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over a year ago
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I love a good quote, or wise proverb. Famous, infamous, or otherwise.
What are your favourites? |
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The more the merrier 
Can be use for more than one thing  |
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"Not all quotes are profound"
Ricky Gervais |
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A man's gotta know his limitations  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The more the merrier
Can be use for more than one thing "
Fitting that's the first  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man's gotta know his limitations "
yet push on regardless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It vaguely irritates me when people use quotes because the words sound right, but have no idea of the original context or usage of the words. There was a thread on here a while back concerning racism and a poster was using quotes that traced back to a former Nazi's speech justifying genocide  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never rub another mans rhubarb |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
Did anyone else hear that noise? - Mayor of Hiroshima. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now the parts of the anatomy
That appeal to mans depravity
Have been fashioned with considerable care.
There is lots more but I have not got the time.
Sorry |
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“A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.”
– Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator |
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By *uck427Man
over a year ago
wales |
Presumption is the mother of all fuck ups or Dum fuck Ha Ha |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody
Franklin P Adams |
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"I love a good quote, or wise proverb. Famous, infamous, or otherwise.
What are your favourites? "
If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room x |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result - Albert Einstein. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory"
Optimus Prime |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.”
– Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator"
love |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love a good quote, or wise proverb. Famous, infamous, or otherwise.
What are your favourites?
If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room x"
No Fear sports brand if I'm not mistaken.. one of my favourites lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’re here for a good time not a long time... |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Hands that do dishes feel as soft as your face with mild green Fairy liquid
Nanette Newman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Dr Suess |
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“I could eat a knob at night”
- Karl Pilkington |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise that half of them are even stupider than that!
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
It's never just a game when you're winning. |
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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice... Scooter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Dr Suess "
That's an awesome one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't let idiots speak into my life I am not the fuckface whisper |
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"Did anyone else hear that noise? - Mayor of Hiroshima."
Haha, there's loads of them with the word "fucking" in...
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of the Challenger Space Shuttle.
What fucking arrow? - King Harold.
What fucking iceberg? - Captain of the Titanic.
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Oscar Wilde as he walks though customs
"I only have my genius to declare " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind" - Dr Seuss (I think) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No man can walk out on his own story"
- Rango |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The pen is mightier than the sword |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Evertonians are born not manufactured.
We do not choose, we are chosen.
Those that understand need no explanation,
Those that don't,
don't matter |
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By *7345Man
over a year ago
wakefield |
“When you die you don’t know you’re dead, the pain is only felt by the people around you.
It’s the same for stupid people”
Unknown.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NOW LISTEN HERE YOU MULLET. "WHY DON’T YOU JUST LIGHT YOUR TAMPON AND BLOW YOUR BOX APART, BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY BANG YOU’RE EVER GOING TO GET, SWEETHEART."
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Not exactly profound or life-affirming but it makes me laugh so hard every time I hear it. |
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No matter who you vote for the government always gets in.
The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band |
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Of each other, we should be kind
While there is still time.
Phillip Larkin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A person will only change when the pain of change is less than the pain of staying the same |
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Some may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
-Mr Lennon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘So many snakes around here, just me and the kids from now on x x x’
- Chantelle, aged 18 on Facebook after someone asks why one of the baby daddy’s are in jail again |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Every hole is a goal
John Terry |
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Never assume it only makes a ass out of you and me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love this quote by John Lennon.
“When I was five years old, my Mom told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, I wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life" |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
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Some days i amaze myself...
Other days i put my keys in the fridge |
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"Oscar Wilde as he walks though customs
"I only have my genius to declare ""
Love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. |
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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
 . I'm going to use that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
. I'm going to use that one"
Words from the very wise and very funny Groucho Marx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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May the best of your past be the worst of your future  |
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“I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.”
- Morrissey |
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On Richard Madeley;
“He referred to me as an ‘insufferable puffed-up prat’. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.”
- Morrissey |
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Actions speak louder than words....
Used to have this on ma profile text until I deleted it all before Xmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On Richard Madeley;
“He referred to me as an ‘insufferable puffed-up prat’. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.”
- Morrissey"
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
" to have a friend you first have to be a friend " |
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“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and fast food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"America is the only country to have miraculously gone from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation." Georges Clemenceau, former French president |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Truth.
"It's one thing to know something to be true but for others to believe, you must first show them proof. For until you do, it's just anotber story" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"plenty more fish in the sea"....
"A picture speaks a 1000 words"...
