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over a year ago
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"I just proved problem solving is my thing.
So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x"
Where were u last night when i had passport problems  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just proved problem solving is my thing.
So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x
Where were u last night when i had passport problems "
Justly doing erm......stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just proved problem solving is my thing.
So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x
Where were u last night when i had passport problems
Justly doing erm......stuff. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do I stay or so I go? "
Well that's just a Clash of ideas. Do both, if you're talking about fab hide your profile, if you're talking about life go but then come back to visit. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I need someone to ask me out for a coffee.
Stand outside Starbucks with your empty pockets turned out and a really thirsty look on your face. "
Erm that isn't viable at the minute I've only got my dressing gown on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Top of the list is I need a job
Mrs
What kinda job would you like and what would hold you back from getting it? "
admin and no where will acpect me coz o don't ave enough experience
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Top of the list is I need a job
Mrs
What kinda job would you like and what would hold you back from getting it? admin and no where will acpect me coz o don't ave enough experience
Sighs"
Have you tried agency work? Short term contracts to up your experience? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need someone to ask me out for a coffee.
Can come have coffe here anytime you' like and bring that paddle with you
Mrscxxx
Now that is my idea of being asked for coffee x  "
It happened on the thread I started. I'm claiming it as problem solved  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where were you going when I saw you coming back ?  "
Fab! I was coming back to fab. It called me like the batsignal. A big lit up cock in the sky.
I only came back to save the eyes of the innocent. I'm not saying I'm a saint but...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rubi my default is knobhead, how can I be a better person, but still have that edge that women so love ? "
Sweets. Hand them out each time you speak. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aunt Rubi,should I take my love to town?
Yes Kenny Aunt Rubi, you look like Tame impala 
If I had her tits I wouldn’t leave the house etc"
If you had my tits my ass would be out of proportion. |
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Dear Aunt Rubi
My friend sometimes gets so aroused when playing with a sexy lady that he feels that he is going to shoot very quickly... is this something he should worry about or take it as a sign of how sexy the lady is and a compliment to her? |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"I just proved problem solving is my thing.
So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x"
Hi Auntie R
Can you advise where I can get my hands on a guinea pig for a stew Im intending on making |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Aunt Rubi
My friend sometimes gets so aroused when playing with a sexy lady that he feels that he is going to shoot very quickly... is this something he should worry about or take it as a sign of how sexy the lady is and a compliment to her?"
It's all good as long as he sticks around for round 2. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand?"
This isn't philosophy 101. Come back when you have an actual problem. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just proved problem solving is my thing.
So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x
Hi Auntie R
Can you advise where I can get my hands on a guinea pig for a stew Im intending on making "
No. Try quorn. |
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"Dear Aunt Rubi
My friend sometimes gets so aroused when playing with a sexy lady that he feels that he is going to shoot very quickly... is this something he should worry about or take it as a sign of how sexy the lady is and a compliment to her?
It's all good as long as he sticks around for round 2. "
Thank you.... I mean my friend says Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aunt rubi
I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.
Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.
Any ideas? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m as ugly as a fridge from the 60s covered in bird shit straight from Trafalgar square and had a 5 year old that hates art try to draw a picture on it"
Retro. You're retro. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aunt rubi
I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.
Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.
Any ideas?"
Moob. You should call it the Moob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aunt rubi
I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.
Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.
Any ideas?
Moob. You should call it the Moob. "
Boom  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m as ugly as a fridge from the 60s covered in bird shit straight from Trafalgar square and had a 5 year old that hates art try to draw a picture on it
Retro. You're retro. "
Fuck it good enough I guess. Not sure how it helps but nor is it advice but you know I’m 100% not picky or a massive cunt or anything so I wont complain at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aunt rubi
I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.
Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.
Any ideas?
Moob. You should call it the Moob.
Boom "
Other way silly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m as ugly as a fridge from the 60s covered in bird shit straight from Trafalgar square and had a 5 year old that hates art try to draw a picture on it
Retro. You're retro.
Fuck it good enough I guess. Not sure how it helps but nor is it advice but you know I’m 100% not picky or a massive cunt or anything so I wont complain at all "
Jeeeeez! Get a paper bag and draw a happy non complaining face on it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've an ingrowing hair, how do I get rid of it? "
Wash the area.
Apply warm compresses.
Gently pull out the hair with tweezers.
Remove dead skin.
Use creams to reduce inflammation.
Stop shaving your bollocks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aunt rubi
I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.
Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.
Any ideas?
Moob. You should call it the Moob.
Boom
Other way silly "
Any way you want pretty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aunt rubi
I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.
Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.
Any ideas?
Moob. You should call it the Moob.
Boom
Other way silly
Any way you want pretty "
Every way  |
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