paying-to change user name - regrets calling themselves spunkbucket69
Notice to Australian University - seen it on someone else's profile and thought it would be easier to use rather than having to think of actual meaningful text
Udates status to "some real attention seekers on here" - becomes an attention seeker by updating status
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never had any complaints = never actually stayed around long enough afterwards to hear any.
Up for a quick meet after 5 = told misses I'm going for fuel after work |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Happy to meet for a social in a public place.... on top of the a391 bridge. (other suggestions may or may not include meeting in a car at the arse end of nowhere or walking in isolated woods etc) And yes, I actually had this bridge suggested for a social meet. True story lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ones I do like are the verifications they copied and pasted and put on their profile saying they have now left. Really?????"
Ooh maybe I should try that  |
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"(Very tongue in cheek)
Discreet- Married
Only meet daytimes-Married
Can lick all night-no imagination
Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate
Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin
No glove no love-sensible
Professional-got a job
Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.
I work out-vain
Anyone’s you can think of xx
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Brilliant |
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Will fill in later - lazy
Just ask - lazy
Don't know what to say here - lazy
Under construction - probably lazy, especially when it's been 'under construction' for a year
No point in writing anything as no-one reads it anyway - possibly true, but probably lazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Very tongue in cheek)
Discreet- Married
Only meet daytimes-Married
Can lick all night-no imagination
Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate
Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin
No glove no love-sensible
Professional-got a job
Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.
I work out-vain
Anyone’s you can think of xx
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Notice the 100% no glove no love = sensible there instead of "will 100% bareback if given the opertunity"
What do you think wed see on the ops profile if we looked off that list eh?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Single men we'll find you if we want you" - once we've given up on finding a single bi fem or a couple after messaging every single one within a 500 mile radius and being turned down we'll realise you're all we can get, so will forgo our swinging snobbery and realise you're actually not that bad....
A"
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"Been here before..... Years with no verifications and trying again"
As well as finally realised that their old profile name
hardsmashingyourcuntbarebacklad
wasn't gaining much success, so trying now with
barebackcuntdriller
Apologies if anyone with those profile names is on  |
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Share a house with mates -
it's wife and kids (sometimes this is the reality)
Fill this in later:
You'll get a similar level of interest in your needs, should you decide to meet
Told attractive:
By nans and aunties
Average build:
Makes little effort to retain fitness and body aesthetics
Will fuck for hours:
A warning, as you'll get bored |
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Not racist but.. = we're racist
We're a couple very much in love = we can barely stand to be in the same room as each other.
Not looking to shag our way through the site = we're not slappers like the rest of you filthy bastards.
(on a couples profile) wife not playing at the moment = I don't have a wife.
Able to accomodate at my luxury apartment = I have a bedsit above a chip shop
Really like the curvier girl = I think fat girls are easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'turned up on time' as a veri screams 'disappointing as hell, avoid!' to me."
Hahaha I always think that too. I wouldn’t even show one if that’s what it said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking vvwe guy to fuck wife - my life is hell and she calls me wee dick all the time.
Looking vvwe guy to fuck me while my husband watches - i married the wrong man but i want to punish him for that as i can't take responsibility for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here for a good time - so far I've had a bad time. I've 837 messages still to read, so 837 dicks to look at, 900 winks to reply to and my eyes already flipping started twitching. Please someone just clear out my inbox for me and ride me like a pony!
Just looking - I try to out the lazy guys who think I'm not worth the effort, but I end up repelling the guys who still try to engage me by not putting in any effort, and I lose the guys I have an interest in because they want more than to just look. So I'm just perving, in ninja lurker mode
Looking fun - I'm too lazy to write any sort of description or bio about myself, but I'm happy to try whatever your thing is as long as you can talk me into it first as I'll act shy the whole time we talk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Single men we'll find you if we want you" - once we've given up on finding a single bi fem or a couple after messaging every single one within a 500 mile radius and being turned down we'll realise you're all we can get, so will forgo our swinging snobbery and realise you're actually not that bad....
