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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had to come to work today wearing a bra that doesn't match my knickers
I feel all wrong!
take the knickers off problem solved"
It's way too cold, my bits would freeze  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People pushing the trolley in front of you in supermarkets stopping suddenly to then just stand still for ages grrr"
I just sign and tut really, really loudly when they do this, they normally get the message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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volume being set on an odd number
crumbs left on a bread board
pots left in a sink
unmade beds
cars missing an odd wheeltrim
people with a full trolley at a basket only till
people who don't pick their dogs shite up
carol vorderman
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if my car looks dirty .. as its lovely and i need to look after it better , lol  "
me too but not cause car is lovely i just don't wanna get mucky tits when i'm bent over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That California ad..“People have a lot of misconceptions about California, but none of them are really true.”
yeah we know.You used the word misconceptions.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People who say "could of" instead of "could have" grrrr.
People who spit (wtf)
People who leave one biscuit left in the packet and put if back in the cupboard......just eat the bloody thing!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ohh......whatever! grrrrrrrrrr i hate people who say that, all whatever means is im to thick to think of a proper come back for this argument im loosing anyway  |
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"People pushing the trolley in front of you in supermarkets stopping suddenly to then just stand still for ages grrr
I just sign and tut really, really loudly when they do this, they normally get the message."
Or you could nicely say "Excuse me" MOVE YOUR FKN TROLLEY!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People pushing the trolley in front of you in supermarkets stopping suddenly to then just stand still for ages grrr
I just sign and tut really, really loudly when they do this, they normally get the message.
Or you could nicely say "Excuse me" MOVE YOUR FKN TROLLEY!!!
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I'm far too ladylike to use such language |
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"People pushing the trolley in front of you in supermarkets stopping suddenly to then just stand still for ages grrr
I just sign and tut really, really loudly when they do this, they normally get the message.
Or you could nicely say "Excuse me" MOVE YOUR FKN TROLLEY!!!
I'm far too ladylike to use such language "
I wouldnt either...
The people that frequent the ASDA we use would likely turn round and batter me!!! lol |
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"volume being set on an odd number
crumbs left on a bread board
pots left in a sink
unmade beds
cars missing an odd wheeltrim
people with a full trolley at a basket only till
people who don't pick their dogs shite up
carol vorderman
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Lol think you have a touch of OCD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"volume being set on an odd number
crumbs left on a bread board
pots left in a sink
unmade beds
cars missing an odd wheeltrim
people with a full trolley at a basket only till
people who don't pick their dogs shite up
carol vorderman
Lol think you have a touch of OCD"
i am on the highwire between sanity and insanity most days |
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"People pushing the trolley in front of you in supermarkets stopping suddenly to then just stand still for ages grrr
I just sign and tut really, really loudly when they do this, they normally get the message.
Or you could nicely say "Excuse me" MOVE YOUR FKN TROLLEY!!!
I'm far too ladylike to use such language "
Toss your knickers at them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People pushing the trolley in front of you in supermarkets stopping suddenly to then just stand still for ages grrr
I just sign and tut really, really loudly when they do this, they normally get the message.
Or you could nicely say "Excuse me" MOVE YOUR FKN TROLLEY!!!
I'm far too ladylike to use such language
Toss your knickers at them. "
That got me banned from Sainsburys |
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"People pushing the trolley in front of you in supermarkets stopping suddenly to then just stand still for ages grrr
I just sign and tut really, really loudly when they do this, they normally get the message.
Or you could nicely say "Excuse me" MOVE YOUR FKN TROLLEY!!!
I'm far too ladylike to use such language
Toss your knickers at them.
That got me banned from Sainsburys "
Note to self.......call in Morrisons when in Coventry |
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Women who smoke and/or drink while pregnant. People smoking around children. People crowding the door of the bus and not letting the people off (always make a point of huffing and puffing, muttering about Britain being built on queues and calling them vultures and suchlike) people who can't walk in a straight line. Rude old people who moan about the youth of today, old people are the rudest people I've ever met. Being late, spelling being bad (especially mine) where,we're,were,their,there,they're being used in wrong context. People who pick up dog shit in the little bag and leave it on the floor, Wtf????? Hate lol. People always going on about how much they earn/spend. Shallow people,liars, people who make assumptions before knowing the facts. Sweaty people. Women who have designer this and that or smoke, nails done hair extensions etc with a baby in the pram in cold weather without a blanket......the list is endless. God.....feel like i need to have a rant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who spit on the floor.
