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"I'm sorry I don't know how long my cock is in inches."
Why on earth would I want to take a pic of it next to the sky remote/a can of red bull/ a can or bottle of beer/a family sized tube of toothpaste - that would be weird! |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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I know we're down as a couple and don't play seperately but sure you can have her for the evening. Just let me know what time I can have my fiance back.
I honestly don't mind and i'm sure it's what she really wants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow you girls must have had some weird guys lol...
Things a guy wouldnt say.... dont worry about the lube just shove it right in there... yes i know its a watermelon dear just get on with it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm making you breakfast in bed darling, then I will run you a bath. You have a nice soak whilst I get on with the ironing."
I say that all the time xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can watch the soaps babe, I'm not fussed about the footy x
It's the other way round fa me I hate football but love soaps she's the footie fan xx " I hope you get it the right way round in the bed room soapy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can watch the soaps babe, I'm not fussed about the footy x
It's the other way round fa me I hate football but love soaps she's the footie fan xx I hope you get it the right way round in the bed room soapy "
Na but the strapon comes in handy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cup of tea hun? And I bought you some chocolate today."
I think I must be house trained me
I quite ofen ran my ex a bath, made her a brew and bought her chocolate if she'd had a bad day
I draw the line at the remote though ... I have limits!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh her you were inviting over that looks like Katie Perry,shes joining you and you both want me with you both, no its ok, enders is on then, you two have fun darling. |
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