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"Just had mine
bacon and mushroom sandwiches with a nice coffee for afterwards
Excellent, you can be my washer upper  "
No you cooked it, so sit down for rest of it.
While I clean it, then I will join you. |
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"A buttered Curly Wurly for me, please. Just one though, I'm on a diet 
When's the baby due?
Imminently I forgot to ask for a charcoal jus to go with my order"
 will scrape some out of the bottom of the oven, have my cleaned it in years |
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May i have a big bowl of vegetable soup and couple of boiled spuds. Oh and some melba toast please?
I'll mash my spuds a pop them into the soup. Thickens it up and creates a heart winter warmer. Some pepper and i'm good to go. Thank you |
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"Just had mine
bacon and mushroom sandwiches with a nice coffee for afterwards
Excellent, you can be my washer upper
No you cooked it, so sit down for rest of it.
While I clean it, then I will join you."
Now there's an offer I can't refuse!  |
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"Penis?
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Foot long?  "
To be honest, when at full mast my foot and a certain chaps penis are about the same length. There ya have it, B has a size 3 dong.
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"May i have a big bowl of vegetable soup and couple of boiled spuds. Oh and some melba toast please?
I'll mash my spuds a pop them into the soup. Thickens it up and creates a heart winter warmer. Some pepper and i'm good to go. Thank you "
Sounds like you know what your doing, I will make some room and you can make me a bowl  |
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"May i have a big bowl of vegetable soup and couple of boiled spuds. Oh and some melba toast please?
I'll mash my spuds a pop them into the soup. Thickens it up and creates a heart winter warmer. Some pepper and i'm good to go. Thank you
Sounds like you know what your doing, I will make some room and you can make me a bowl "
Mmmmm this establishment was not advertised as bring your own food!  |
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"A huge selection of tapas and bread would be absolutely divine right now 
For you Mac Lass anything "
Oh thanks. Also someone mentioned it was National Chocolate Cake Day. Probably another made up festival day but I’m prepared to risk it for Death by Chocolate. |
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"Kitchen is open, I have everything you could possibly want.
What can I get you? you promised me a bacon butty about four weeks ago FYI x
Like to keep you waiting "
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