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"come out come out were ever you are we are looking for fresh meat mmmmmmmmmm
bloody hell diamond....don't be scaring 'em before they get here  "
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"I've posted but I'm newish - so hello!
Ladies, you can have my body anytime. 
mmmmmmmmmmm come on in and welcome to our world "
I'm available for weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs and some good hard fucking too! |
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"I've posted but I'm newish - so hello!
Ladies, you can have my body anytime.
mmmmmmmmmmm come on in and welcome to our world I'm available for weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs and some good hard fucking too! "
mmmmmmmmm ive never shagged a dwarf before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 16/01/12 12:17:02]"
I'm not new and I post occasionally. Didn't want to feel left out so, am saying hello to lurkers and existing posters |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Posted before but have to confess to being a bit of a 'lurker' occasionally! So hi all - and as I haven't read all of it (have to do some proper work too sadly!) is this post related to the 'is this forum newbie friendly?' as you're all being very nice to us lurkers! lol |
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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Posted before but have to confess to being a bit of a 'lurker' occasionally! So hi all - and as I haven't read all of it (have to do some proper work too sadly!) is this post related to the 'is this forum newbie friendly?' as you're all being very nice to us lurkers! lol"
Just to see if we can lure some lurkers to posting.
Welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Posted before but have to confess to being a bit of a 'lurker' occasionally! So hi all - and as I haven't read all of it (have to do some proper work too sadly!) is this post related to the 'is this forum newbie friendly?' as you're all being very nice to us lurkers! lol
Just to see if we can lure some lurkers to posting.
Welcome "
pounces on Rugger and drags her to bed..cuffed so she cant run from me very very evil  |
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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Posted before but have to confess to being a bit of a 'lurker' occasionally! So hi all - and as I haven't read all of it (have to do some proper work too sadly!) is this post related to the 'is this forum newbie friendly?' as you're all being very nice to us lurkers! lol
Just to see if we can lure some lurkers to posting.
Welcome
pounces on Rugger and drags her to bed..cuffed so she cant run from me very very evil "
If that is the male half....I won't be running anyway but keep the cuffs
If it is the female half....you can't catch me !  |
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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"hi (wave)
I could b accused of being a lurker.. I just don't know what to be saying..is all.
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Welcome lurker...the beauty of the forums against the chatrooms is it gives you time to think of something to say before it shoots off the screen.
Find something to interest you and dip your toes on that type of thread, then I bet we won't be able to shut you up once you start |
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I hate the word 'lurker' it suggest creepy people in dark corners staring at me with their little white eyes, whispering to each other that they want to kill me in my sleep and then make hats out of my skin.
I prefer 'none participating forum regulars' can we all call them that from now on PLEASE!
So hello to all you none participating forum regulars!!!
May I encourage you to participate but can you promise to not make a hat out of me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok i'll come out then.... never posted on the forums before so i'll say hello nice to meet you all...
hi and welcome... "
Well thank you so much for your welcome x
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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I hate the word 'lurker' it suggest creepy people in dark corners staring at me with their little white eyes, whispering to each other that they want to kill me in my sleep and then make hats out of my skin.
I prefer 'none participating forum regulars' can we all call them that from now on PLEASE!
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Thats a bit of a mouthful ...hhhmmm, that might suit some of us on here, a nice mouthful
Have you had treatment for your weird thoughts Funks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its good to see some encouragement for new blood on the forums
Might even encourage me to say more... then again i tend to put my foot in my mouth... and it tends to fill it. |
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"I hate the word 'lurker' it suggest creepy people in dark corners staring at me with their little white eyes, whispering to each other that they want to kill me in my sleep and then make hats out of my skin.
I prefer 'none participating forum regulars' can we all call them that from now on PLEASE!
Thats a bit of a mouthful ...hhhmmm, that might suit some of us on here, a nice mouthful
Have you had treatment for your weird thoughts Funks? "
I am currently self counseling myself by myself. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I hate the word 'lurker' it suggest creepy people in dark corners staring at me with their little white eyes, whispering to each other that they want to kill me in my sleep and then make hats out of my skin."
They are and they do. |
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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Hi to all the lurkers turning up
For Funkys benefit...welcome to 'none participating forum regulars'
ragulars!"
For Funkys benefit...welcome to 'none participating forum ragulars'
oopps sorry, yes, ragulars. |
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"Hi to all the lurkers turning up
For Funkys benefit...welcome to 'none participating forum regulars'
ragulars!
For Funkys benefit...welcome to 'none participating forum ragulars'
oopps sorry, yes, ragulars."
and you!
frikin mods.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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how about a welcome the lurkers party?? with ummm balloons and cake..
or are they just trying to lure us all out for some sinister reason... eyes funky suspiciously . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hello lurkers come on in
Come out from behind those lampposts and trees, jump down from that fence, jump over the seats to the mosh pit
Come and say hi and stay awhile, we don't bite (only if you want us too), no no forget that corny line, just join in
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello lurkers come on in
Come out from behind those lampposts and trees, jump down from that fence, jump over the seats to the mosh pit
Come and say hi and stay awhile, we don't bite (only if you want us too), no no forget that corny line, just join in
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If I do then my spy gear will be useless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"how about a welcome the lurkers party?? with ummm balloons and cake..
or are they just trying to lure us all out for some sinister reason... eyes funky suspiciously . "
Never turn your back on Funky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hello everyone. i must admit i am a lurker, love the forums but too shy to post  lol"
Dont be shy .... everyone is really nice in here! They have to me anyway and i havent been in here long! |
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"how about a welcome the lurkers party?? with ummm balloons and cake..
or are they just trying to lure us all out for some sinister reason... eyes funky suspiciously . "
It's not me you should worry about it's the skin milliners. |
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"how about a welcome the lurkers party?? with ummm balloons and cake..
or are they just trying to lure us all out for some sinister reason... eyes funky suspiciously .
Never turn your back on Funky "
Iconic I already have long naughty list today, you're not going to add to it are you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Repetition, hesitation and deviation prevent me from posting. A lurker I'll always be "
That and too busy listening to Radio 4... hello lurky lurkers, welcome to the nuthouse!
Just watch out for a leaving thread by Funky, he keeps lulling us into a false sense of security- then bam!
He's still here |
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By *ailrulezCouple
over a year ago
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We have posted a couple of times but mostly lurk. When weve needed advice the forum has been great, just dont get enough time to use it much and internet forums in general can be funny places weve found. But hey everyone |
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"guess I'll dip my tip (toe) in and say Hi.
Hi
hello sexy
lol, hi Jemima Mwah xx loving your blog btw "
its been more intelligent of late as He has been posting while i was shagging about like a dirty tart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Non and I'm a lurker
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Ooooh its like lurkers anonymous... every one give out your name and how long you have been a lurker... how did you get to be a lurker.... what made you feel comfortable saying hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"how about a welcome the lurkers party?? with ummm balloons and cake..
or are they just trying to lure us all out for some sinister reason... eyes funky suspiciously .
Never turn your back on Funky "
I got that impression hence they eyeing him suspiciously... does so again. Who are these skin Milliners he is talking about??? do they come here often |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im a lurker of sorts i do post sometimes
and glad to be here
You can tempt some lurkers with chocolate... 
Peanut butter works too. "
I'm a bit of a lurker but best to tempt me with lemon curd |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im a lurker of sorts i do post sometimes
and glad to be here
You can tempt some lurkers with chocolate...
Peanut butter works too. "
grabs a jar of peanut butter and a knife... where should i spread it? |
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