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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.
Some examples;
We are all the same lying down.
I’ll get the popcorn.
I’m straight but like sucking cock.
I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs."
Hate so much when they write that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs."
Morning Ness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs.
Hate so much when they write that "
Seems to me the ones that talk about it the most do it the least  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs.
Morning Ness "
Morning xxx |
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"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.
Some examples;
We are all the same lying down.
I’ll get the popcorn.
I’m straight but like sucking cock.
I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)
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Morning op!
I get naffed off when - on the very rare occasion we have a body type thread that isn’t curvy (as in more buxom curves)/bbw- you can guarantee it’ll get derailed by ‘meat on bones’ type comments and numerous people saying they are (or prefer) larger/Bbw!
I absolutely ‘get’ why some people love buxom ladies with big boobies - but it’s not a crime to like/post about other body types too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.
Some examples;
We are all the same lying down.
I’ll get the popcorn.
I’m straight but like sucking cock.
I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)
Morning op!
I get naffed off when - on the very rare occasion we have a body type thread that isn’t curvy (as in more buxom curves)/bbw- you can guarantee it’ll get derailed by ‘meat on bones’ type comments and numerous people saying they are (or prefer) larger/Bbw!
I absolutely ‘get’ why some people love buxom ladies with big boobies - but it’s not a crime to like/post about other body types too! "
Yes but they need to bodyshame other in order to feel better about themselves |
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"This thread is a great filter 
Your profile is your shop window
On those "who's got the best tits/arse/cock" threads when loads of people post "not me""
But your profile IS your shop window! And I’ve got the best cock - no contest!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is a great filter
Your profile is your shop window
On those "who's got the best tits/arse/cock" threads when loads of people post "not me"
But your profile IS your shop window! And I’ve got the best cock - no contest! "
I deleted my profile other week i was still as shit hot without the propoganda |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Why don't the genuine men have any luck with any females on here'
Erm.. well I just dried up from that statement alone
'Labels are for clothes '
Oh piss off!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having no luck on here! What am I doing wrong?
No pics, or pics stood in front of ironing pile/baby toys/washing up!
The place they live spelt wrong
Their profile name, giant meat wanger etc..
No profile even written |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In relation to verifications...starts by saying
'Well, what can I say....'
Think about it before you start writing, you'd have a better idea of what to write then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.
Some examples;
We are all the same lying down.
I’ll get the popcorn.
I’m straight but like sucking cock.
I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)
Morning op!
I get naffed off when - on the very rare occasion we have a body type thread that isn’t curvy (as in more buxom curves)/bbw- you can guarantee it’ll get derailed by ‘meat on bones’ type comments and numerous people saying they are (or prefer) larger/Bbw!
I absolutely ‘get’ why some people love buxom ladies with big boobies - but it’s not a crime to like/post about other body types too! "
Exactly this, singing the praises of one type of woman while putting another type down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“With no disrespect”
“Not being racist, but...”
“Not being rude, but...”
You’re about to say something disrespectful/racist/rude but you’re trying to cover yourself by saying this beforehand. Don’t try to sugar coat stuff just say what you mean. If someone gets offended explain it better and they might understand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab."
What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs."
They ask that on the forums?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well. I might as well not post anything anymore and say my goodbyes in here....
You're just not cool enough for this place."
Just got nothing left I can say without making anyone groan.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.
What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not."
Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On BBC threads "I prefer ITV"
On TV threads "Mines a 50" Sony"
On escort threads, cue the car jokes.
I know .. I mean ... every one really prefers Dave ... which mostly repeats BBC stuff"
Who doesn't enjoy a BBC repeat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who end nearly every statement with Lol or PMSL ... just to try and soften whatever they are saying .. is that how you talk in real conversations?"
You guffaw in real life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On BBC threads "I prefer ITV"
On TV threads "Mines a 50" Sony"
On escort threads, cue the car jokes.
