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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

And shove it up the arse of the poster above...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The remote control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A washing basket. Sorry, it's either that or a table!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My left arm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A 52 inch television

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My left arm "

Lucky.. it's only my phone

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

A pint of peach squash

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By *essandpatCouple  over a year ago

chester

My alarm clock X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A blanket still in bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The dog

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"A bottle of wine "

Bloody hell, early start?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The kitchen sink

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"The kitchen sink "

My piranha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bottle of wine

Bloody hell, early start?! "

I can’t help myself sometimes ha x

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"A bottle of wine

Bloody hell, early start?!

I can’t help myself sometimes ha x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bottle of wine

Bloody hell, early start?!

I can’t help myself sometimes ha x "

my mobile, sorry it’s ringing too...lol...x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The tv remote

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By *8m00kWoman  over a year ago

balby

My dildo in my drawer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bottle of wine

Bloody hell, early start?!

I can’t help myself sometimes ha x my mobile, sorry it’s ringing too...lol...x"

Some extra exciment

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

The witching hour by Anne Rice. Its a large, thick hardback book.

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"The witching hour by Anne Rice. Its a large, thick hardback book. "

My very hard cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The witching hour by Anne Rice. Its a large, thick hardback book. "

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By *ustyWoman  over a year ago

inverclyde

Box of tissues

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cup of coffee. It’s hot too.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Clothes pegs, pinchy

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS  over a year ago

Cornwall

electronic drum kit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Burmese python

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tv remote "
how will you turn over....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dildo in my drawer "
he might like it...lol..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't say as people might find it offensive xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A telly or a stool ... Takes your pick

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By *kmale201633Man  over a year ago

Southampton

Toilet roll haha

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By *MP3Man  over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

A lamp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lamp "

My cooker hob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 litre bottle of lucozade

Jo.Xx

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By *arnsley guy100Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

A bottle of Radox, a candle holder and a penknife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm rather afraid she said one item!!

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Tiddles the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheese and tomato baguette

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Cheese and tomato baguette"

Is it a soft one, only hard could prove problematic.

A phone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My tablet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cheese and tomato baguette

Is it a soft one, only hard could prove problematic.

A phone.

"

Well, it's not a crusty one

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By *alking DisasterWoman  over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Empty packet of pickled onion monster munch!

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By *wazuluMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

A back scratcher

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

A pack of pringles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now it's my mum's tortoise and his house

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My pillow!!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A pitching wedge - sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pint of peach squash "

Just a little pressie I left you last night

Peach x

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By *8m00kWoman  over a year ago

balby


"My dildo in my drawer he might like it...lol.."

I did

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My glasses.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A wet towel, flicked before inserting

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pitching wedge - sorry!"

A what?

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Strapon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A fresh roll of toilet paper... oh the irony

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All ive got is a pillow or the duvet

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

A large towel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pitching wedge - sorry!

A what?"

A golf bat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

7st of snoring lurcher

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Dildo

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By *adyinred696969Couple  over a year ago

Brecon

our broadband hub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hairdryer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pitching wedge - sorry!

A what?

A golf bat "

Thanks for clarifying.

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Shaver

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple  over a year ago

Lust


"A pitching wedge - sorry!

A what?

A golf bat

Thanks for clarifying. "

Cat scratching post.........ouchy for you Promise to use a ‘lot’ of lube though x

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Strapon vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pitching wedge - sorry!

A what?

A golf bat

Thanks for clarifying.

Cat scratching post.........ouchy for you Promise to use a ‘lot’ of lube though x"

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Now it's a life sized cardboard cut out of Susan Boyle - sorry again

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By *ade and VanessaCouple  over a year ago

Central Scotland

A packet of baby wipes

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

[Removed by poster at 26/01/19 12:17:57]

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Bread roll

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By *ilth500Man  over a year ago

Merseyside

my friends dog.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Newel post. ( I’m sat on me stairs )

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

My boot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pedigree dentastix

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An A4 jotter pad.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A soup spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An A4 jotter pad. "

That could be tricky!!

My team mug for the next person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toilet brush. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single sitter sofa

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Step ladders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stapler

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Coat hanger

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By *arnsley guy100Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

A Luther vandross CD...

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By *8m00kWoman  over a year ago

balby


"My dildo in my drawer he might like it...lol..

I did "

Never had a willing guy

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Strapon dido my cock

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Strapon dido my cock"

You have Dido with you?! Awesome babes, well done you!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A door

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Strapon dido my cock

You have Dido with you?! Awesome babes, well done you!! "

Hope she's singing "Thank You"...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two cushions, a letter and a luggage tag.

