Jokes Jokes Jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post your favourites.

I put diesel in the Escort.

She died.

They say you'll meet the love of your life when you're not really looking.

Which is true, but by then I'd run her over

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was going to sell my sat nav but i'd be lost without it.

Selling my dyson as it's just gathering dust.