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If a penis could talk

By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley

Hello fab buddies my question is if you had a penis that could talk ! what would it say to the people it fancied ,this is for male & female to answer now hit me with those answers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your beauty is so overwhelming it makes me cry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do I keep the penis? In my handbag? How big is it? Where does it speak from? Do I get balls to go with it?

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By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley

"Your beauty is so overwhelming it makes me cry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It can it talks to me all the time

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By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley

"Where do I keep the penis? In my handbag? How big is it? Where does it speak from? Do I get balls to go with it?"

Yes with balls & speaks from the eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would say "Helloooo laydeeees, how's the minge tonight? Does she need some smashing in?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"HiiiiiiiideeeeeyyHoooooooo!"

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Mine would yawn a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god what I would do if I had a dick

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If I had a penis of my own it'd be too damn busy to talk!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since nobody has decided to say it yet, I will...

I'd not let mine talk, he is a dick.

This made me think of the song "dear penis"

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By *e_jpMan over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"If I had a penis of my own it'd be too damn busy to talk! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I had a penis of my own it'd be too damn busy to talk! "

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By *auradCouple over a year ago

glasgow

It’s dark in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as a penis Whisperer!

You know like a Horse Whisperer that can tell what the horses thinking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im blake the snake il be cumming in your area

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By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley

"Mine would yawn a lot. "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi my name is Derek and I'd li-(inaudible mumbling)-aaarrggh What are you do-(inaudible mumbling) Get me out of here! Why? What is wro-(inaudible mumbling)-NG with you ! It's hot and dar-(inaudible mumbling) Fucks sake man! My head hurts! What's this bag doing on me anyway? Wait.. what are you doing? NO! No not in the- (inaudible screaming) WTFUUUUCK is wro-(silence) You're a wrong un (Silence) I feel quite good actu-(Inaudible moans) I think I'm gonna be Siiiiiick.

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By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley

"I wonder if there is such a thing as a penis Whisperer!

You know like a Horse Whisperer that can tell what the horses thinking.

Oooooh that's deep lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if there is such a thing as a penis Whisperer!

You know like a Horse Whisperer that can tell what the horses thinking.

Oooooh that's deep lol

Well if they can talk that means they can think and wouldn't it be interesting to know what they are thinking!

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF) over a year ago

Dover

Fuck I'm stuck with this fuckwit.

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF) over a year ago

Dover

I've got a head ache.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Isn't this that early 80s cartoon penis all over again?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If I had a penis of my own it'd be too damn busy to talk! "

Most likely phrase would be "arrrgh stop choking me....I've got blisters....."

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By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley

"I wonder if there is such a thing as a penis Whisperer!

You know like a Horse Whisperer that can tell what the horses thinking.

Oooooh that's deep lol

Well if they can talk that means they can think and wouldn't it be interesting to know what they are thinking!"

Your probably correct

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Mine would ask if they were professionals

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Generally they just dribble...

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Make me do press ups until I throw up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make me do press ups until I throw up! "

Mine would say, smile for the camera

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By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley

"I wonder if there is such a thing as a penis Whisperer!

You know like a Horse Whisperer that can tell what the horses thinking.

Oooooh that's deep lol

Well if they can talk that means they can think and wouldn't it be interesting to know what they are thinking!"

Good point

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By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley

"Oh god what I would do if I had a dick "

Tell me more ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Isn't this that early 80s cartoon penis all over again?"

Wicked Willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since nobody has decided to say it yet, I will...

I'd not let mine talk, he is a dick.

This made me think of the song "dear penis" "

That songs is legendary!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do I really have to wear this latex outfit again?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably 'How's u? WUU2? FAF?'

The wee dickhead would totally cockblock me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reminds me of “talking heads”

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

If my one could talk it would say.

I want you.yes you. Cum on me you won’t regret it.

You would say omg it’s good.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Hello fab buddies my question is if you had a penis that could talk ! what would it say to the people it fancied ,this is for male & female to answer now hit me with those answers

Ffs stop trying to suffocate me by covering me in rubber and putting me in a dark tight hole,it makes me throw up

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo its Saturday...I get to play with my best friend Phyllis pussy tonight ..and get spoilt rotten ...yay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t see much in here it’s dark....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanna get that rain poncho on me cos things are gonna get wet!"

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

It would say “I’m fucking fed up of being squeezed, slapped, pulled up and down and then puking my guts out three times a day”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop taking pics of my in the loo

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

See those down there... you might've not seen them for a while.. they're your feet

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

If You like what you see put a ring on it

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Hello fab buddies my question is if you had a penis that could talk ! what would it say to the people it fancied ,this is for male & female to answer now hit me with those answers.

There you go!

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By *tevie1Man over a year ago

Middlesbrough

It’s dark in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well seeming a term for it is Policemans helmet I'm going say.

Cover me I'm going in!

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By *hill44 OP Man over a year ago

hinckley