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"good job your not,, cos i was planning on doing it after dinner tonight :D " Why wait til then? I'll make some sarnies we can eat on the go. Come on team let's do this! Should we have a name or something? This is going to be the best day ever.... | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? " i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country switzerland has got away with things for far too long ! | |||
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"good job your not,, cos i was planning on doing it after dinner tonight :D Why wait til then? I'll make some sarnies we can eat on the go. Come on team let's do this! Should we have a name or something? This is going to be the best day ever.... " name could be "Awesome In Dominance Syndicate" :D | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country switzerland has got away with things for far too long !" Yeah but what about the chocolate? We need swiss choc! | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country switzerland has got away with things for far too long ! Yeah but what about the chocolate? We need swiss choc!" Finland!!! they are not a real country anyway!!! | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? " i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country switzerland has got away with things for far too long ! Yeah but what about the chocolate? We need swiss choc!" The Belgians If an attack on Switzerland cured the world of yodellers, it would be one warhead well used ! | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country switzerland has got away with things for far too long !" Can't we just ask them for it? I wasn't expecting to pull out the big guns so early....I usually like to hold off for as long as possible!! | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country switzerland has got away with things for far too long ! Can't we just ask them for it? I wasn't expecting to pull out the big guns so early....I usually like to hold off for as long as possible!! " we're taking over the world, not talking it round ! | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. " Bagsy first!.......hang on, I need to keep a clear head here, put the boobies away Sassy, wait until the final assault!! | |||
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"all the wars start in Belgium! Sorry, they have to go - even if we do lose some chocolate making in the process. " Ok, but can we only go as far up as ypes and leave flanders alone lol | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. Bagsy first!.......hang on, I need to keep a clear head here, put the boobies away Sassy, wait until the final assault!!" lol.. i waved my white flag. my breasts wont make people do as i say when others have nuclear weapons. | |||
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"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!" Am sure someone tried that 1942 - 1945 and it didn't go too well. They're very possessive about them hats ! Start off small - if we hit Switzerland first, it will wipe out most of the bank accounts of their top brass anyway ! And once we have seized the funds of the gas and oil millionaires, all we have to do is worry about them pesky Chinese and a few North Koreans - but they're nowt to worry about - the telly is crap and they believe all sorts ! | |||
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"all the wars start in Belgium! Sorry, they have to go - even if we do lose some chocolate making in the process. " we could always take out the biggest pest the world has.....JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!! | |||
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"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!" i liked those furry hats, cant we leave the makers of those alone?? oh man im crap at this world take over thing lol | |||
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"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!! i liked those furry hats, cant we leave the makers of those alone?? oh man im crap at this world take over thing lol" don't worry sassy, when we have achieved our goal, you can be minister for furry hats ! | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? Can't we just ask them for it? I wasn't expecting to pull out the big guns so early....I usually like to hold off for as long as possible!! we're taking over the world, not talking it round ! " Sorry, I've never done this before....it's not as easy as it looks. I'll stick to making the sarnies. Marmite ok for everyone? | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? Can't we just ask them for it? I wasn't expecting to pull out the big guns so early....I usually like to hold off for as long as possible!! we're taking over the world, not talking it round ! Sorry, I've never done this before....it's not as easy as it looks. I'll stick to making the sarnies. Marmite ok for everyone? " be quick then coz the marmite factory is next to go after switzerland ! | |||
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" Bagsy first!.......hang on, I need to keep a clear head here, put the boobies away Sassy, wait until the final assault!! lol.. i waved my white flag. my breasts wont make people do as i say when others have nuclear weapons. " I bet you Luxembourg they will!! | |||
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"Can I just have a quick wee before we go?" Yes. Quickly......anyone else before we go? Bussy? You're very excited. Have you had a wee, it's your last chance.... | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. " Aye, that ought to do it, lol! Start with Siberia first, you'll only have to knock out about ten people and then a country the size of more than half of Europe is all yours... | |||
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"Can I just have a quick wee before we go? Yes. Quickly......anyone else before we go? Bussy? You're very excited. Have you had a wee, it's your last chance...." yup i'll need a wee too.. brb lol | |||
