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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I like that Sunshine guy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. A place for pervy night owls to convene and chat away the wee small hours. Talk about absolutely flippin' anything you want. Smileyface

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" "

We're all about the greenfaces here.

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I really like that Sunshine dude. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions."

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how are you this evening?

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I really like that Sunshine dude. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sunshine."

He wasn't going to snipe me this time

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea."

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, how are you this evening?"

He's gone for one of his sit down wees again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how are you this evening?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Star. I'm not too bad, a bit sleepy and chilly. How the hell are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how are you this evening?

He's gone for one of his sit down wees again "

You weren't wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I really like that Sunshine dude. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sunshine.

He wasn't going to snipe me this time "

Haha, I haven't read your 176 post yet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just can't keep away.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really like that Sunshine dude. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sunshine.

He wasn't going to snipe me this time

Haha, I haven't read your 176 post yet."

I just saw that you were the last poster you have now reached your Life's ambition.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just can't keep away. "

I get that a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how are you this evening?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Star. I'm not too bad, a bit sleepy and chilly. How the hell are you?"

Go to bed Jim!

The hell froze, so I had to plow the driveway for Cerberus, other than that all good!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot."

You're like a magnet Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Weezer did a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55UtG-1os_s

?? Weezer - No Scrubs - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x"

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening night owls

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how are you this evening?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Star. I'm not too bad, a bit sleepy and chilly. How the hell are you?

Go to bed Jim!

The hell froze, so I had to plow the driveway for Cerberus, other than that all good!"

Will do.

That's a tough job!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted."

I'm not a nurse but I'm always right. Anything I can help with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening night owls "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Milly. To be awake at this time is silly. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot.

You're like a magnet Jim. "

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The joy of the 12 hour night shift unfortunately

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted."

Bending at the knees I daresay is best, so long as you maintain your balance. The main thing is not to overdo things! Just be sensible.

One other point, you said you are Diabetic. I'm Type2 but my surgeon was quite happy working around that.

What did not go well with him, was that I'd a chest infection 2 wks before my Op. He couldn't take a risk there's be some residual infection left in my bloodstream, so he postponed the surgery.

I'd to wait another 3 weeks, but.... the waiting was worth it! I only have one working eye, so it was crucial everything was right! Even the new Lens was off the peg, made specifically by Zeiss in Switzerland to meet my needs.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot.

You're like a magnet Jim.

"

Yeah, a fridge magnet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted.

I'm not a nurse but I'm always right. Anything I can help with? "

There's a lot I need help with! Where to start?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The joy of the 12 hour night shift unfortunately "

I hope your shift passes quickly, I said shift.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot.

You're like a magnet Jim.

Yeah, a fridge magnet "

That's very funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot.

You're like a magnet Jim.

Yeah, a fridge magnet "

That was the joke!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted.

I'm not a nurse but I'm always right. Anything I can help with?

There's a lot I need help with! Where to start?... "

Start at the very beginning, its a very good place to start.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The joy of the 12 hour night shift unfortunately "

Switching frpm days to nights must be a real pain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot.

You're like a magnet Jim.

Yeah, a fridge magnet

That's very funny. "

I did it first, but very subtly. If anything, too subtly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk5Dwg5zm2U

Weezer - Africa (starring Weird Al Yankovic) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The joy of the 12 hour night shift unfortunately

Switching frpm days to nights must be a real pain!"

You get used to it and you get 24 hrs off when you switch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted.

Bending at the knees I daresay is best, so long as you maintain your balance. The main thing is not to overdo things! Just be sensible.

One other point, you said you are Diabetic. I'm Type2 but my surgeon was quite happy working around that.

What did not go well with him, was that I'd a chest infection 2 wks before my Op. He couldn't take a risk there's be some residual infection left in my bloodstream, so he postponed the surgery.

I'd to wait another 3 weeks, but.... the waiting was worth it! I only have one working eye, so it was crucial everything was right! Even the new Lens was off the peg, made specifically by Zeiss in Switzerland to meet my needs."

