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over a year ago
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It’s fab. You’ll get some fat trucker called derek who sucks his vulgar beer belly in when he walks past girls 20 years younger than him thinking if they’ve got a moustache he’d still do them from behind in his cab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a diddy woman
From Knotty Ash
Who while making jam butties
Grew a handlebar moustache
The local priest fell for her
Buying her butties with cash
But shot off to his presbytery
Cos he had a bishop to bash
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"It’s fab. You’ll get some fat trucker called derek who sucks his vulgar beer belly in when he walks past girls 20 years younger than him thinking if they’ve got a moustache he’d still do them from behind in his cab"
You had me at vulgar beer belly x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure some would even notice if I had a goatee as long as there's boobs available tbh
Having just seen the boobs , that's perfectly understandable  "
Haha, why thanks! Wish I could put face pics up though, my goatee really is a beaut  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At girls with moustaches...
Discuss."
Good call thanks for highlighting it
Shave a ladys face she can pull for a week
Give her a razor and she will be pestered for a lifetime 
Give £1 a month and save sex for thousands |
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"At girls with moustaches...
Discuss.
Good call thanks for highlighting it
Shave a ladys face she can pull for a week
Give her a razor and she will be pestered for a lifetime
Give £1 a month and save sex for thousands "
Adopt a bearded lady and we'll send you a certificate plus yearly updates.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At girls with moustaches...
Discuss.
Good call thanks for highlighting it
Shave a ladys face she can pull for a week
Give her a razor and she will be pestered for a lifetime
Give £1 a month and save sex for thousands
Adopt a bearded lady and we'll send you a certificate plus yearly updates...."
and a plush toy head? |
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