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"Can I just have a quick wee before we go? Yes. Quickly......anyone else before we go? Bussy? You're very excited. Have you had a wee, it's your last chance...." Ah thanks runs to the loo before Busyy gets thre and leaves the seat up | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. Aye, that ought to do it, lol! Start with Siberia first, you'll only have to knock out about ten people and then a country the size of more than half of Europe is all yours... " wooo.. and my boobs are eco friendly and wont detroy the ozone! God im so green! lol | |||
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"Can I just have a quick wee before we go? Yes. Quickly......anyone else before we go? Bussy? You're very excited. Have you had a wee, it's your last chance...." Am ok - have got my bag on It fits well into the legs of these german generals trousers I had 'just sitting round' | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country switzerland has got away with things for far too long ! Yeah but what about the chocolate? We need swiss choc! The Belgians If an attack on Switzerland cured the world of yodellers, it would be one warhead well used !" No we need Belgian Chocolate | |||
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"Talking about uniforms.....what colour are we going in? I like to be co-ordinated" I am suggesting a grey-blue for the ladies I've never quite got over my Diana Dors fixation from when she was in 'The worm that turned' on the Two Ronnies | |||
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"Talking about uniforms.....what colour are we going in? I like to be co-ordinated I am suggesting a grey-blue for the ladies I've never quite got over my Diana Dors fixation from when she was in 'The worm that turned' on the Two Ronnies " Thats allowed as Diana Dors was sexy as hell | |||
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"Talking about uniforms.....what colour are we going in? I like to be co-ordinated I am suggesting a grey-blue for the ladies I've never quite got over my Diana Dors fixation from when she was in 'The worm that turned' on the Two Ronnies Thats allowed as Diana Dors was sexy as hell " I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol | |||
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"Thats allowed as Diana Dors was sexy as hell I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol" Thank fuck for that, I was about to leave sandwich making to go and google Diana Dors....I'll trust your judgement on this one, you can fill me in (oh yes I went there) on route.... | |||
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"I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol" OI!!! | |||
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"I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol OI!!! " Sir! yes Sir! | |||
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"I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol OI!!! Sir! yes Sir!" I'm a younger troop, I want to make it for when we take over the world | |||
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"Right whats the strategy? i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. Bagsy first!.......hang on, I need to keep a clear head here, put the boobies away Sassy, wait until the final assault!! lol.. i waved my white flag. my breasts wont make people do as i say when others have nuclear weapons. " I beg to differ, i am more likely to do what you say with your boobs hitting me in the face than to someone with a hand over a big red button... don't know if im just easily pleased, or pig headed. | |||
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"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!" Can we make naked snow angels??? And did someone mention they were bringing butties?????? | |||
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"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!! Can we make naked snow angels??? And did someone mention they were bringing butties??????" Yep we can make naked snow angels | |||
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"Damn, I was still on snow angels and hats! Can I have my buttie without marmite, and can someone do my hair n make up like Diana Dors before we go? Oh and I'll need a smoke before we set off sorry Its like dads army all over again!" Jam butty for you Lulu, and put the fags away, you can smoke on this.........(cue zipper sound effect and 70's porn music) bow chica wow wooooow..... | |||
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"Ive been sat here all night in my uniform on guard on my own! Bloody bunch of taking over the world timewasters!" Oh look, Captain Mainwaring has eventually woken up ! Sat up waiting eh ? More like sat up too late watching Two Ronnies re-runs Is Sargeant Wilson (aka ruggers) coming along too ? Better find out so the chefs can pack extra fig rolls ! | |||
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"hang on a second i need to do make up and straighten my hair,, papparazzi will be out in force on this invasion wanting gossip.. gotta look good lol" Loose lips sink ships sassy.....ooh er. Just stand there and look pretty, you distract the paps while we take out.....erm.....where we going again? | |||
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"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first , that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol" You and what army? | |||
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"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first , that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol" you may take my job,you may take the nail varnish,but you will never get my lists lol | |||
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"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first , that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol You and what army? " Funnily enough...... If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question | |||
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"Can I just have a quick wee before we go?" Oi, you've been bloody ages! Hurry up or you'll miss you place on the coach.... | |||
