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over a year ago
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?"
Hahaha!... saves on toilet paper I spose?... |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour "
Mines the same, but usually while I’m socialising with them. Too late for a shower! |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?"
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex? |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex? "
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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On the day of a meet I'm usually fine - know what I need to do and just get it done.
In the days leading up to a meet though I have had razor rash and on one occasion I'd rather forget I decided to run the trimmer (that had worked perfectly well on my pubes above my cock) over my balls - never ever again!! Got skin caught in the blades and it hurt like buggery!! |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?"
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I get very nervous. I pray the chap is chatty, i then wonder to myself what if he’s not chatty? What can i talk about? Then i start getting a bit panicky thinking it’s going to be awkward because i KNOW i’m not chatty and it would definately get awkward. Then my tummy gets nervous and i constantly feel like i might need the loo. Then i get a bit flappy and hot.
Then i think about cancelling.
Then i pull myself together and get out the car before i can change my mind.
Everything usually turns out ok. |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower "
It is a fair comment. I can see the point too, but it would be an embuggerance if you had left the house and got caught short! |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower
It is a fair comment. I can see the point too, but it would be an embuggerance if you had left the house and got caught short!"
Oh god, I would honestly need to cancel if that happened ! I'm aware that I'm too fanatical about being clean though, it drives C nuts! |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?"
Do you not shower after a shit, before you have sex? |
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"I always misjudge getting ready time and run late."
We've never not showed up for a meet but we've never been on time for one. Even when we meet at home, P has never been able to answer the door to a meet as she's always still getting ready upstairs. |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower
It is a fair comment. I can see the point too, but it would be an embuggerance if you had left the house and got caught short!
Oh god, I would honestly need to cancel if that happened ! I'm aware that I'm too fanatical about being clean though, it drives C nuts!"
Just say you're off for a freshen up on arrival and dive into the shower ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower "
Some people sweat when they have a shit ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower
It is a fair comment. I can see the point too, but it would be an embuggerance if you had left the house and got caught short!"
I don't mind waiting for a man to evacuate his bowels. As long as he showers after, and washes his butt hole ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"I get very nervous. I pray the chap is chatty, i then wonder to myself what if he’s not chatty? What can i talk about? Then i start getting a bit panicky thinking it’s going to be awkward because i KNOW i’m not chatty and it would definately get awkward. Then my tummy gets nervous and i constantly feel like i might need the loo. Then i get a bit flappy and hot.
Then i think about cancelling.
Then i pull myself together and get out the car before i can change my mind.
Everything usually turns out ok."
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"I get very nervous. I pray the chap is chatty, i then wonder to myself what if he’s not chatty? What can i talk about? Then i start getting a bit panicky thinking it’s going to be awkward because i KNOW i’m not chatty and it would definately get awkward. Then my tummy gets nervous and i constantly feel like i might need the loo. Then i get a bit flappy and hot.
Then i think about cancelling.
Then i pull myself together and get out the car before i can change my mind.
Everything usually turns out ok."
Sounds exactly like me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honestly? This is doing me no favours but..
I often get a bit of anxiety about whether I'm going to be good enough for them. Sometimes it plays on my mind to the point it plays havoc with my hard on.
It's really very silly, I'm just an over thinker and I can't help it. I've figured out the solution, put it into practice and it works like it should do again.
I still get nervous, but it's the good kind again.
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The worst was having an allergic reaction to the new wax my lady had just started using.
36hrs slapping Sudocreme on me fanny & praying I wouldn't spend my birthday looking like I had a case of something nasty!
My prayers were answered |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
Cant go on a meet if i havent got a clean butt hole . My mind wouldnt be with it if shes in between my legs sucking my cock n licking my balls !! .....another reason is i usually ask them to rim my ass aswel . So i gets a good scrub before any meet !!
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower
It is a fair comment. I can see the point too, but it would be an embuggerance if you had left the house and got caught short!
