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"Fancy a fuck " Fancy a fuck ? No need to thank me | |||
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"I'm going for a shower don't turn on the tap or flush the toilet!! " I still have to say that in my house ! Lol It's on my ever growing to do list | |||
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"What haven't you heard in a long time ? Funniest comment wins a half eaten curly wurly "I'm just popping out to rent a VHS cassette film from the shop"" I still use my two in one dvd and video player every day | |||
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"Fancy a fuck " | |||
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"Please Thank you Excuse me. " have you got a quarter inch duberry firkin please | |||
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"Operator.....what number do you require? Or Operator.....Can I reverse charge this call to you? " Lol I'd forgotten reverse charges | |||
"Operator.....what number do you require? Or Operator.....Can I reverse charge this call to you? Lol I'd forgotten reverse charges" Calls BT ... the phone box has just swallowed my 20p ... ok we’ll send you a 50p call card | |||
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"Banzaiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiii " Best. Tv. Show. Ever. | |||
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"Banzaiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiii " I met shaky handman from that show he was a very close friend of one of my friends. | |||
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"Phone directories" My office junior days I had one for every major city, all in alpha order on shelves..... | |||
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"Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me...." | |||
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"People answering the telephone saying their number.....4291 for example. No one does it now....except me " At least you are honest X | |||
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"Get off the internet, your Mam needs the house phone" Lol that brings back memories haha | |||
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"It's a bit black over Bill's mothers. (weather reference) " I still say that, my Nan never did tell me who Bill was though! | |||
"Don't forget to take a map (pre sat nav)" Think I’ve for one in my boot still! Not that I can read maps! | |||
"Don't forget to take a map (pre sat nav) Think I’ve for one in my boot still! Not that I can read maps! " And don't forget the town street map to go with it | |||
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"Grrrrrrrrr F*#k*ng Rubik's cube " Got one for christmas can solve it thanks to youtube. | |||
"“Can I have a Freddo please” “Yes, that’ll be 10 pence” " See you hear that now but it's 50p... | |||
"Can I borrow that porn tape....." Yeah don't forget to rewind it! | |||
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"Keep out the black and in the red, you don’t anything for two in a bed!! Not good for a swinging site!" Love a bit of bully! | |||
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"Keep out the black and in the red, you don’t anything for two in a bed!! Not good for a swinging site! Love a bit of bully! " Iiiiiiiiiiìiiin 1 | |||
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