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"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first , that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol You and what army? Funnily enough...... If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question" Well I got to ask why? | |||
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"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first , that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol You and what army? Funnily enough...... If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question Well I got to ask why? " Well my bite is worse than my bark... just ask Soapy.. I think a little fear is healthy | |||
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"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first , that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol You and what army? Funnily enough...... If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question Well I got to ask why? Well my bite is worse than my bark... just ask Soapy.. I think a little fear is healthy " Well I fear nothing!!....except penguins!! | |||
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"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first , that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol You and what army? Funnily enough...... If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question Well I got to ask why? Well my bite is worse than my bark... just ask Soapy.. I think a little fear is healthy Well I fear nothing!!....except penguins!!" How convenient for me Every Despot needs a hopeless henchman- looks like it could be you | |||
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"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first , that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol You and what army? Funnily enough...... If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question Well I got to ask why? Well my bite is worse than my bark... just ask Soapy.. I think a little fear is healthy Well I fear nothing!!....except penguins!! How convenient for me Every Despot needs a hopeless henchman- looks like it could be you " I'm not hopeless!! That's just rude lol | |||
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"Testarossa? You think you can overpower us? Through hi tech, covert, surveillance techniques (I read your profile), I have discovered your weakness, and what will ultimately be your downfall.....your obsession with cleanliness. Let me tell you young lady, we are the smelliest, filthiest least pleasant people you could ever hope to meet....my underpants alone will make your eyeballs smart....you're no match for us testarossa.....if that is your real name. The comments in this message are invented purely for entertainment purposes and do not reflect the personal hygiene of previous posters....although the author of this message has been wearing the same undercrackers for quite some time...and we're talking weeks not days....seriously, they're really bad.... " Ha! I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits One word to defeat you... Bleach | |||
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"Testarossa? You think you can overpower us? Through hi tech, covert, surveillance techniques (I read your profile), I have discovered your weakness, and what will ultimately be your downfall.....your obsession with cleanliness. Let me tell you young lady, we are the smelliest, filthiest least pleasant people you could ever hope to meet....my underpants alone will make your eyeballs smart....you're no match for us testarossa.....if that is your real name. The comments in this message are invented purely for entertainment purposes and do not reflect the personal hygiene of previous posters....although the author of this message has been wearing the same undercrackers for quite some time...and we're talking weeks not days....seriously, they're really bad.... " Bagsy not being in your army now! And ffs keep ya pants zipped up. I aint going near there now | |||
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" Ha! I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits One word to defeat you... Bleach " Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there??? That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR | |||
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" Bagsy not being in your army now! And ffs keep ya pants zipped up. I aint going near there now " You don't mean that, not you lulu I need you....I'll clean up my act......I think I've got some old spice in the back of the cupboard, I'll spray some on my tiny penis, you'll never know it's dirty (might want to close your eyes though, apparently the scabs and blisters are 'unattractive') some people are so superficial.... | |||
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" Ha! I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits One word to defeat you... Bleach Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there??? That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR " THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! | |||
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" Ha! I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits One word to defeat you... Bleach Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there??? That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" Ha! sandal -wearing leather-skirt flouncing jessy! Grow a pair (of clean ones) you and who's army, cos I got quite a few in the British one so you can't have them | |||
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" Ha! I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits One word to defeat you... Bleach Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there??? That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" i am spartacus...oh dear that was another thread | |||
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"Well no bugger came and got me, so Im taking my eyelashes and flipping my hair in a sulk hmph " Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was changing my underpants....(in best dramatic Hollywood epic voice)......y'see lulu, I did that for you. Now take my hand and come with me......we got a world to takeover......(cue epic Hollywood soundtrack)..... | |||
