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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So was in the alchemist bar the other day having a Smokey old fashioned and i had a notion.
How do you think it would feel to get a speculum and litteraly have somone blow smoke up your arse?
Its a common phrase but thats gotta be a weird sensation.
The smoke guns seem.fairly cheap  |
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Iam sure i saw on QI once that there used to be bellows along rivers so that if someone was drowning you would pull them to shore. Light a fire (!) Suck the smoke into the bellows and then, literally, blow it up their arse...
Is that a claxon I hear?  |
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It would depend what you burned to make the smoke.
It could make you feel quite ill, or nicely relaxed.
They sometimes put painkillers in your butt for quicker effectiveness. |
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"It would depend what you burned to make the smoke.
It could make you feel quite ill, or nicely relaxed.
They sometimes put painkillers in your butt for quicker effectiveness. "
Oak chips are the traditional for the cocktails but theres a huge range available for smokers
Some toxicity research may be required.
Perhaps a nice applewood for flavour or pine for that fresh feeling? |
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"I think it would feel a bit like that time I got tapeworm.
Hahaha not them pesky tapeworm "
The next question is how does a tapeworm respond to somone having smoke blown up thier ass.
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"It would depend what you burned to make the smoke.
It could make you feel quite ill, or nicely relaxed.
They sometimes put painkillers in your butt for quicker effectiveness.
Oak chips are the traditional for the cocktails but theres a huge range available for smokers
Some toxicity research may be required.
Perhaps a nice applewood for flavour or pine for that fresh feeling?"
Pine might sting?
Would be nice to run though. Maybe cherry wood |
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"I think it would feel a bit like that time I got tapeworm.
Hahaha not them pesky tapeworm
The next question is how does a tapeworm respond to somone having smoke blown up thier ass.
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It would probably cough. |
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