I don't mind waiting for a man to evacuate his bowels. As long as he showers after, and washes his butt hole "
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower
It is a fair comment. I can see the point too, but it would be an embuggerance if you had left the house and got caught short!
Oh god, I would honestly need to cancel if that happened ! I'm aware that I'm too fanatical about being clean though, it drives C nuts!"
I don't think it's excessive. I always pack a flannel and wet wipes and give myself a wash even if I have a wee before sex. If I got caught and needed a number 2 I definitely would be cleaning off with wet wipes and giving back there at least a wash with a flannel. With things like 69 your butt ends up ever so close to their face! |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Do you not shower after a shit, before you have sex?"
I don't shower after every shit but I do shower before sex. Well I think I did back in the days when I had set.... |
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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago
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"I get very nervous. I pray the chap is chatty, i then wonder to myself what if he’s not chatty? What can i talk about? Then i start getting a bit panicky thinking it’s going to be awkward because i KNOW i’m not chatty and it would definately get awkward. Then my tummy gets nervous and i constantly feel like i might need the loo. Then i get a bit flappy and hot.
Then i think about cancelling.
Then i pull myself together and get out the car before i can change my mind.
Everything usually turns out ok."
Oh this is soooo me! |
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By *ky19Man
over a year ago
Plymouth OYO Hotel |
Jeans buttons split while starting to walk from my car to a meet.
Well, luckily I had a belt back in my car, it'll do for the moment. But when I tightened it up, it snapped! This really happened.
Not knowing what to do, but still determined, I make my way anyway, holding the jeans with one hand in a way that doesn't stand out. But in the panic I forgot my wallet and had to go back for it, then got lost.
I arrived flustered half an hour later. I felt so bad.
I didn't get a second meet. |
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"I get nervous and it swaps between excited nerves and anxious nerves. I talk a lot with nerves and worry I'm going to say something really stupid x"
Nerves on a guy is the worst coz at times we cant get it up !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They cancel.
I remember the guy I was meeting last year, I’d already met him once before he went away for almost 3 weeks with work. The day he came back and was coming over to stay I’d had a poop in my downstairs toilet and it wouldn’t flush, half hour before his eta and it still wouldn’t flush and I’d flushed about 5 times and tried to weigh it down with toilet roll, had to push it down the bend with the brush and then the brush was dirty so had to flush and swill the brush in the toilet. He messaged saying he was 5 mins away, brush was still poopy so wrapped it in an Asda carrier bag and threw it in the forest behind my back garden! |
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"They cancel.
I remember the guy I was meeting last year, I’d already met him once before he went away for almost 3 weeks with work. The day he came back and was coming over to stay I’d had a poop in my downstairs toilet and it wouldn’t flush, half hour before his eta and it still wouldn’t flush and I’d flushed about 5 times and tried to weigh it down with toilet roll, had to push it down the bend with the brush and then the brush was dirty so had to flush and swill the brush in the toilet. He messaged saying he was 5 mins away, brush was still poopy so wrapped it in an Asda carrier bag and threw it in the forest behind my back garden! "
Asda carrier bags are generally full of shit... |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Seems like im the only guys that showers after a shit before a meet . Frightening thought for you ladies surely knowing your doing a 69 nxt to a guy who isnt fresh down there "
Flush able wipes do a great job too. |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
I'm quite adept with andrex, know how to wash my hands and don't anticipate being rimmed. I would consider wet wipes and a freshen up but a shower after having a shit after a shower?
I am a bit obsessive with washing to be fair. I didn't think that was overkill though, I'd appreciate the second shower
Some people sweat when they have a shit "
Surely that means they are trying too hard?
I now got a mental image of someone sat, grunting, eyes screwed closed, teeth gritted, straining, red faced and sweaty, on the toilet.... not a good look lol ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Seems like im the only guys that showers after a shit before a meet . Frightening thought for you ladies surely knowing your doing a 69 nxt to a guy who isnt fresh down there "
I hope you're not!