A"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Very tongue in cheek)
Discreet- Married
Only meet daytimes-Married
Can lick all night-no imagination
Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate
Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin
No glove no love-sensible
Professional-got a job
Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.
I work out-vain
Anyone’s you can think of xx
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Absolutely love this lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that "
You mean youre not booked up for at least a month in advance!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that
You mean youre not booked up for at least a month in advance!? "
I will check my diary and come back to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just playing devils advocate here.
1. Could mean respectful of others privacy?
2. Could work nights?
3. Can't argue with that
4. Maybe looks come second (to a point)
5. Can't say anything about that
6. Health conscious?
7. Again, privacy and a right to it?
8. Definitely
sorry just being the boring one in the room |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just playing devils advocate here.
1. Could mean respectful of others privacy?
2. Could work nights?
3. Can't argue with that
4. Maybe looks come second (to a point)
5. Can't say anything about that
6. Health conscious?
7. Again, privacy and a right to it?
8. Definitely
sorry just being the boring one in the room "
I'm not talking to you again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that "
. good one. you've invented a great new word 'fuckery' . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just playing devils advocate here.
1. Could mean respectful of others privacy?
2. Could work nights?
3. Can't argue with that
4. Maybe looks come second (to a point)
5. Can't say anything about that
6. Health conscious?
7. Again, privacy and a right to it?
8. Definitely
sorry just being the boring one in the room
I'm not talking to you again "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that . good one. you've invented a great new word 'fuckery' . "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Very tongue in cheek)
Discreet- Married
Only meet daytimes-Married
Can lick all night-no imagination
Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate
Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin
No glove no love-sensible
Professional-got a job
Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.
I work out-vain
Anyone’s you can think of xx
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Hilarious thread OP |
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"(Very tongue in cheek)
Discreet- Married
Only meet daytimes-Married
Can lick all night-no imagination
Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate
Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin
No glove no love-sensible
Professional-got a job
Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.
I work out-vain
Anyone’s you can think of xx
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Straight (Fab gay) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile says: "I'm looking for a regular fun, it's best if you get to know someone and find out what makes them tick, regular meets mean better sex etc.."
Status says: "Anyone free now? So horny!" |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Can't accommodate - still lives with his mum (he's 46 "
I am 37 and still live with mum and dad!!!!!
But then I don’t accommodate and mainly meet in clubs and that fulfils my sexual wants and needs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only meeting at clubs -
I’ll chat and invite 50 guys to the club I’m attending... I’ll chat with them and make them all feel special and comfortable prior to the club visit...
After they have paid their entrance fees and membership fee....my job is done... I will ignore them all night...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't meet single guys..read verifications mostly single guys...guess they didn't find what they were looking for and had to make do!
Meet post seeking a male explicitly stating this..message them...have blocked all people of your sex. Maybe they found what they were looking for! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Address given like..
person from the far side of the moon.
Person from out of a rats arse.
Couple from what's it to do with you?
Person from if you can't guess I won't tell you.
All designed to make a man feel like you might just be a pisstaker, at least keep it real even if you don't live there!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Curious male" on profile - yet over half a doz 'veris' from males..how *'*#+"** curious are you !!!
This one made me weak!
Not interested in meeting guys 100% straight - looking for TV's tho"
And only show verification from 1 woman. 20 men veris and 5 TVs are hidden  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps someone could point out who my wife is then, because I can only meet daytimes but am most definitely single - just that I have custody of my young son so can only meet whilst he's at school |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi. How are you? We spoke before."
"Did we? Remind me."
"We were meant to meet but we didn't."
"I think you have a wrong person. If I talk about meeting and arrange it, then I meet. Now try to fool someone else" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not looking for pushy people....
Looking to take things slow.....
I’m looking to collect as many pics and videos of you as I can , then have cyber sex and never meet in person.... |
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