Parents swearing badly in front of their kids.
Parents blowing smoke in kids' faces.
Mothers who push their prams out into the road without looking for traffic.
Chavvy young kids in baseball caps who pretend they are from Jamaica.
Daily Mail/Clarkson types who come on the forums talking shite.
David Cameron
Carlos Tevez
People who work in roles dealing with the public who never say please, thank you or smile.
Dickhead tradesmen who dont turn up on time.
The guy who rings me every day to ask about PPI/accident claims.
....people who moan too much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women who smoke and/or drink while pregnant. People smoking around children. People crowding the door of the bus and not letting the people off (always make a point of huffing and puffing, muttering about Britain being built on queues and calling them vultures and suchlike) people who can't walk in a straight line. Rude old people who moan about the youth of today, old people are the rudest people I've ever met. Being late, spelling being bad (especially mine) where,we're,were,their,there,they're being used in wrong context. People who pick up dog shit in the little bag and leave it on the floor, Wtf????? Hate lol. People always going on about how much they earn/spend. Shallow people,liars, people who make assumptions before knowing the facts. Sweaty people. Women who have designer this and that or smoke, nails done hair extensions etc with a baby in the pram in cold weather without a blanket......the list is endless. God.....feel like i need to have a rant. "
Do you feel better now you've got that off your chest?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't let other people do the washing up in my house...... they never do it right and I have to do it all again after they have gone.
Freak!
I would pay someone to do mine."
Nooo, other people never rinse the suds off! |
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"I can't let other people do the washing up in my house...... they never do it right and I have to do it all again after they have gone.
Freak!
I would pay someone to do mine."
Ahhh but will they make sure their nail varnish coordinates with the colour of the washing up liquid |
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"Women who smoke and/or drink while pregnant. People smoking around children. People crowding the door of the bus and not letting the people off (always make a point of huffing and puffing, muttering about Britain being built on queues and calling them vultures and suchlike) people who can't walk in a straight line. Rude old people who moan about the youth of today, old people are the rudest people I've ever met. Being late, spelling being bad (especially mine) where,we're,were,their,there,they're being used in wrong context. People who pick up dog shit in the little bag and leave it on the floor, Wtf????? Hate lol. People always going on about how much they earn/spend. Shallow people,liars, people who make assumptions before knowing the facts. Sweaty people. Women who have designer this and that or smoke, nails done hair extensions etc with a baby in the pram in cold weather without a blanket......the list is endless. God.....feel like i need to have a rant.
Do you feel better now you've got that off your chest? "
slightly. Could go on and on! Not even started on my kids/ex/being a single mum/daily mail/politicians/religion/men........haha I'm on my period.........ignore me x |
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"I can't let other people do the washing up in my house...... they never do it right and I have to do it all again after they have gone.
Freak!
I would pay someone to do mine.
Ahhh but will they make sure their nail varnish coordinates with the colour of the washing up liquid "
Don't go there again FFG. Ive just shrugged off the nausea from our previous nail varnish chat.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mismatched pegs on a washing line!!! 
Yay sum1 else has this
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that makes three of us....and not hanging the washing correctly (think that might have been one of the reasons I got divorced, well would have been if the Solicitor had let me lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having to stop reading on an odd numbered page because phone rings or you have to do something else (it has to be an even).
People leaving empty glasses/plates in the living room when they are going out to the kitchen and say "I'll take that out in a bit". You're headed there NOW anyway!!!!!!!!!
Shop assistants that carry on talking to their colleagues about their night ahead as they are ringing up your shopping.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mums bitching in the school playground after school lol hate it.
slow drivers, fast drivers, people that smack when they eat, people that pick there nose and eat it
people who think they are gods gift
people pushing in the ques at the supermarket
dog shit on the paths
lazy people
could go on loads but hey ho im in a good mood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of the above
To name a few mine are:
Holding the door for someone and they don't even say thank you..grrr
Init, ain'it, whatever, the list is endless
Men leaving the seat up in my toilet
and my top hate.....leaving your socks on during sex!! eewwwww  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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* People slamming doors
* People littering
* People not making space for others on public transport
and I bet some people are annoyed with my bullet points haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who drive in the middle lanes of motorways doing a 'steady 70'
I turn green and develop instant road rage at this! It's my pet hate
Grrrr it makes me angry just typing this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and he he he he
I expect that from the little girl giggling as she eats the porridge from the bowls of the 3 bears
not a fucking adult "
The devil in me made me do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who drive in the middle lanes of motorways doing a 'steady 70'
I turn green and develop instant road rage at this! It's my pet hate
Grrrr it makes me angry just typing this!"