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" Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was changing my underpants....(in best dramatic Hollywood epic voice)......y'see lulu, I did that for you. Now take my hand and come with me......we got a world to takeover......(cue epic Hollywood soundtrack)....." Oh Cam, my hero (said in my best Scarlett O'Hara voice) waltzes off in my Diana Dors sexy uniform | |||
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" Ha! I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits One word to defeat you... Bleach Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there??? That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! Ha! sandal -wearing leather-skirt flouncing jessy! Grow a pair (of clean ones) you and who's army, cos I got quite a few in the British one so you can't have them " I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! | |||
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" I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" YEAH! You tell her Mad. High five brother.... How d'ya like them apples Testarossa? Having second thoughts hmmm? | |||
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" I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YEAH! You tell her Mad. High five brother.... How d'ya like them apples Testarossa? Having second thoughts hmmm?" first i had to organise matching gloves and boots then sarnies,plane tickets,nail varnish,phone chargers,everybody needed a wee and now its bloomin apples,a quartermasters job is never done | |||
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" I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YEAH! You tell her Mad. High five brother.... How d'ya like them apples Testarossa? Having second thoughts hmmm?" I don't like your odds mate, if I can have five quarters of the orange, it kinda knocks your apples into a cocked hat.... And as for your lego men, I see your lego and raise you with the Transformers | |||
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" I don't like your odds mate, if I can have five quarters of the orange, it kinda knocks your apples into a cocked hat.... And as for your lego men, I see your lego and raise you with the Transformers " Deceptacons or Autobots? | |||
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" I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YEAH! You tell her Mad. High five brother.... How d'ya like them apples Testarossa? Having second thoughts hmmm? I don't like your odds mate, if I can have five quarters of the orange, it kinda knocks your apples into a cocked hat.... And as for your lego men, I see your lego and raise you with the Transformers " testy testy testy ,iv got the supplies,wev got the army now surely we can talk,its better to that we all get on that way we have more of a chance,how about it | |||
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" I don't like your odds mate, if I can have five quarters of the orange, it kinda knocks your apples into a cocked hat.... And as for your lego men, I see your lego and raise you with the Transformers Deceptacons or Autobots?" Well der, obviously I would be Autobots, with my username, versatile and changeable, with a bodywork worth dying for!!!! | |||
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"testy testy testy ,iv got the supplies,wev got the army now surely we can talk,its better to that we all get on that way we have more of a chance,how about it " JOIN ME OR DIE!!! (laughing) | |||
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"oooo i might be good at this can i join in please .. i have 6 children so not scared of anyone and its my time of the month " Yes but you have to be able to speak Spanish, badly? Its in the evil dictator handbook of requirements | |||
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"This thread has had me giggling for the last two days while I've been suffering with a stinking cold - I'm on the mend now and would like to offer my services as Supreme World DickTaker once the FA has taken over and quelled all civil unrest - have them all washed and bought to my tent....... " ooo its good to smile xx even when your not feeling your best xx thay come acrossed a happy lot here on this post nice to see x | |||
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"oooo i might be good at this can i join in please .. i have 6 children so not scared of anyone and its my time of the month Yes but you have to be able to speak Spanish, badly? Its in the evil dictator handbook of requirements " im sure saying san miguel a few times wil suffice eh | |||
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"i want to be in the winning side... do you get to tie the enemies up mmmmm " Eeee not so much.... Tie them down Then Wind them Up | |||
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" Deceptacons or Autobots? Well der, obviously I would be Autobots, with my username, versatile and changeable, with a bodywork worth dying for!!!! " Autobots would never try and take over the world dopey! Now you've alienated the decepticons too, Megatron will not be happy with you young lady....you may aswell just put the bodywork down and step away from the engine and we'll say nothing more about this......misguided and over ambitious attempt to take over the world before us....(insert patronising hug icon)... | |||
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"i want to be in the winning side... do you get to tie the enemies up mmmmm Eeee not so much.... Tie them down Then Wind them Up " does winding up with sexual teasing count ..im good at that | |||
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"oooo i might be good at this can i join in please .. i have 6 children so not scared of anyone and its my time of the month Yes but you have to be able to speak Spanish, badly? Its in the evil dictator handbook of requirements " Ooooh, lemme try.... Bueno Estente..A fe fe fe a fe fe fe, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, chriswaddle! | |||