Both are good for this site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're going through Hull, keep going - Winston Churchill |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Let's have a look at what you could of won
Jim Bowen |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
Anon |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and fast food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson"
Brilliant |
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chaos isn't a pit chaos is a ladder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"" to have a friend you first have to be a friend ""
I like that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell? |
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I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the going gets weird,the weird turn pro.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well and pretty peserved body,but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke,thoroughly used up,totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "wow,what a ride". |
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"I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.
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...once said the Mancunian genius |
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
- Oscar Wilde |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
- Oscar Wilde"
i like that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send a maniac to catch a maniac - John Spartan - Demolition man |
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"50% of the Tories are crooks"
Commons Speaker. "Please withdraw that comment Mr Skinner"
"Sorry. 50% of the Tories are not crooks"
Classic Dennis Skinner. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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" "50% of the Tories are crooks"
Commons Speaker. "Please withdraw that comment Mr Skinner"
"Sorry. 50% of the Tories are not crooks"
Classic Dennis Skinner."
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No man is an island....(what about the isle of man)!............."I only told you to blow the bloody doors"... friend of diana dors.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did not have sex with that woman"...-Quinten Crisp |
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“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
Steve Jobs
Was used to great effect in an ad:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8rwsuXHA7RA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It vaguely irritates me when people use quotes because the words sound right, but have no idea of the original context or usage of the words. There was a thread on here a while back concerning racism and a poster was using quotes that traced back to a former Nazi's speech justifying genocide "
I find it particularly amusing when someone quotes something slightly wrong and don't know they've got it wrong because they have no idea what it means in the first place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try not to be a cunt. |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Try not to be a cunt."
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why we call it the present"
First heard it as the lyrics to a Madness album track, although am sure it has roots beyond that, but it resonated with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
london |
"‘So many snakes around here, just me and the kids from now on x x x’
- Chantelle, aged 18 on Facebook after someone asks why one of the baby daddy’s are in jail again "
"U ok hun?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your going through hell.....keep going. Winston Churchill. |
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"Try not to be a cunt."
Ha ha ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This time next year.....
He who dares, wins.
Lovely Jubbly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines the age old when life gives you lemons... Add gin |
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"I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member"
Groucho Marx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I decided to tell my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she too was seeing a psychiatrist,along with two plumbers,a postman and a bartender. |
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"Always speak your mind, but not aloud" -S.L.F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard this at the end of an episode of Criminal Minds so googled it as it really resonated with me for many reasons:
It has been said that time heals all wounds. I don't agree. The wounds remain. Time - the mind, protecting its sanity - covers them with some scar tissue and the pain lessens, but it is never gone - Rose Kennedy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream. - John Lennon |
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Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the paths we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of other to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Everyman is born as many men, and dies as a single one.
Martin Heidegger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since. - Marilyn Monroe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like men with ear rings
I like a man who has already experienced pain and bought jewellery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person. - Audrey Hepburn
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's the trouble with wishing you were somebody else. As much as you may want it, you know it'll never happen, at least not in this lifetime. - Phil Collins
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the shit hits the fan it’s best not to peep over the parapet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. |
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I think a wise man once said something about 'a gentleman displaying a tuxedo related black & white avatar image is sure to get laid'
Wise man? ...my arse! |
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you can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel |
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"I like men with ear rings
I like a man who has already experienced pain and bought jewellery "
Rita Rudner?
"It's going to take an exceptional woman to make me happy,
Or a whole bunch of average ones"
Bill Hicks
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To attract men I wear a new perfume, called new car interior |
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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
Be yourself.......because everybody else is already taken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be yourself.......because everybody else is already taken."
Love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think a wise man once said something about 'a gentleman displaying a tuxedo related black & white avatar image is sure to get laid'
Wise man? ...my arse!"
The suit maketh the man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."
Damn that’s ace! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brexit means brexit  |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
'Never let the bastards grind you down',
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Good game , good game
Bruce Forsyth |
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He who laughs last, laughs longest. |
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Women are like elephants to me, nice to look at bit I wouldn't want to own one - W C Fields
I've never been to get with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with many - Dean Martin
How attitudes have changed ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
King Cantona |
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"Women are like elephants to me, nice to look at bit I wouldn't want to own one - W C Fields
I've never been to get with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with many - Dean Martin
How attitudes have changed ...
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Bed ... not get for Dean Martin ... damn the autocarrot - Red-monkey 2019 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He who laughs last, laughs longest."
He who laughs last, did not understand the joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He who laughs last, laughs longest."
