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Complete the following limerick :
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over a year ago
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"You’re going to need to give us a clue ..  "
Haha .. my first disastrous forum entry
All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick .. etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man with a clock"
Who told his flatmate always to knock
One day he was caught with his dick in
That evenings roast chicken
So now he's bought another door lock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man with a clock
Who told his flatmate always to knock
One day he was caught with his dick in
That evenings roast chicken
So now he's bought another door lock"
Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man with a clock
Who told his flatmate always to knock
One day he was caught with his dick in
That evenings roast chicken
So now he's bought another door lock
Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!"
Nothing wrong with drawing on your experiences  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man with a clock
Who told his flatmate always to knock
One day he was caught with his dick in
That evenings roast chicken
So now he's bought another door lock
Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!
Nothing wrong with drawing on your experiences "
I much prefer Sage and Onion when it comes to stuffing a chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man with a clock
Who told his flatmate always to knock
One day he was caught with his dick in
That evenings roast chicken
So now he's bought another door lock
Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!
Nothing wrong with drawing on your experiences
I much prefer Sage and Onion when it comes to stuffing a chicken"
You have too many words in the third line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man with a clock
Who told his flatmate always to knock
One day he was caught with his dick in
That evenings roast chicken
So now he's bought another door lock
Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!
Nothing wrong with drawing on your experiences
I much prefer Sage and Onion when it comes to stuffing a chicken
You have too many words in the third line."
I think it's syllables that matter but at least it's better than any other efforts... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man from Nantucket"
Who put his left foot in a bucket
His right in a hole
He stepped on a mile
And said 'Oh for fucks sake, that's these socks ruined' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There once was a man from Nantucket
Who put his left foot in a bucket
His right in a hole
He stepped on a mile
And said 'Oh for fucks sake, that's these socks ruined'"
Hahahaha !!! |
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"You’re going to need to give us a clue ..
Haha .. my first disastrous forum entry
All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick .. etc "
And all nasty boys like to tease them and poke em with their stick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re going to need to give us a clue ..
Haha .. my first disastrous forum entry
All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick .. etc
And all nasty boys like to tease them and poke em with their stick."
Oooh in the words of Roy Walkers catchphrase
You’re close but it’s not right ! |
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All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.
Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.
Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy"
We have a winner everyone! Well done you!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.
Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy"
And where did you learn that may I ask? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.
Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy
And where did you learn that may I ask?"
Unfortunately from a work colleague when I was 17 in shipyard ! |
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"All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.
Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy
And where did you learn that may I ask?"
In the Navy, don't start sing YMCA please , please.
O go on then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.
Not very original though "
Yes maybe so - infact I entitled the thread incorrectly- it should have been : complete this naughty song .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a young British spy
Who thought he would give men a try
He'd often had women
This time, let a him in -
The cock up his crack made him cry. |
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over a year ago
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"There once was a woman from crewe
Who said as the bishop withdrew
The vicar was quicker
And slicker and thicker
And 2 inches longer than you!"
Hahah love it , feeling all holy all of a sudden |
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"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.
Not very original though "
I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.
To be original :
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
Me in bed with a bi red head
Double dildo in between us. |
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"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.
Not very original though
I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.
To be original :
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
Me in bed with a bi red head
Double dildo in between us."
Mary Mary has a bike
She rode it back to front,
But every time the wheels went round
A spoke went up her @@@t |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.
Not very original though
I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.
To be original :
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
Me in bed with a bi red head
Double dildo in between us."
Oh crapola mmm
A cold shower and a nice hot cup of bromide required courtesy of THAT  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.
Not very original though
I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.
To be original :
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
Me in bed with a bi red head
Double dildo in between us."
I’m seeing a lot of red haired appreciation everywhere I look lately, has anyone else noticed this, the power of suggestion is definitely planting a seed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.
Not very original though
I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.
To be original :
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
Me in bed with a bi red head
Double dildo in between us.
I’m seeing a lot of red haired appreciation everywhere I look lately, has anyone else noticed this, the power of suggestion is definitely planting a seed "
Yes - my first girlfriend was a redhead - I was ( not ginger !) when I had the flowing rock star ‘do’ .. seed planted I feel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.
Not very original though
I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.
To be original :
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
Me in bed with a bi red head
Double dildo in between us.
I’m seeing a lot of red haired appreciation everywhere I look lately, has anyone else noticed this, the power of suggestion is definitely planting a seed
Yes - my first girlfriend was a redhead - I was ( not ginger !) when I had the flowing rock star ‘do’ .. seed planted I feel "
Careful where you plant those seeds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexy fabster from the North West,
Sent me cheeky messages in jest,
GirlyGoo was her name,
And it really is a shame,
I live many miles away from the North West!  "
 I’m very touched (no such pun) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man in our street who's willy hung down by his feet.
His balls hung so low they brushed his big toe...
It was on Fab he got his first meet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There once was a man in our street who's willy hung down by his feet.
His balls hung so low they brushed his big toe...
It was on Fab he got his first meet."
Superb !! |
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