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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. And you will also need malaria jabs. Citronella a visa and it is now a legal requirement to have a Mel Gibson tattoo on the right arm above the elbow. "
This is correct |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard that you might also need to wear a kilt now OP....and eat Haggis at the border."
Nah he needs to catch a live one first wee buggers are hard to catch  |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"I however don’t need a visa. I have Scottish in me. I think his name was hamish
Was he a good ride??????   "
He kept trying to ram my feet in his boots but he was a good ride once he stopped singing Scotland the brave |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"I heard that you might also need to wear a kilt now OP....and eat Haggis at the border.
Nah he needs to catch a live one first wee buggers are hard to catch "
Ssshh lads and ladies. Theirs a live one in here if we sneak up on him I’m sure we can nick his kilt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to put your watch forward an hour when you go PMF x   diffent time too i dont know how to do that on this watch
It's a Sun dial."
Sun dial? Considered witchcraft in some parts still burn you at the stake lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I'm Scottish and been in Liverpool along time as passport expired while I was on holiday here and not been able to return home so I hope this info helps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. But you’ll need a warm coat, and some gloves. Maybe throw in a hot water bottle for good luck.
Willy warmer"
im hoping there will be volunteers for that job |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
"I heard that you might also need to wear a kilt now OP....and eat Haggis at the border.
Nah he needs to catch a live one first wee buggers are hard to catch
Ssshh lads and ladies. Theirs a live one in here if we sneak up on him I’m sure we can nick his kilt"
you can look to see if he is wearing underwear or not under his kilt! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment  "
why would i be embarrassed i didnt know so i asked if folk got a giggle out of it thats a bonus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment why would i be embarrassed i didnt know so i asked if folk got a giggle out of it thats a bonus"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get this... it takes 1hr 20mins to fly from Cardiff to Paris... It takes 9hrs 35mins to fly to Liverpool from Cardiff! How mad is that. Got to go via Amsterdam. Manchester and Isle of Man... Stupid right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you take a bottle of buckfast wine you can use it to bribe your way in. Just say "i have bucky" you will get fast tracked through security."
Naaaaa il wing it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?
No, but you might need one to go to Margate whats a margate
It's someone from Manchesters gate ain't it? "
i dunno |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment why would i be embarrassed i didnt know so i asked if folk got a giggle out of it thats a bonus"
Have Fun up there B 
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?
No, but you might need one to go to Margate whats a margate
It's someone from Manchesters gate ain't it? i dunno"
Thought you'd get it at least? It's how the say My gate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Threads like these brighten ones day....
the wee Scottish chap in here is defecting and therefore relinquishing his honorary Yorkshire (ish) status - so yes... nick his kilt and we’ll keep it as a trophy (if he ever has any clothes on) - and hang it on the walls of York!
But to the op’s question. Depends on Tessa and her plan A(B) surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. And you will also need malaria jabs. Citronella a visa and it is now a legal requirement to have a Mel Gibson tattoo on the right arm above the elbow. "
don't forget The Bru must have a girder as well
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't forget to change all your cash for Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank of Scotland or Clydesdale Bank notes. I can exchange them for you for just 35% commish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to change all your cash for Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank of Scotland or Clydesdale Bank notes. I can exchange them for you for just 35% commish.
I actually do this "
come back with a wad of £1 notes the Spearmint rhino ladies love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Avoiding the cheeky response
It’s always good practice to carry your passport when flying even within the UK - some airlines have issues with driving license and other forms of ID.
Better still take a train and indulge in the “beauty” of the island |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment why would i be embarrassed i didnt know so i asked if folk got a giggle out of it thats a bonus
Have Fun up there B
Jo.Xx"
not sure i will based on the glum responce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get this... it takes 1hr 20mins to fly from Cardiff to Paris... It takes 9hrs 35mins to fly to Liverpool from Cardiff! How mad is that. Got to go via Amsterdam. Manchester and Isle of Man... Stupid right? "
Train from Liverpool to Cardiff is half as quick and cheaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget your shots.shots?
Dangerous over there babe they’ve all got guns 
No, the guns are all down south. You're far more likely to be stabbed up here "
Not where I am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to change all your cash for Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank of Scotland or Clydesdale Bank notes. I can exchange them for you for just 35% commish."
He's ripping you off! Don't listen to him. I'll exchange them for you for less than the market rate at 30%. Scottish hospitality for a fellow fabber. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to change all your cash for Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank of Scotland or Clydesdale Bank notes. I can exchange them for you for just 35% commish.
He's ripping you off! Don't listen to him. I'll exchange them for you for less than the market rate at 30%. Scottish hospitality for a fellow fabber. "
Don't trust a teuchter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you want to go to that Godforesaken place for anyway?"
i owed a favour at work bonus is i get hotel life for a few days tho so im looking forward to it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get this... it takes 1hr 20mins to fly from Cardiff to Paris... It takes 9hrs 35mins to fly to Liverpool from Cardiff! How mad is that. Got to go via Amsterdam. Manchester and Isle of Man... Stupid right?
Train from Liverpool to Cardiff is half as quick and cheaper "
I know... just saying... |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Your going for it today Mr.finger
Not today next week"
Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast.
Where you staying? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger
Not today next week
Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast.
Where you staying? "
Edinburgh i think |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Your going for it today Mr.finger
Not today next week
Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast.
Where you staying?
Edinburgh i think "
Aww you should be going to Glasgow. You'll be fine in Edinburgh though, full of tourists. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. But you’ll need a warm coat, and some gloves. Maybe throw in a hot water bottle for good luck.
Willy warmer"
No need 1/2 pound of lard spread over balls and around cock sorts that out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers.
What about plain loaf
And some square sausage too "
cant get my head round that |
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger
Not today next week
Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast.
Where you staying?
Edinburgh i think "
My favourite city in the world |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger
Not today next week
Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast.
Where you staying?
Edinburgh i think
Aww you should be going to Glasgow. You'll be fine in Edinburgh though, full of tourists."
may be there too one of the days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger
Not today next week
Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast.
Where you staying?
Edinburgh i think
My favourite city in the world "
its that good wow |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers.
What about plain loaf
And some square sausage too cant get my head round that"
It’s basically
Sausage
That’s square and cut into slices. And bloody delicious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers.
What about plain loaf
And some square sausage too cant get my head round that
It’s basically
Sausage
That’s square and cut into slices. And bloody delicious "
its the reason i cant eat a mc breafast thingy at maccies funny shaped sausages il pass |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers.
What about plain loaf
And some square sausage too cant get my head round that
It’s basically
Sausage
That’s square and cut into slices. And bloody delicious its the reason i cant eat a mc breafast thingy at maccies funny shaped sausages il pass"
No don’t it’s bloody delicious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger
Not today next week
Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast.
Where you staying?
Edinburgh i think
Aww you should be going to Glasgow. You'll be fine in Edinburgh though, full of tourists.may be there too one of the days"
take that back no i wont be il be in Edinburgh |
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Breaking news..Due to a Sat Nav input error, Pull has been driving round Scotch Corner for the last three hours looking for the Loch Ness Monster.
Women across Scotland weep into their neeps and tatties.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment
Aye but we would have missed out on the fun then lol "
Exactly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Breaking news..Due to a Sat Nav input error, Pull has been driving round Scotch Corner for the last three hours looking for the Loch Ness Monster.
Women across Scotland weep into their neeps and tatties...."
not yet ya square sausage |
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If you're flying then you need ID but not a passport.
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