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"Autobots would never try and take over the world dopey! Now you've alienated the decepticons too, Megatron will not be happy with you young lady....you may aswell just put the bodywork down and step away from the engine and we'll say nothing more about this......misguided and over ambitious attempt to take over the world before us....(insert patronising hug icon)..." And you just made the classic and possibly fatal error of assuming that i am thinking logically MWAHAHAHAHAHA | |||
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"Cazz Lacey Lulu Blonde.... you are all hired! " Wayhay - 40DD for the breastplate please Quartermaster | |||
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"Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything. Testarossa you might win this battle.....but you'll never WIN THE WAAAAAAARRRRRRRR.......ouch that hurt my throat....Lacey have you got any throat lozenges? " well with you at the head i am sure the girls will be just fine , lol | |||
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"40dd breastplate and throat lozengers at the ready" lol x poor man he dont know what he is in for x lol i will keep looking in xx | |||
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"Cazz Lacey Lulu Blonde.... you are all hired! Wayhay - 40DD for the breastplate please Quartermaster " 42E for me please nice pink one if possible | |||
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"noted in my litle black book,welcome sister " whoo hoo!!!! | |||
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" 42E for me please nice pink one if possible " Can I have a 42E swarovski encrusted breastplate? I've decided to get some tits when we eventually take over..... | |||
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"Cazz Lacey Lulu Blonde.... you are all hired! " 40FF pink sparkly quizomastero plateo por favour ey my spanishio is getting wayio more betterio | |||
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"Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything. " Got offered a pink sparkly thing sorry. I like pretty shiny things | |||
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"Has decided that this war lark is far to dangerous with low odds of survival.. or at least surving with his dignity or balls intact. so i have decided to set up a crime syndicate in switzerland.. laundering all the money into an offshore account whilst lulu is busy choosing sides. As well as raiding laceys supplies to sell on a reputable on-line marketplace.. war is just so damn profitable. In fact im a veritable genius.. not only am i providing world peace by undermining the whole war effort, i am making a profit out of fear and uncertainty... Mo Money Mo Money ( in worst gansta voice ever)." Too late, I'm a scouser so the money was long gone | |||
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"Has decided that this war lark is far to dangerous with low odds of survival.. or at least surving with his dignity or balls intact. so i have decided to set up a crime syndicate in switzerland.. laundering all the money into an offshore account whilst lulu is busy choosing sides. As well as raiding laceys supplies to sell on a reputable on-line marketplace.. war is just so damn profitable. In fact im a veritable genius.. not only am i providing world peace by undermining the whole war effort, i am making a profit out of fear and uncertainty... Mo Money Mo Money ( in worst gansta voice ever). Too late, I'm a scouser so the money was long gone " damn you scouse hussy... damn where is my shirt.. you took the shirt of my back too. | |||
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"Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything. Got offered a pink sparkly thing sorry. I like pretty shiny things " I'm not going to lie to you.....this is NOT going well..... You've made your choice lulu old chum....I won't hold you back. Testa, look after her, she's one of the good ones.....now please if you could just give me a minute, I've got something in my eye..... | |||
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"Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything. Got offered a pink sparkly thing sorry. I like pretty shiny things I'm not going to lie to you.....this is NOT going well..... You've made your choice lulu old chum....I won't hold you back. Testa, look after her, she's one of the good ones.....now please if you could just give me a minute, I've got something in my eye....." Uh oh I'm sorry Cam Pssst Testa... I think I've infiltrated the enemy camp | |||
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"can i get a stylish black breastplate with a snazzy bow tie el quartermaster pleasio... its cold and lulu sold my shirt to swedish minstrels. In exchange i wont steal anymore goods.. and you can have the penguin." Minstrels.... did someone mention chocolate... where..? Girls this could be my downfall,tis my cryptonite....(I recently learned the orgasmic delights of minstrels and popcorn in the same mouthful) Lulu as my Number 2, I am leaving you at the helm... I am going out for a while..... I may be some time.... | |||
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"can i get a stylish black breastplate with a snazzy bow tie el quartermaster pleasio... its cold and lulu sold my shirt to swedish minstrels. In exchange i wont steal anymore goods.. and you can have the penguin. Minstrels.... did someone mention chocolate... where..? Girls this could be my downfall,tis my cryptonite....(I recently learned the orgasmic delights of minstrels and popcorn in the same mouthful) Lulu as my Number 2, I am leaving you at the helm... I am going out for a while..... I may be some time.... " Number 2?? Sorry not into that. Ahhh you meant as a deputy? Sure boss, I've got you covered! Right troops, all boobs on deck! ( @ Y @ ) P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread | |||
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"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread " It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous... Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol | |||
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"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous... Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol" Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's?? | |||
