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Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Newcastle . He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates |
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"Lol, may be true but I'd still marry one, I find the accent incredibly horny for some crazy reason!"
I DID marry one. The accent ain't so horny when you've pissed them off I can tell ya!  |
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"Lol, may be true but I'd still marry one, I find the accent incredibly horny for some crazy reason!
I DID marry one. The accent ain't so horny when you've pissed them off I can tell ya! "
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" Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Newcastle . He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates"
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"Lol, may be true but I'd still marry one, I find the accent incredibly horny for some crazy reason!
I DID marry one. The accent ain't so horny when you've pissed them off I can tell ya! "
I've pissed off women from gypsy to cajun; I'm still alive, but nothing wilts a boner like an angry woman, whatever the accent.
Let's face it - they're all scary!
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