Or didn't get the joke in the first place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
King Cantona "
The great man himself was in my local bar Friday night. That is the best moment of 2019 sewn up and we are only three weeks in |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Once Everton touches you, nothing is the same again
Alan Ball |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ability to remember the hits of the 80's greatly exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen. |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
I kiss better than I cook. |
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By *zmukMan
over a year ago
doncaster |
Treat your religion like you treat your genitals: don't get it out in public and don't shove it down your kid's throat.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up - there's no use being a damn fool about it.
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"My ability to remember the hits of the 80's greatly exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen. "
To get your vinyl copy of Now 4 |
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Baldness is under everybody's hair. |
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Never judge a fish for its ability to climb trees
Or it will spend it's life thinking it were stupid
Everyone is a genius in their own right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's my fav I actually have half a fish with a tree growing from it integrated into my sleeve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt. |
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"Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in." |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt."
Always loved this quote X |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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""Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.""
Just dead people's baggage , quit carrying it
Doug |
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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"Be yourself.......because everybody else is already taken.
Love this "
Quite a fan of it myself. I’m constantly trying to get my niece to be confident and comfortable with herself, and not imitate others. |
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People may not always remember what you said but they will always remember how you made them feel |
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No man is worth your tears and the one that is, won't make you cry.
My Aunt after a disastrous teenage crush circa 1989 |
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"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
King Cantona
The great man himself was in my local bar Friday night. That is the best moment of 2019 sewn up and we are only three weeks in "
Get the hell out of town!!! I’m coming to sleep rough outside the bar!!! |
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"People may not always remember what you said but they will always remember how you made them feel"
Brilliant |
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"Be yourself.......because everybody else is already taken.
Love this
Quite a fan of it myself. I’m constantly trying to get my niece to be confident and comfortable with herself, and not imitate others. "
Proud uncle |
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. |
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"Life begins, when you step out of your comfort zone"
"Life isn't about arriving at the grave in a well-preserved body... It is about skidding in sideways, yelling "Holy shit! - what a ride".
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution
Women priests. Great, great, nows there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to
Life is only a dream and we are all the op imagination of ourselves
If you don't think drugs have done any good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CDs and burn them
BILL HICKS
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over a year ago
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If at first you don't succeed, perhaps skydiving is not for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try not
Do or do not
There is no try
Master Yoda |
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Adventure without risk is Disneyland. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"If at first you don't succeed, perhaps skydiving is not for you"
If at first you don't succeed, maybe a job at Microsoft is for you. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"Not everything you see on the internet is true"
- Samuel Pepys |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
graveyards are full of indispensable people ....
drive carefully tomorrow |
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over a year ago
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Man who walk sideways through airport going to Bangkok - Confucius |
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over a year ago
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£1.99 |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” |
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“Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference between the two”
The Serenity Prayer
“It’s not that I’m afraid of death... I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen |
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars
Fred Allen |
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over a year ago
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Nerves of steel..... Knob of butter? |
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over a year ago
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There goes me knotty pine
From Wallace and gromits
The wrong trousers |
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over a year ago
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Run, hide, tell...
Wasn't fucking Churchill |
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"It vaguely irritates me when people use quotes because the words sound right, but have no idea of the original context or usage of the words. There was a thread on here a while back concerning racism and a poster was using quotes that traced back to a former Nazi's speech justifying genocide "
Vaguely Irritates??? |
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“ just because you see it on Facebook, it doesn’t mean it’s true”- Abraham Lincoln. |
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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago
a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road |
common sense is not so common
Voltaire |
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"“ just because you see it on Facebook, it doesn’t mean it’s true”- Abraham Lincoln. "
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When designing something to be foolproof, never underestimate the ingenuity of fools - Douglas Adams |
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over a year ago
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Don't tell me I'm wrong,tell me I'm right,I'm more likely to believe you |
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"Evertonians are born not manufactured.
We do not choose, we are chosen.
Those that understand need no explanation,
Those that don't,
don't matter "
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I'm not as good as I once was but I'm as good as I was once |
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You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. |
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Man with hands in his pockets
Feels cocky all day
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over a year ago
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You will not score 100% of the time if you don’t take the shot. |
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over a year ago
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx. |
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Patience and tenacity are worth more than twice their weight of cleverness. |
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over a year ago
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Are you the farmer?! |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly" -actually virtually anything written by Ambrose Bierce really |
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Arguing with a fool only proves there are two! |
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I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Maya Angelou |
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over a year ago
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I like being weird! Weird is all I've got! That and my sweet style.
I've come here to drink milk and kick ass...and I've already drank my milk. |
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All's well that ends well. So, if all is not well, then it's not over. |
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