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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago...

It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining.

I've told it to fuck off.....

Any other ideas ?

P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're all heart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any rivers near by?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You're all heart "

Yes I know

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Any rivers near by? "

It might come to that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It likes you be nice

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It likes you be nice "

My daughter said that. They choose you mum .....she said.

My other daughters says im a witch.

I know who I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It likes you be nice

My daughter said that. They choose you mum .....she said.

My other daughters says im a witch.

I know who I believe. "

Its not a wand ffs

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"It likes you be nice

My daughter said that. They choose you mum .....she said.

My other daughters says im a witch.

I know who I believe. "

And witches have cats as familiars, the cat has chosen you, problem solved lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've been familiar enough to tell it , I don't even like cats and and made a noise like a hissy snake...... it's besotted tho ...

Mind you , guess i've pulled more pussy than any man in here today.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x"

It's a bit wicked to send an old woman to the shops for lion shit. Can't I just piss in the flower beds ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x

It's a bit wicked to send an old woman to the shops for lion shit. Can't I just piss in the flower beds ?"

That will probably work too x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Give it a saucer of milk and a cuddle perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x"

I love this woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about"

Or just throw an orange at it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about

Or just throw an orange at it."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shall we name it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shall we name it? "

Yes Cooking Fat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's chosen you as it's hooman, and wants to be loved.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about

Or just throw an orange at it.

"

My cat eats oranges, and anything round thrown at or near her is just a toy to kick around.

I think you need a dog to catch a cat, then a goat to catch the dog, be careful when you reach the horse!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ask the neighbours .... a child may have lost their kitten.... lets hope it finds its way home.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby.

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

Lion poo is meant to be good at scaring cats away. Or maybe a lion bar?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swallow a dog. No wait... That's to get rid of spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x

I love this woman "

Are you flirting with me please see other thread xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Lion poo is meant to be good at scaring cats away. Or maybe a lion bar? "

Yes, thankyou for that. I don't think I'll ever eat another one now lol.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Give it a saucer of milk and a cuddle perhaps?"

You want me to give a strange feline liquid food from a bovine and then you want me to snuggle it up in my hominine arms ......

Then what ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about"

I've got a shriveled lemon ?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about

I've got a shriveled lemon ?"

It's citrus in general they don't like, but I think you should ask neighbours in case it's lost.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ask the neighbours .... a child may have lost their kitten.... lets hope it finds its way home."

Do you write for the Metro ?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Give it a saucer of milk and a cuddle perhaps?

You want me to give a strange feline liquid food from a bovine and then you want me to snuggle it up in my hominine arms ......

Then what ?"

Then consider the lion poo pellets option maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about

I've got a shriveled lemon ?"

You can get cream for that,ask your chemist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about

I've got a shriveled lemon ?

It's citrus in general they don't like, but I think you should ask neighbours in case it's lost. "

Yes, pick it up and go knocking door to door. Be a good neighbour.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby.

"

It's senses are wobbly then .......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lion poo is meant to be good at scaring cats away. Or maybe a lion bar?

Yes, thankyou for that. I don't think I'll ever eat another one now lol. "

Yeh not good if you confuse the two x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner

C

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

I'm saying nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A shotgun would work, makes a bit of a mess though ,( joking )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lion poo is meant to be good at scaring cats away. Or maybe a lion bar? "

Feed a lion, Lion bars, and use the lion's Lion bar poo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby.

It's senses are wobbly then ....... "

Underneath that spikey exterior is a warm and loving creature.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe it's a warning sign

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about

I've got a shriveled lemon ?"

I am sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm saying nothing! "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much."

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oranges!

Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel..

Try scattering that about

Or just throw an orange at it."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x"
mine scares grown adults and blocks toilets. Happy to shit on your doorstep for a fiver

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Give it a saucer of milk and a cuddle perhaps?

You want me to give a strange feline liquid food from a bovine and then you want me to snuggle it up in my hominine arms ......

Then what ?

Then consider the lion poo pellets option maybe?"

No way am I cuddling poo pellets

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone."

Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner

C"

Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T....

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby.

It's senses are wobbly then ....... "

Tis only a baby - not learnt about the big bad world yet.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby.

It's senses are wobbly then .......

Underneath that spikey exterior is a warm and loving creature. "

He doesn't seem spikey just over friendly

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby.

It's senses are wobbly then .......

Tis only a baby - not learnt about the big bad world yet..... "

Cats are twats

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x mine scares grown adults and blocks toilets. Happy to shit on your doorstep for a fiver"

Can you do front and back for £7.50 ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone.

Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise) "

Basil, Lime, Mandarin today ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby.

It's senses are wobbly then .......

Tis only a baby - not learnt about the big bad world yet..... "

Time for lessons then ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago...

It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining.

I've told it to fuck off.....

Any other ideas ?

P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill. "

Yeah chill out don't be so aggresive its a little kitten....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner

C

Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T.... "

Wait til it gives you "the eyes"

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone."

I often smell of garlic and authentic Jo Malone.

Do you look like a a cock?

Pussy likes cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone.

Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise)

Basil, Lime, Mandarin today ...... "

Did you make that up in your kitchen?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago...

It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining.

I've told it to fuck off.....

Any other ideas ?

P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill.