I'm type 1. I've had a lot of problems getting my blood sugars under control so i can't have general anaesthetic until they are below a certain number. I was told given my age that the surgeon would want to spend longer on my eyes given my age so general I'd the best option. I think general anaesthetic takes a real toll on the body. I was actually given a date for surgery a couple of years ago only to get there and 'be told i couldn't have the surgery due to my sugars. They knew the average blood sugar before giving me the appointment so it was a shame when I had prepared for it.

I'm not very active due to the sight so i would be okay taking it easy. I take it too easy as it is!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot.

You're like a magnet Jim.

Yeah, a fridge magnet

That's very funny.

I did it first, but very subtly. If anything, too subtly."

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The joy of the 12 hour night shift unfortunately

Switching frpm days to nights must be a real pain!

You get used to it and you get 24 hrs off when you switch "

Yes that must help. I did wonder how people such as nurses manage. I think i would struggle as i get stuck in bad sleeping habits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted.

I'm not a nurse but I'm always right. Anything I can help with?

There's a lot I need help with! Where to start?...

Start at the very beginning, its a very good place to start. "

Well lol...

How do I become less of a night owl for instance? Or at least try to stay awake during the day. When you're unable to work and haven't a lot to do during weekdays it's so tempting to just have a kip for an hour, that turns to six hours.

This might be the wrong place to ask for advice though! I need wearing out at might i suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted.

I'm not a nurse but I'm always right. Anything I can help with?

There's a lot I need help with! Where to start?...

Start at the very beginning, its a very good place to start.

Well lol...

How do I become less of a night owl for instance? Or at least try to stay awake during the day. When you're unable to work and haven't a lot to do during weekdays it's so tempting to just have a kip for an hour, that turns to six hours.

This might be the wrong place to ask for advice though! I need wearing out at might i suppose. "

It's not the wrong place but Im definitely the wrong person to ask for advice on sleep patterns!

Mine is up shit Creek and I lost the puddle a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot.

You're like a magnet Jim.

Yeah, a fridge magnet

That's very funny.

I did it first, but very subtly. If anything, too subtly.

Hmmmm "

Are you doubting me?!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time! "

Have you found a long lost U2 album?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Have you found a long lost U2 album? "

I'm glad I'm not the only one that was singing that song in my head when I saw this post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time! "

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Have you found a long lost U2 album?

I'm glad I'm not the only one that was singing that song in my head when I saw this post. "

You too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"

Speak for yourself!

I talk perfect sense.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still open to chill out music suggestions.

I think you're right the bending with my knees might be a good idea.

Possible I have been know to be right on rare occasions. But I'm not medically qualified so I'd double check it with someone who is . Hope the surgery goes all well for you x

Well women are alwsys right so I'll have to ask a female nurse about it.

Thanks, hopefilly I can get my diabetes sorted and have the surgery. Both eyes need dping so it'll be a while before it's all done and dusted.

I'm not a nurse but I'm always right. Anything I can help with?

There's a lot I need help with! Where to start?...

Start at the very beginning, its a very good place to start.

Well lol...

How do I become less of a night owl for instance? Or at least try to stay awake during the day. When you're unable to work and haven't a lot to do during weekdays it's so tempting to just have a kip for an hour, that turns to six hours.

This might be the wrong place to ask for advice though! I need wearing out at might i suppose.

It's not the wrong place but Im definitely the wrong person to ask for advice on sleep patterns!

Mine is up shit Creek and I lost the puddle a long time ago. "

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Speak for yourself!

I talk perfect sense. "

That's because you're always...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just can't keep away.

I get that a lot.

You're like a magnet Jim.

Yeah, a fridge magnet

That's very funny.

I did it first, but very subtly. If anything, too subtly.

Hmmmm

Are you doubting me?!"

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Speak for yourself!

I talk perfect sense.

That's because you're always..."

Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me! "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me! "

Always a bonus when they like you back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back. "

There's also boners when they like you back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back."

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's Frank Skinner's birthday today. Happy birthday, Frank!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. . "

Huge boners!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. . "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners! "

Well I'm very pleased for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners! "

HB!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!"

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words. "

It's a good word. A good solid word.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"It's Frank Skinner's birthday today. Happy birthday, Frank!"

I'm off to bed to dream about 3 lions on a shirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word."

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's Frank Skinner's birthday today. Happy birthday, Frank!

I'm off to bed to dream about 3 lions on a shirt "

Sweet dreams.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"It's Frank Skinner's birthday today. Happy birthday, Frank!

I'm off to bed to dream about 3 lions on a shirt

Sweet dreams. "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second. "

my modest boner is going to disappear between her luscious jugs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

my modest boner is going to disappear between her luscious jugs! "

Jim I think you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's Frank Skinner's birthday today. Happy birthday, Frank!

I'm off to bed to dream about 3 lions on a shirt "

Na night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo

The Tokens - The Lion Sleeps Tonight - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second. "

Penultimate is my second favourite word!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

my modest boner is going to disappear between her luscious jugs!

Jim I think you've pulled! "

Jim can fab My pics as much as he likes (a lot). But he's not getting his hands on my goods!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second. "

Oh yes, I remember you saying globule is your favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

my modest boner is going to disappear between her luscious jugs!

Jim I think you've pulled! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second. "

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Oh yes, I remember you saying globule is your favourite."

Very well remembered I'm impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Penultimate is my second favourite word! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!"

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop. "

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great. "

Diddle! That's a very good word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word. "

I like to diddle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle."

And

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And "

You know me so well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well."

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word. "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well.

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim. "

*Hangs head in nocturnal shame*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So much for going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well.

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim.

*Hangs head in nocturnal shame*"

I will let you off this time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well.

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim. "

Diddle and fiddle. Perhaps that should be a new club night.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed."

I knew you wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well.

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim.

Diddle and fiddle. Perhaps that should be a new club night. "

That's actually a very good name for a swingers club.

Not just a pretty face Are You Molly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed."

You're almost as bad as me saying you going to bed and then don't.

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By *ormalbradyMan  over a year ago

Middlesborough

Cant sleep can any one help me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cant sleep can any one help me lol"

How about a lullaby?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well.

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim.

Diddle and fiddle. Perhaps that should be a new club night. "

I'm up for that, as long as I'm diddling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well.

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim.

Diddle and fiddle. Perhaps that should be a new club night.

I'm up for that, as long as I'm diddling."

And I will be ing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't. "

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well.

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim.

Diddle and fiddle. Perhaps that should be a new club night.

That's actually a very good name for a swingers club.

Not just a pretty face Are You Molly. "

All my ideas are amazing, just like me!

I can't really get by just with a face like mine so I need to come up with good ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate."

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

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By *ormalbradyMan  over a year ago

Middlesborough

Work tomorrow aswell this anit good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate."

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Work tomorrow aswell this anit good"

Tell me about it I'm going to be like a bear with a sore head tomorrow my colleagues are going to love me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cant sleep can any one help me lol"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brady. Welcome aboard the good ship nocturnal. Have you tried putting your phone down, and closing your eyes? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!"

Go on then, guess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess."

A chicken sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found what I've been looking for so this time!

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Zero. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

No I hate that song! I've found a sexy woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen... And she likes me!

Always a bonus when they like you back.

There's also boners when they like you back.

That made me giggle more than it probably should have done. .

Huge boners!

HB!

I love the word boner it's in my top 10 favourite words.

It's a good word. A good solid word.

My absolute favourite is globule and meander comes a close second.

Is cuddle in the dictionary? I find that a funny word. I like the sound of the word clenching too, and you can't beat spank!

I just love the word plug And flip flop.

Sorry I meant is diddle in the dictionary. Damn autocorrect!.

