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I don't know what to do with this spare cucumber
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over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many."
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches "
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
That makes sense."
It's one of those things that you shouldn't have extra of.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shove it up your ass 
Haha yeah deep in your ass
It's a big cucumber 
I'm sure you can take it! "
It would be a waste of food though. Unless it cured by hemarrhoids. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
That makes sense.
It's one of those things that you shouldn't have extra of.
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Bake it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
That makes sense.
It's one of those things that you shouldn't have extra of.
Bake it."
Hot cucumber?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shove it up your ass
Haha yeah deep in your ass
It's a big cucumber
I'm sure you can take it!
It would be a waste of food though. Unless it cured by hemarrhoids. "
Mmmmmmm okey dokey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
That makes sense.
It's one of those things that you shouldn't have extra of.
Bake it.
Hot cucumber?
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Yeah, I like the sound of baked cucumber. Good name for a band, Baked Cucumber. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use it as a prop for profile pics ( which doesn't include penetration)
Fingers grasping suggestively/ resting between cleavage etc."
There's a thought. Except I'm lazy and can't be arsed to take pics.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boil it in viniger water with sugar and you've got your own home made gerkhins "
I have a jar of those already. I don't think I have enough vinegar either. |
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"Boil it in viniger water with sugar and you've got your own home made gerkhins
I have a jar of those already. I don't think I have enough vinegar either."
They are much nicer than what you buy in a jar lol
Just chuck it some water and pretend your being fancy then lol
Or gin but I'm not a fan myself of cucumber in gin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boil it in viniger water with sugar and you've got your own home made gerkhins
I have a jar of those already. I don't think I have enough vinegar either.
They are much nicer than what you buy in a jar lol
Just chuck it some water and pretend your being fancy then lol
Or gin but I'm not a fan myself of cucumber in gin "
I don't have any gin 
I could maybe make a salsa, but I'm sick of cucumber already today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. "
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber.
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”"
It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Run around the streets waving it around shouting I’m going to get you. Should keep people away from your vicinity for a while giving you a quite restful evening "
No one would bat an eyelid where I live. |
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"Run around the streets waving it around shouting I’m going to get you. Should keep people away from your vicinity for a while giving you a quite restful evening
No one would bat an eyelid where I live."
have people over for cucumber sandwich’s anf cocktails involving cucumber |
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"Run around the streets waving it around shouting I’m going to get you. Should keep people away from your vicinity for a while giving you a quite restful evening
No one would bat an eyelid where I live. have people over for cucumber sandwich’s anf cocktails involving cucumber "
I don't have any friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber.
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”
It doesn't go squishy when it defrost?"
yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hell no ! Mabe keep it whole and pop from one to the other if it's not a very long cucumber x
If the cucumber is getting old it will be bendy so could fit in both her holes at the same time. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hell no ! Mabe keep it whole and pop from one to the other if it's not a very long cucumber x
If the cucumber is getting old it will be bendy so could fit in both her holes at the same time. "
It's rigid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber.
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”
It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. "
I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber.
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”
It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun.
I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina "
It’s only squishy when u finish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut the end off and use that in a photo as if you have used the whole length pleasuring yourself
The art of illusion "
With a pained expression on my face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cut the end off and use that in a photo as if you have used the whole length pleasuring yourself
The art of illusion
With a pained expression on my face "
Cactus would be more appropriate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber.
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”
It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun.
I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina "
Have a posh cucumber wank then.
Like the boys do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut the end off and use that in a photo as if you have used the whole length pleasuring yourself
The art of illusion
With a pained expression on my face
Cactus would be more appropriate "
I can't keep a cactus alive. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber.
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”
It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun.
I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina
Have a posh cucumber wank then.
Like the boys do"
Its a vwe cucumber. I only have medium condoms. It won't be safe sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber.
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”
It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun.
I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina
Have a posh cucumber wank then.
Like the boys do
Its a vwe cucumber. I only have medium condoms. It won't be safe sex."
Bin the thing it seems to have a problem for every answer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything at all
Why do you have a spare cucumber?
I bought one too many.
Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye
Make a face mask ??
I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches
I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house.
I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber.
Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”
It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun.
I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina
Have a posh cucumber wank then.
Like the boys do
Its a vwe cucumber. I only have medium condoms. It won't be safe sex.
Bin the thing it seems to have a problem for every answer "
I hate wasting food.
I suppose I could take it to bed with me later.
Look out for a new profile pic.
Might even change my name to cucumber lover. |
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"Save up your left over cucumbers and make a miniature log cabin for the garden
Have you bought a cucumber ever?"
my ex bought loads ..and they usually got thrown out .. I'm sure elves made log cabins out of them |
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"Save up your left over cucumbers and make a miniature log cabin for the garden
Have you bought a cucumber ever?my ex bought loads ..and they usually got thrown out .. I'm sure elves made log cabins out of them"
Did they pickle them first? |
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You could have found the answer to how to carry condoms at a sex club..
No pockets, no problem!
Not with this convenient easy to carry cucumber condom dispensing machine!
Simpley roll 6 or more condoms as you would a penis over the cucumber.. Hey presto,
Easy to hand out to friends too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"See how far you can throw it
Czn you get it over the neighbours roof without landing on the house??? "
I doubt that. I don't think I could get it to the end of my garden-I'm very weak |
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over a year ago
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"Chop ot up, sprinkle salt on it and then leave for 20 mins then add to malaysian pineapple pork dish"
Great. I just need some Malaysian pineapple pork  |
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