Yeah chill out don't be so aggresive its a little kitten...."

What's the first lesson in 'How to chill?'

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place


"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner

C

Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T....

Wait til it gives you "the eyes"

C"

You can put them on the entrance to your drive way, good reflective qualities.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone.

I often smell of garlic and authentic Jo Malone.

Do you look like a a cock?

Pussy likes cock.

"

Hold on. I'm just checking out the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago...

It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining.

I've told it to fuck off.....

Any other ideas ?

P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill.

Yeah chill out don't be so aggresive its a little kitten....

What's the first lesson in 'How to chill?' "

Lots of ice

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it curled up on your sofa with you yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner

C

Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T....

Wait til it gives you "the eyes"

C

You can put them on the entrance to your drive way, good reflective qualities. "

Oooh... dark

C

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone.

Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise)

Basil, Lime, Mandarin today ......

Did you make that up in your kitchen?"

No. I bought it from a disreputable 'wink wink nod nod' ....

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

@ told it to fuck off

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone.

I often smell of garlic and authentic Jo Malone.

Do you look like a a cock?

Pussy likes cock.

Hold on. I'm just checking out the mirror."

No. I look like Vanessa Feltz after a week of sleepless nights.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They like the smell of old people.

Stop using that lilac talc you love so much.

I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone.

Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise)

Basil, Lime, Mandarin today ......

Did you make that up in your kitchen?

No. I bought it from a disreputable 'wink wink nod nod' ...."

That could be your problem. When those scents warm up they smell like cat pee.

Watson, my job here is done!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner

C

Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T....

Wait til it gives you "the eyes"

C

You can put them on the entrance to your drive way, good reflective qualities. "

Percy Shaw, from my home town of Halifax, invented the cats eye reflecting road stud. It’s a little known fact that if the cat had been facing the other direction with its tail aloft, he’d have invented the pencil sharpener.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it curled up on your sofa with you yet?

"

Is this the kitten or a steaming lion shit ?

If I have to choose it won't be the kitten

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner

C

Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T....

Wait til it gives you "the eyes"

C

You can put them on the entrance to your drive way, good reflective qualities.

Percy Shaw, from my home town of Halifax, invented the cats eye reflecting road stud. It’s a little known fact that if the cat had been facing the other direction with its tail aloft, he’d have invented the pencil sharpener. "

I was reading that so seriously ........

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby.

It's senses are wobbly then .......

Tis only a baby - not learnt about the big bad world yet.....

Cats are twats "

Concerned what you are fucking right now PP.....!

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle


"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago...

It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining.

I've told it to fuck off.....

Any other ideas ?

P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill. "

Earplugs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought pussy was a twat

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By *kblueeyesCouple  over a year ago

kilkenny

Be nice, see a little pussy found you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago...

It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining.

I've told it to fuck off.....

Any other ideas ?

P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill.

Earplugs "

YOU my friend are a fucking genius....... I'm gonna stick them in the cats ears and maybe then it'll get the message !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Be nice, see a little pussy found you "

You say that like it's a jehova's witness trying to save me.

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By *oldenskyWoman  over a year ago

london

Put a cuecumber on your doorstep they hate them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put a cuecumber on your doorstep they hate them "

And some gin and tonic

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Put a cuecumber on your doorstep they hate them "

This is also genius !! I'll have to wait for the Ocado delivery tho ...

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle


"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago...

It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining.

I've told it to fuck off.....

Any other ideas ?

P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill.

Earplugs

YOU my friend are a fucking genius....... I'm gonna stick them in the cats ears and maybe then it'll get the message !"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I Smell... I Smell... I Smell...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roll a big ball of wool into the road

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By *kblueeyesCouple  over a year ago

kilkenny


"Be nice, see a little pussy found you

You say that like it's a jehova's witness trying to save me."

Lol not at all maybe salems cat

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By *imandher84Couple  over a year ago

Leeds

Water pistol, plus they don't like citrus so mix the two and get him with a jiffy lemon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x"

All very well until you come home and find a lioness on your doorstep!

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Has it gone yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has it gone yet?"

It's boiling on her stove.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chuck water out the window

When it's gone sprinkle pepper

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Has it gone yet?

It's boiling on her stove."

So many kittens. So few recipes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Has it gone yet?"

Yeah ....... I miss him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has it gone yet?

It's boiling on her stove.

So many kittens. So few recipes."

korean cookbook again eh

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

Perhaps you smell of fish ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An eye for an eye Granny!

If they come to yours, follow them and go shit into they litter box that will teach them !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let it in and love it

I want a random.cat to turn up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We had a random car turn up, we called him White Socks, cause it looked like he was wearing white socks. I have loads of cool stories like that ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We had a random car turn up, we called him White Socks, cause it looked like he was wearing white socks. I have loads of cool stories like that ladies. "

How do you put socks on a car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You must smell more like cat food I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We had a random cat turn up, we called him White Socks, cause it looked like he was wearing white socks. I have loads of cool stories like that ladies.

How do you put socks on a car "

Regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We had a random cat turn up, we called him White Socks, cause it looked like he was wearing white socks. I have loads of cool stories like that ladies.

How do you put socks on a car

Regularly.

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Well obviously theyd get filthy otherwise

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