Yes plug and flipflop are great.

Diddle! That's a very good word.

I like to diddle.

And

You know me so well.

I was half expecting you to come back with that at the word diddle. You are slacking Mr Jim.

Diddle and fiddle. Perhaps that should be a new club night.

I'm up for that, as long as I'm diddling.

And I will be ing. "

That's groovy with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one. "

Molly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich. "

Not this time.

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By *ormalbradyMan  over a year ago

Middlesborough

Wats your singing voice like

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If you like listening to an old man slagging off celebrities, Steve Allen is on LBC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wats your singing voice like"

Not great. Are you a good singer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time."

BBQ Pringles?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wats your singing voice like"

My mum used to say I sound like a box of frogs when I sing!

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one. "

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences "

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an "

A women with flappy ears?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?"

Not Pringles either.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears? "

There is nothing flappy about my ears!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either."

A jam sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I gotta do a sit down wee.

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears?

There is nothing flappy about my ears!"

So I cant hold onto them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope."

Roast dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears?

There is nothing flappy about my ears!

So I cant hold onto them? "

No you flipping well can't!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences "

I.like to be a bad influence sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner? "

Fish finger sandwich?

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears?

There is nothing flappy about my ears!

So I cant hold onto them?

No you flipping well can't! "

Oh but what shall I hold onto then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner? "

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears?

There is nothing flappy about my ears!

So I cant hold onto them?

No you flipping well can't!

Oh but what shall I hold onto then? "

I can think of a couple of other things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Fish finger sandwich?"

No, toasted fruit loaf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf."

I was going to guess that next!

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears?

There is nothing flappy about my ears!

So I cant hold onto them?

No you flipping well can't!

Oh but what shall I hold onto then?

I can think of a couple of other things. "

All I can think about is ears now lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears?

There is nothing flappy about my ears!

So I cant hold onto them?

No you flipping well can't!

Oh but what shall I hold onto then?

I can think of a couple of other things.

All I can think about is ears now lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

I was going to guess that next! "

Of course you were.

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

I had a snack, and not a healthy one.

Your making me hungry!

And yes Im having problems sleeping you lot are bad influences

I'm not a bad influence!

I'm an

A women with flappy ears?

There is nothing flappy about my ears!

So I cant hold onto them?

No you flipping well can't!

Oh but what shall I hold onto then?

I can think of a couple of other things.

All I can think about is ears now lol"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z_H11F7WDI

Lisa Loeb - Stay (I Missed You) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two. "

Oh my goodness that has made me dribble a little bit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two. "

Some of them are open 24 hours.

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two.

Oh my goodness that has made me dribble a little bit!"

Thats a first time I've made a women dribble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two.

Some of them are open 24 hours."

There is 3 24-hour McDonald's within 10 minutes of where I live.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two.

Oh my goodness that has made me dribble a little bit!

Thats a first time I've made a women dribble "

There is a first time for everything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi none sleepers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two.

Some of them are open 24 hours.

There is 3 24-hour McDonald's within 10 minutes of where I live. "

Get you.

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hi none sleepers "

Morning Pully old chap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi none sleepers "

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two.

Some of them are open 24 hours.

There is 3 24-hour McDonald's within 10 minutes of where I live.

Get you."

I know right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi none sleepers "

Hello! You're awake early.

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two.

Some of them are open 24 hours.

There is 3 24-hour McDonald's within 10 minutes of where I live. "

Can you post me some mc muffins please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any hows what times Mcdonalds open

I could demolish a mc muffin or two.

Some of them are open 24 hours.

There is 3 24-hour McDonald's within 10 minutes of where I live.

Can you post me some mc muffins please "

Yep. I always deliver.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up

My daughter's puppy decided it was time to get up.. so I'm awake. But hopefully not for long x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My daughter's puppy decided it was time to get up.. so I'm awake. But hopefully not for long x "

In that case I won't say good mooooooooooooooooooorning. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf."