I'd do the same because I want to feel confident every last nook and cranny is completely squeaky clean, and there's nothing quite like hot running water for ensuring that!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Period- has Mother Nature got a grudge?
It isn't always a deal breaker...
A scene from Carrie and a spotty chin ? Attractive!" Oh there is so many many things that can be done that wouldn't require a dental dam. |
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"Surely that means they are trying too hard?
I now got a mental image of someone sat, grunting, eyes screwed closed, teeth gritted, straining, red faced and sweaty, on the toilet.... not a good look lol "
Have you hidden a camera in my bathroom?!?!? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Wasn't a meet on here but with a girl I knew. We kinda planned to have a naughty evening.
Thought I'd trim and clean up downstairs. Then nipped myself with the fucking razor, whilst on me balls. Stung like a mother fucker. One of those, it won't stop fucking bleeding scenarios. We still met up, but couldn't get upto anything unfortunately. |
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over a year ago
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I did a 24 hour detox once before a meet.... this is just drinking tea and water for 24 hours with no food.
They said I would be fine the next day....
Well unbeknownst to me the effects of this detox last much longer and any liquid you put into your body will come out immediately....
So I meet this couple at a bar and the first sip of my drink makes my stomach turn...
Just imagine me sitting there at the table, not be able to laugh at any of their jokes , breathing very slowly, and praying to God I don’t sneeze.... |
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"I get a rotten spot on my face or minutes before I ladder my stockings. Or the doorbell rings, and it's mot my meet!!! "
With the exception of the doorbell. This . A spot or hole in stockings always plays on my mind. |
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"Wasn't a meet on here but with a girl I knew. We kinda planned to have a naughty evening.
Thought I'd trim and clean up downstairs. Then nipped myself with the fucking razor, whilst on me balls. Stung like a mother fucker. One of those, it won't stop fucking bleeding scenarios. We still met up, but couldn't get upto anything unfortunately. "
Yes i very nearly almost done this the other week and regular plays on my mind when have a pre shave down there ....or in my case my head aswel ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex? "
Glad some are fresh fresh fresh
Ive had some nasty experiences ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
Glad some are fresh fresh fresh
Ive had some nasty experiences "
Ewwww yes I will never forget that convo haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
Surely you would too if you were gonna have sex?
Glad some are fresh fresh fresh
Ive had some nasty experiences
Ewwww yes I will never forget that convo haha "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last one was meeting someone for a drink 1st I put on a lovely white satin top under a long sleeve white t shirt.
Turns out that in bright light you could see my satin underwear.
I got some funny looks lol |
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I was invited to visit a couple the other side of the Pennine. Two hours away. About half an hour away I didn’t feel very well. I was always cutting it tight time wise and hate being late to anything. I just had to pull up at a Subway to visit the facilities. I’d not had anything to eat so had a sandwich and a drink which settled my stomach. I was about 20 late but it turned out to be a lovely meet when I finally got there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last meet so annoying... girlfriend kept Texting.. "When you gonna be in"- "When you gonna be in"...while we were having sex ! "
Is it annoying because she doesn't know your on here or is it annoying because she wasn't there? Lol |
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"Last meet so annoying... girlfriend kept Texting.. "When you gonna be in"- "When you gonna be in"...while we were having sex ! "
And the irony is that you already were |
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"Hold uos that start to roll down..
Suspenders ping.."
Oh god I once had a suspender snap on the way to the train station to go to a club. I had to go into a restaurant to use the toilets to sort it out haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last meet so annoying... girlfriend kept Texting.. "When you gonna be in"- "When you gonna be in"...while we were having sex !
And the irony is that you already were " . ..and yet she was the one who insisted ''its the small things that matter''. ! ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
Mines the same, but usually while I’m socialising with them. Too late for a shower!"
Some like a bit of poo play |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
Mines the same, but usually while I’m socialising with them. Too late for a shower!
Some like a bit of poo play"
Yuk |
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"The guy gets weird or disrespectful.