I dislike the people who sit on your tail when pootling along in the middle lane doing 69mph,  ...only kidding. |
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Ok, my biggest one ever and i can hardly bring myself to type the word, people who say telly instead of television, it drives me insane and i have to put up with it everyday because presenters even say it. I want to throttle people that say it and i bet most people on here say it as it seems most people do |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"People who say, 'off of' instead of 'from', Scott Mills does this and when he says it I find myself irrationally shouting, 'ITS FROM!!!' at the radio!! "
+1 That's why I listen to Radio 2 and only have to suffer Moron Mills when the rest of my car school drive - I'm working on them tho' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest, I never care, if I am wearing a black skirt but white top, no way am I wearing white knickers to match the bra in case my skirt is see through |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"and he he he he
I expect that from the little girl giggling as she eats the porridge from the bowls of the 3 bears
not a fucking adult
The devil in me made me do it "
 did you enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People pushing the trolley in front of you in supermarkets stopping suddenly to then just stand still for ages grrr"
oh bloody hell fire! Doesn't that just make yer wanna pull out a spiked baseball bat!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shop assistants that carry on talking to their colleagues about their night ahead as they are ringing up your shopping.
Ohhhh I hate that with a passion to...."
Or the shop assistant that is going slow as she is about to clock off, which then made me miss my bus and had to stand in the freezing cold for 45 mins for the next one so I complained to Asda and they gave me a £5 voucher |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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waiting to go thro the XRay scanner at the airport, people Q'ing and then waiting till the last minute before taking their coat off, finding their boarding pass, their belt and shoes off....
they have just passed 100 signs in the bloody Q management |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being called babe by someone I haven't even met yet and even when we have met, I still don't like it, to me its a term of endearment for couples in love  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"people who pile their plates at a buffet with no intention of eating it all......
actually, I hate buffets
except 1 Chinese one with great spare ribs"
Thats 1 of my pet hates as well , I would much rather take a little bit at a time and go back lots then pile it up.
Mind when living in Hong Kong think seeing who could get the most salad in the bowl at pizza hut was a sporting event |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and he he he he
I expect that from the little girl giggling as she eats the porridge from the bowls of the 3 bears
not a fucking adult
The devil in me made me do it
did you enjoy"
Yes thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who drive in the middle lanes of motorways doing a 'steady 70'
I turn green and develop instant road rage at this! It's my pet hate
Grrrr it makes me angry just typing this!
I dislike the people who sit on your tail when pootling along in the middle lane doing 69mph, ...only kidding."
That wouldn't be me pal ... i'd have undertaken you and gone past doing a steady 71mph with a raised middle finger!
I know I shouldnt as its not nice but it infuriates me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who drive in the middle lanes of motorways doing a 'steady 70'
I turn green and develop instant road rage at this! It's my pet hate
Grrrr it makes me angry just typing this!
I dislike the people who sit on your tail when pootling along in the middle lane doing 69mph, ...only kidding.
That wouldn't be me pal ... i'd have undertaken you and gone past doing a steady 71mph with a raised middle finger!
I know I shouldnt as its not nice but it infuriates me!!"
I do that along with a few choice words |
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People that spit.
People that go shopping in thier P.J's.
People who over take and then pull in infront of you and go slow.
People who stand in the middle of a pavement to chat with no concideration. for others trying to get passed.
People on mobile phones, while trying to be served at a counter(put the phone down til after youve been served)
Oh and can't put a book down unless it at the end of a chapter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who smoke and/or drink while pregnant. People smoking around children. People crowding the door of the bus and not letting the people off (always make a point of huffing and puffing, muttering about Britain being built on queues and calling them vultures and suchlike) people who can't walk in a straight line. Rude old people who moan about the youth of today, old people are the rudest people I've ever met. Being late, spelling being bad (especially mine) where,we're,were,their,there,they're being used in wrong context. People who pick up dog shit in the little bag and leave it on the floor, Wtf????? Hate lol. People always going on about how much they earn/spend. Shallow people,liars, people who make assumptions before knowing the facts. Sweaty people. Women who have designer this and that or smoke, nails done hair extensions etc with a baby in the pram in cold weather without a blanket......the list is endless. God.....feel like i need to have a rant. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who spit on the floor.