I know .. I mean ... every one really prefers Dave ... which mostly repeats BBC stuff
Who doesn't enjoy a BBC repeat."
I do, repeatedly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who end nearly every statement with Lol or PMSL ... just to try and soften whatever they are saying .. is that how you talk in real conversations?
You guffaw in real life."
Depends on how many beans I’ve been eating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.
Some examples;
We are all the same lying down.
I’ll get the popcorn.
I’m straight but like sucking cock.
I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)
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I believe I’ve seen you saying all three  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who end nearly every statement with Lol or PMSL ... just to try and soften whatever they are saying .. is that how you talk in real conversations?
You guffaw in real life.
Depends on how many beans I’ve been eating "
That's a fart laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.
What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.
Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.
What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.
Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.
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How do you make the "heart emoji"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.
What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.
Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.
How do you make the "heart emoji"?"
Do reply + quote to see what I typed.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.
What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.
Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.
How do you make the "heart emoji"?
Do reply + quote to see what I typed.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.
What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.
Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.
How do you make the "heart emoji"?
Do reply + quote to see what I typed.
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Now that's how experienced forum members should conduct themselves, I'm my humble opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight men whose veris are all from men yet they adamantly state how straight they are on the profile.
Female profiles who adamantly state they don't meet married men but their veris are mostly from married men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky
It means I want to fuck you
Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji  "
sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky
It means I want to fuck you
Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji
sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one "
They could do with a little update couldn’t they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky
It means I want to fuck you
Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji
sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one
They could do with a little update couldn’t they? "
I once had a dream the Fab turned them all pink and everyone was angry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky
It means I want to fuck you
Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji
sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one
They could do with a little update couldn’t they?
I once had a dream the Fab turned them all pink and everyone was angry "
I also don't get why the smiliest one is green? That's just a minor annoyance though, I save my proper angst for little miss fluttery eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky
It means I want to fuck you
Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji
sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one
They could do with a little update couldn’t they?
I once had a dream the Fab turned them all pink and everyone was angry
I also don't get why the smiliest one is green? That's just a minor annoyance though, I save my proper angst for little miss fluttery eyes "
It's a jealous grin. |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky
It means I want to fuck you
Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji
sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one
They could do with a little update couldn’t they?
I once had a dream the Fab turned them all pink and everyone was angry
I also don't get why the smiliest one is green? That's just a minor annoyance though, I save my proper angst for little miss fluttery eyes "
And what is this one?  no idea |
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"There is only one thing and one thing only that annoys me in the forums
Sorry two things
People who can't make their mind up......
3 things actually "
Here, borrow this......
*hands Dash a calculator |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's a jealous grin.
Is it? Oops, I use it all the time as a substitute for the laughing crying emoji. Think that makes me wanky "
I saw some explanation thing somewhere that said that's what it is.
Green is for envy I suppose, but there is no laughing hard emoji on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.
Some examples;
We are all the same lying down.
I’ll get the popcorn.
I’m straight but like sucking cock.
I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)
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Your last one is because the measure they ducks the wrong way. I have seen guys measure they dicks from the "back" side the cock the bit guys can't see if they looking down at they cocks.
I wish guys would realise the size isn't Important. To me it more important you can pleasure me |
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By *lsieWoman
over a year ago
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"Its a shame ' !
No it's not a frigging shame for me . I said no thank you .
We don't share the same interests .
Why is a fucking shame??
Sorry got carried away there. I don't usually swear but this response pees me off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ones who ask for ‘profile advice’....
Really annoying! "
So you're not going to help me with my profile then...lucky I read this forum topic or I'd have been waiting for hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab my pics
fabbed
Ha. I meant that’s the most annoying wankiest bollocky thing I see. Who gives a fook. People are obsessed with pics being fabbed!"
I know
It is the wankiest bollocky response. You'll know if I've fabbed you, a waste of typing to declare it on the forum |
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