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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

A bottle!

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

[Removed by poster at 26/01/19 15:33:20]

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Strapon dido my cock

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Only thing to my right..

Cigerette lighter

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Oooh, ouch. A 10 foot high cast iron waste pipe

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Curtin pole

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Ice cold can of irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ice cold can of irn bru"
my cock

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By *andare63Man  over a year ago

oldham


"And shove it up the arse of the poster above... "

Has someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I banged my fingers on the radiator

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Strapon dido my cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I banged my fingers..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cardigan.

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By *layfulCouple86Couple  over a year ago

Lancashire

A crystal ball

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A massive vase of flowers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A crystal ball "

Wow! I kind of want to know why you have a crystal ball next to you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

(I keep moving around the room - I'm now sat in a chair I don't think I've ever used before. )

A bean bag, a nest of tables and an oversized electric lamp.

(Sorry )

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Definitely every sex aid I have

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Custard doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ps4

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By *layfulCouple86Couple  over a year ago

Lancashire


"A crystal ball

Wow! I kind of want to know why you have a crystal ball next to you. "

I did Crystal Maze last night and decided to buy one afterwards (Sorry it isn't as exciting as you expected and I probably should have just left the mystery alive)

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Small rucksack.

Ouch!

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Glass (large) of wine. Could be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Small rucksack.

Ouch!"

Sky remote

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Xbox

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

A budgie. Sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bust of a woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bust of a woman "
a spatula

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Xbox"

That's gonna pinch.

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Strapon dido my cock

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Xbox

That's gonna pinch."

Monkey wrench

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Xbox controller...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Xbox

That's gonna pinch.

Monkey wrench "

I think a shoe horn might be more useful.

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Bath sponge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can of diet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bunch of keys

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere down south

You have a choice of remote, cushion or pencil?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have a choice of remote, cushion or pencil? "
my cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have a choice of remote, cushion or pencil? "

Hobson’s choice you can choose

But the only thing I’ve got left is a manicure set

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

Tv remote

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bottle of oramorph ATM with the syringe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dog

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By *oppet22TV/TS  over a year ago

huddersfield

My boot

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Big bottle of Lucozade... gives you energy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glass of prosecco x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Big bottle of Lucozade... gives you energy "

Only thing is my bag in the train seat next to me. And the fucker is huge.

Sorry about that mate.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"Big bottle of Lucozade... gives you energy

Only thing is my bag in the train seat next to me. And the fucker is huge.

Sorry about that mate."

I have seen the size of that bag you cart around with you.....

Can't be accused of travelling light

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Big bottle of Lucozade... gives you energy

Only thing is my bag in the train seat next to me. And the fucker is huge.

Sorry about that mate.

I have seen the size of that bag you cart around with you.....

Can't be accused of travelling light "

Large g&t coming your way.....brace yourself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Big bottle of Lucozade... gives you energy

Only thing is my bag in the train seat next to me. And the fucker is huge.

Sorry about that mate.

I have seen the size of that bag you cart around with you.....

Can't be accused of travelling light

Large g&t coming your way.....brace yourself!!! "

Circumstances have now changed...And next to me at THIS moment in time (B) I have the delightful P's hand (in fact any part of her anatomy that can be used to "protrude"), a pair of hair straighteners and if I really really stretch...a large vibe.

Take your pic and fill your boots.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tv remote who wants it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a toss up between Cluedo or a 5ft unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Socks and underwear. Night night.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry fella but it's a red hot radiator for you - I think it's gonna hurt no matter how much lube we use

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple  over a year ago

Lust


"Sorry fella but it's a red hot radiator for you - I think it's gonna hurt no matter how much lube we use "

The all time Fab Favourite..........Sky remote, will have to bag up though, no one likes sticky buttons......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can of - sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dog "

Poor dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My wifes left arm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pillow, or a dog? Your choice?

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sorry, its a large lambrini bottle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, its a large lambrini bottle "

Bit early?

But with enough lube

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

It’s either Mrs M, a bedside lamp or a pillow.

Will let you choose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A 500 page book. Better bite the cushion

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Just my duvet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bed side lamp, coffee mug, table watch (nothing desirable and plenty of lube won't work, but positive side, if it is shoved, person will be bright, en+lighten and time keeper)

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By *udistnorthantsMan  over a year ago

Desborough

A mug of hot coffee...brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sat on the floor.

Here comes the couch!

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