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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Balancing the other thread -

Her tits are just too big!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham

Can u give me the blow job once i have done the washing up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your fanny is way too tight for me!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm sorry I don't know how long my cock is in inches.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do you know the way to the nearest post office?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wait your turn, both of you licking it at the same time is just too much.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Fab is for what? I could never have a single male account on something like that

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham

sure you can have the remote control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab is for what? I could never have a single male account on something like that"

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sure you can have the remote control "

That should be on the other thread in my case xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm sorry I don't know how long my cock is in inches."

Why on earth would I want to take a pic of it next to the sky remote/a can of red bull/ a can or bottle of beer/a family sized tube of toothpaste - that would be weird!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Just take my credit card darling, and buy what you want x

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"sure you can have the remote control

That should be on the other thread in my case xx "

only cos u dont like footy wierdo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wait a minute i can't see the tele !

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By *un_JuiceCouple  over a year ago

Nr Chester

I know we're down as a couple and don't play seperately but sure you can have her for the evening. Just let me know what time I can have my fiance back.

I honestly don't mind and i'm sure it's what she really wants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow you girls must have had some weird guys lol...

Things a guy wouldnt say.... dont worry about the lube just shove it right in there... yes i know its a watermelon dear just get on with it..

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Buy more shoes darling...

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Buy more shoes darling... "

Nice comfortable ones......

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Buy more shoes darling...

Nice comfortable ones......"

*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes darling you bum DOES look big in that xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not tonight..... ive got a headache

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not tonight..... ive got a headache "

We have never met have we lol? Xx

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I'm making you breakfast in bed darling, then I will run you a bath. You have a nice soak whilst I get on with the ironing.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Cup of tea hun? And I bought you some chocolate today.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm making you breakfast in bed darling, then I will run you a bath. You have a nice soak whilst I get on with the ironing."

I say that all the time xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not tonight..... ive got a headache "

i was going to put that haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can watch the soaps babe, I'm not fussed about the footy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can watch the soaps babe, I'm not fussed about the footy x"

It's the other way round fa me I hate football but love soaps she's the footie fan xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can watch the soaps babe, I'm not fussed about the footy x

It's the other way round fa me I hate football but love soaps she's the footie fan xx "

I hope you get it the right way round in the bed room soapy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can watch the soaps babe, I'm not fussed about the footy x

It's the other way round fa me I hate football but love soaps she's the footie fan xx I hope you get it the right way round in the bed room soapy "

Na but the strapon comes in handy xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your fanny is way too tight for me!"

I said this in my mind with 2 girls.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cup of tea hun? And I bought you some chocolate today."

I think I must be house trained me

I quite ofen ran my ex a bath, made her a brew and bought her chocolate if she'd had a bad day

I draw the line at the remote though ... I have limits!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sit down love i'll do the washing up

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

You`re changed to go out already?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No thanks Hun - I'm off blow jobs right now!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

of course flowers arnt a waste of money

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Im too tired, can we just snuggle!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yeah that last women we met had much firmer tits than you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Your right, I dont need a afternoon nap"

"Rather than risk peeing on the toilet floor, I'll have a sit down wee from now on"

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

I'll watch the kids while you go out with your pals.

Phone me when you need a lift home.

I'll do the shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

not tonight darling, ive got a headache

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By *teborahCouple  over a year ago

warrington

F*ck me she is a good driver!

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"sure you can have the remote control "
now you are being silly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your fanny is way too tight for me!"

I have said that, my fault for rushing. A few mins of gentle rubbing and things were back to normal - thank god

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Course you can take my new car for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh her you were inviting over that looks like Katie Perry,shes joining you and you both want me with you both, no its ok, enders is on then, you two have fun darling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit down love i'll do the washing up "
right now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you ask a direct yes or no question to them, they would not reply.

"Not really"!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You`re changed to go out already?"

No darling, try on another outfit.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your sisters a better shag xx

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