Ooh yeah, this happens way too much. Ugh. "
This... The guy who seemed perfectly normal and you were looking forward to meeting for coffee suddenly turns into a slavering neanderthal and wants to know if you're going to rock up to Costa in a long coat, thigh high boots and nothing else... Or wonders if you're going to blow him under the table ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"I was invited to visit a couple the other side of the Pennine. Two hours away. About half an hour away I didn’t feel very well. I was always cutting it tight time wise and hate being late to anything. I just had to pull up at a Subway to visit the facilities. I’d not had anything to eat so had a sandwich and a drink which settled my stomach. I was about 20 late but it turned out to be a lovely meet when I finally got there. "
Good story fellow jay......could you tell us what sub you had the suspense is killing me |
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over a year ago
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When my car won’t start and I have to get the lady to push me, while she’s in her high heels and Im shouting out the window ‘Were nearly there love, just another mile to go!’
Good job Devon women have strong thighs |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"When my car won’t start and I have to get the lady to push me, while she’s in her high heels and Im shouting out the window ‘Were nearly there love, just another mile to go!’
Good job Devon women have strong thighs"
I seem to get my period, even if it’s not due. It’s like, I *want* to be a slapper but my body is more of a prude. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"When my car won’t start and I have to get the lady to push me, while she’s in her high heels and Im shouting out the window ‘Were nearly there love, just another mile to go!’
Good job Devon women have strong thighs
I seem to get my period, even if it’s not due. It’s like, I *want* to be a slapper but my body is more of a prude. "
I hate this!! |
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over a year ago
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"When my car won’t start and I have to get the lady to push me, while she’s in her high heels and Im shouting out the window ‘Were nearly there love, just another mile to go!’
Good job Devon women have strong thighs
I seem to get my period, even if it’s not due. It’s like, I *want* to be a slapper but my body is more of a prude. "
Always go with your heart! How strong are your thighs, there’s a good chance you will have to push the car to our rendezvous ?! |
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I cut myself shaving, in spectacular fashion.
I always forget how things go wrong when I rush. Drop things, bang a toe, can't stop sweating, along with running around with loo roll stuck to me to stop the bleeding.
Then I have to have another shower to wash the sweat & streaks of blood off my legs. (I would have a shower after a toilet visit too, before a meet.)
I can shave in a hurry every other time & not cut myself but if I have someone coming, I'll end up looking like a victim of Freddy.
You'd think I'd use something else, but nope. |
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"Razor burn on the ankle."
I made the mistake of using a fresh blade (I use a safety razor so not disposables) and I hacked the crap out of my ankle before a meet. Noted to self to give myself more time to shave if needed haha |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
If rimming is going to happen it's essential mate! "
Exactly this!! ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"Mines i usually need a number2 . So the 2nd shower is in order within the space of an hour
You shower after every shit?
If rimming is going to happen it's essential mate!
Exactly this!! "
Please do this ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Any guys on here worry before a meet they wont get hard or sustain an erection ....then when they meet it causes issues "
Worrying about it will only make it more likely to happen. And if it does happen due to nerves just move onto something else for a while and hopefully when you've relaxed into it a bit more you'll be fine. I've also met guys before who hadn't realised that their issues in that area were down to poorly fitting condoms too and after changing to a different type they had no issues . |
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"Any guys on here worry before a meet they wont get hard or sustain an erection ....then when they meet it causes issues "
Happened to me once, strangely was never invited back ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"Oh sorry I can't come my mother is visiting...
My mother is in the hospital
Must attend funeral
Lost my keys
Forgot about meet... "
Is that you ..or them ??? |
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"I get very nervous. I pray the chap is chatty, i then wonder to myself what if he’s not chatty? What can i talk about? Then i start getting a bit panicky thinking it’s going to be awkward because i KNOW i’m not chatty and it would definately get awkward. Then my tummy gets nervous and i constantly feel like i might need the loo. Then i get a bit flappy and hot.
Then i think about cancelling.
Then i pull myself together and get out the car before i can change my mind.
Everything usually turns out ok."
I'm stressed just reading that! |
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