Parents swearing badly in front of their kids.
Parents blowing smoke in kids' faces.
Mothers who push their prams out into the road without looking for traffic.
Chavvy young kids in baseball caps who pretend they are from Jamaica.
Daily Mail/Clarkson types who come on the forums talking shite.
David Cameron
Carlos Tevez
People who work in roles dealing with the public who never say please, thank you or smile.
Dickhead tradesmen who dont turn up on time.
The guy who rings me every day to ask about PPI/accident claims.
....people who moan too much "
(Parents swearing badly in front of their kids.)
Whilst on Holiday, a couple of years back. Whilst sat enjoying Sunday lunch, a family sat opposite us, with three children, who may I add were playing rather quietly and not what I would of seen as disruptive, till the mother piped up..."Do you know what day it is?..Its FUCKING Fathers Day!"
Of course we had a face which resembled this ....it has since become a long standing joke....if we're ever out and see "Waynetta Mums"...its usually the look and "do you know what day it is?"
I am in agreement with the toilet roll, facing the wall and would have to say drivers that don't thank you for letting them in or out or any bloody where!
I have included a link, for those not familiar with the charming Waynetta Slob :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfB6M1CRr4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, my biggest one ever and i can hardly bring myself to type the word, people who say telly instead of television, it drives me insane and i have to put up with it everyday because presenters even say it. I want to throttle people that say it and i bet most people on here say it as it seems most people do"
I am the same with the word "Television"
I mean what is wrong with "Cathode Ray Oscilliscope"? |
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"some of you lot need to chill out...
life's too short to get angry about shit that means nothing or folk who do this and do that..
fuck it, just relax..."
There are lots of angry people on here....
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I see teen boys with their jeans pulled down so far so that you can see their boxers, i just want to pull them up and say, 'there, better', or tell them that it originates from American jail gang culture and signifies availablity for sex with other men lol |
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"When I see teen boys with their jeans pulled down so far so that you can see their boxers, i just want to pull them up and say, 'there, better', or tell them that it originates from American jail gang culture and signifies availablity for sex with other men lol "
Which isn't true, which maybe you already knew.
Google "snopes saggy pants" |
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"When I see teen boys with their jeans pulled down so far so that you can see their boxers, i just want to pull them up and say, 'there, better', or tell them that it originates from American jail gang culture and signifies availablity for sex with other men lol "
oh I just wanna go yank them up and give them a belt to keep them up |
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"When I see teen boys with their jeans pulled down so far so that you can see their boxers, i just want to pull them up and say, 'there, better', or tell them that it originates from American jail gang culture and signifies availablity for sex with other men lol "
Started in prison but nothing to do with availability for sex..... |
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People who look down their noses in disgust when swinging or porn is mentioned sometimes even sex. It's a persons choice how they lead their life some of these people are so up tight they could do with a good fc*k |
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By (user no longer on site)
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my teen daughter useing a loo roll per sitting so to say..inconsiderate mums with the old styl dubble buggy,you no the sord them that take up the whole isle,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who leave one biscuit left in the packet and put if back in the cupboard......just eat the bloody thing!
ur lucky our kids just put the empty pack back in the cupboard. grrrrrrrr |
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People who take one off the escalator then stand stock still to discuss where to turn...
People who leave the lid up ad well as the seat on the loo...
And todays rant of the day for me: I mention in passing that my best mate is a lesbian and guys are convinced they're in for a threesome! With a straight woman! And a lesbian ( who wouldn't touch a man with a bargepole )! And how often do men think "oh, I'll just give my best friend a blow job purely to please this random woman who's asked me what my plans are this weekend" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my teen daughter useing a loo roll per sitting so to say..inconsiderate mums with the old styl dubble buggy,you no the sord them that take up the whole isle,,"
Women and their oversized pushchairs. Years ago they used to leave them outside the shop, only now there so paranoid, thinking everyone wants to steal their precious sprodgen. |
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