You could have had meat loaf. Have you gone off your meet?

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"My daughter's puppy decided it was time to get up.. so I'm awake. But hopefully not for long x "

Why what you planing on doing to the poor pup

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi none sleepers "

Morning

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

You could have had meat loaf. Have you gone off your meet?"

He would do anything for hunger but wount do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

You could have had meat loaf. Have you gone off your meet?"

I'm not off my meets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

You could have had meat loaf. Have you gone off your meet?

I'm not off my meets. "

Yes I think your meets would much prefer you were on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

You could have had meat loaf. Have you gone off your meet?

He would do anything for hunger but wount do that "

I wouldn't do that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

You could have had meat loaf. Have you gone off your meet?

I'm not off my meets.

Yes I think your meets would much prefer you were on them. "

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Damn my phone battery at 28% and the charging lead will not reach my bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Damn my phone battery at 28% and the charging lead will not reach my bed. "

Do you charge and use your phone at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn my phone battery at 28% and the charging lead will not reach my bed. "

That's always a pain! They never make them long enough.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

You could have had meat loaf. Have you gone off your meet?

He would do anything for hunger but wount do that

I wouldn't do that!"

You know what I mean! Silly autocorrect. But, no i don't think you should meet meatloaf. He would serranade you and you would still be listening to him an hour later. His songs seem to go on for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn my phone battery at 28% and the charging lead will not reach my bed.

Do you charge and use your phone at the same time?"

I'm plugged in now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn my phone battery at 28% and the charging lead will not reach my bed.

Do you charge and use your phone at the same time?"

I do that all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi none sleepers

Morning "

Hows it going molly love im freaking at the prodpect iv a couple days in scotland and some fuckers broken my pussy magnet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So much for going to bed.

I knew you wouldn't.

I got hungry, too hungry to sleep. So I ate.

What did you have to eat? I think I can guess!

Go on then, guess.

A chicken sandwich.

Not this time.

BBQ Pringles?

Not Pringles either.

A jam sandwich?

Nope.

Roast dinner?

Two slices of toasted fruit loaf.

You could have had meat loaf. Have you gone off your meet?

He would do anything for hunger but wount do that

I wouldn't do that!

You know what I mean! Silly autocorrect. But, no i don't think you should meet meatloaf. He would serranade you and you would still be listening to him an hour later. His songs seem to go on for ages!"

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Damn my phone battery at 28% and the charging lead will not reach my bed.

Do you charge and use your phone at the same time?"

I normally switch to my notebook when the phones charging , but I cant be asked to go downstairs to get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I thought charging and using a phone damaged the battery.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi none sleepers

Morning

Hows it going molly love im freaking at the prodpect iv a couple days in scotland and some fuckers broken my pussy magnet "

I'm okay thanks, just my usual nocturnal self.

Is your pussy magnet what I think it is? I'm thinking it can't be. Or is it?...

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Damn my phone battery at 28% and the charging lead will not reach my bed.

Do you charge and use your phone at the same time?

I'm plugged in now. "

And the phone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Damn my phone battery at 28% and the charging lead will not reach my bed.

Do you charge and use your phone at the same time?

I normally switch to my notebook when the phones charging , but I cant be asked to go downstairs to get it. "

I bet you've seen The Notebook.

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By *unshine05Man  over a year ago

Sherborne

There was a young man from Gosham

who took out his bollocks to wash 'em.

His wife said "Jack if you don't put them back, ill

stand on the bastards and squash 'em".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought charging and using a phone damaged the battery."

That might explain why my batteries never last. I do it all the time.

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By *unshine05Man  over a year ago

Sherborne

End

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought charging and using a phone damaged the battery."

In that case i have a very damaged battery. I do have issues with phone chargers and have to 're charge them all the time. I have two tablets and neither are working so I've only got my phone at the moment.

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By *unshine05Man  over a year ago

Sherborne

.......

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By *unshine05Man  over a year ago

Sherborne

I win again

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