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"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous... Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's?? " If it was a kids show in the 80s im sure i would have remembered it!!!! goes to look for crystal tits on the tinterweb. No wait i see what your doing there... just because i inadvertently discovered Testarossa's kryptonite you try to get me with my own... tits.. Im far to smart for that . (P.S i love this thread) | |||
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"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous... Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's?? " wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ? | |||
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"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous... Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's?? wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ? " see i had heard of that one, a clear attempt to distract me... but seeing as the man of the hour has abandoned the thread... my attempts to take advantage of this war are thwarted. Now the army will unite behind one women... i have no chaos to manipulate. I shall accept my marigold gloves and i will even respond to oi you... but i am keeping the penguin and the black breastplate with bow tie.. i make no heady demands, just request i am occasionally used as a sex toy by any of my superiors as a break from my subterfuge. Feck! | |||
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" wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ? " Damn it Cazzah, shhh was trying to distract the enemy by mentioning tits lol Oi you! Yes you Cam, come and be my sex servant | |||
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"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous... Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's?? wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ? see i had heard of that one, a clear attempt to distract me... but seeing as the man of the hour has abandoned the thread... my attempts to take advantage of this war are thwarted. Now the army will unite behind one women... i have no chaos to manipulate. I shall accept my marigold gloves and i will even respond to oi you... but i am keeping the penguin and the black breastplate with bow tie.. i make no heady demands, just request i am occasionally used as a sex toy by any of my superiors as a break from my subterfuge. Feck!" Aw you boys give in too easy! Unless its a dummy you're trying to throw to infiltrate us??? Or have I just given you an idea now | |||
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"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous... Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's?? wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ? see i had heard of that one, a clear attempt to distract me... but seeing as the man of the hour has abandoned the thread... my attempts to take advantage of this war are thwarted. Now the army will unite behind one women... i have no chaos to manipulate. I shall accept my marigold gloves and i will even respond to oi you... but i am keeping the penguin and the black breastplate with bow tie.. i make no heady demands, just request i am occasionally used as a sex toy by any of my superiors as a break from my subterfuge. Feck!" Minions, have that man washed and bought to my tent........ | |||
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"What is the war over!!! what am i going to do with my lists now Origami anyone " Maybe we can do a list on what laws etc we will bring in? Or make pretty snow flakes? | |||
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"Is it safe? Has all the chocolate gone Right back to the plans, so Argentina it is, then? Can we borrow an aircraft carrier to get there, it will only take about a month..... would have suggested we fly there.... we still could... maybe take the boys along for the ride? Does anyone give a flying fuck??? If so, whats it like?? " Ooh mile high club... adds to bucket list. Hmm but an aircraft carriers is more roomy, imagine the fun we could all have on deck too. Brings you a mug of Hot CHOCOLATE!!! with your position of power, comes a life time of watching your back for your krptonite. | |||
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" Ooh mile high club... adds to bucket list. Hmm but an aircraft carriers is more roomy, imagine the fun we could all have on deck too. Brings you a mug of Hot CHOCOLATE!!! with your position of power, comes a life time of watching your back for your krptonite." Comes running in baywatch stylee Nooooooooo *knocks the hot chocolate over. Phew, that was close boss | |||
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" Ooh mile high club... adds to bucket list. Hmm but an aircraft carriers is more roomy, imagine the fun we could all have on deck too. Brings you a mug of Hot CHOCOLATE!!! with your position of power, comes a life time of watching your back for your krptonite. Comes running in baywatch stylee Nooooooooo *knocks the hot chocolate over. Phew, that was close boss" Aw fanx Chick, so glad you came over to the darkside HPC.... we WILL corrupt you | |||
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"Argh... ITS THE END OF THE WORLD I TELLS YA THE END OF... . . . . THE THREAD.... anyways...! " Picks up his light sabre and with a sad glint in his eye mopes off home for his dinner. | |||
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"Argh... ITS THE END OF THE WORLD I TELLS YA THE END OF... . . . . THE THREAD.... anyways...! " Noooooooo We shall never be defeated! Well until our nail varnish chips or hair gets frizzy. Eek straighteners required P.s. thanks for a good giggle all xxx | |||
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"Sorry to break it to you all folks, but Myself and Austin have just defeated Dr Evil and the world is now Mine all Mine (evil laugh) Hahahahahahahaah" You can take our thread but you cant take our freed.... Oh shit, they handcuffed me | |||
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