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over a year ago
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"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me
You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.
Yes go on then haha  "
You do realise that you have just written a legally binding contract...  |
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"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me
You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.
Yes go on then haha "
Yippee - although you don't know if we're compatible sexually yet... I suggest we meet up and have sex. |
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"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me
You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.
Yes go on then haha
Yippee - although you don't know if we're compatible sexually yet... I suggest we meet up and have sex. "
 ok then haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.
Yes go on then haha
Yippee - although you don't know if we're compatible sexually yet... I suggest we meet up and have sex. "
Too late mate... Shes accepted..;-);-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me
You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.
Yes go on then haha
Yippee - although you don't know if we're compatible sexually yet... I suggest we meet up and have sex. "
A thoroughly hijacked thread lol. So do we get an invite to the wedding?
Meanwhile, things a woman wouldn't say... ..."Sorry darling I've got a headache. Look, why don't I ring my best friend and you can sleep with her instead? I honestly don't mind." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!  "
Sorry to burst you bubble but I actually got told this...didn't do it like because I wasn't sure she was being serious |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!
Sorry to burst you bubble but I actually got told this...didn't do it like because I wasn't sure she was being serious"
Ffs dont wipe your knob on the curtains!
Id have a hissy fit if anyone did that!
Back to original question... Please cum in my eye, it really wont sting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do another one of those smelly farts but wait until my heads's under the quilt so I get a right whif of it."
Along with no it's fine I don't mind having to cut my way through the green haze to get out of bedroom in morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!
Sorry to burst you bubble but I actually got told this...didn't do it like because I wasn't sure she was being serious sure it was a woman  "
She turned out to be an alien sent from a different galaxy to steal oranges |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out! "
Talk about the carpet matching the drapes! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!
Talk about the carpet matching the drapes!"
Your co*k touches the floor,... no wonder I can't get meets..  |
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"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."
Of course we wouldn't say that.... derrrr
Any woman with half a brain would say "I've written you a shopping list, now fetch me a beer and feck off, the football is on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woma"n would never say, "my gorgeous blonde pal with the 36" legs and 36d tits hasnt been fucked for three months, I'll sleep on the couch tonight while you sort her out. Is that ok? |
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"A woma"n would never say, "my gorgeous blonde pal with the 36" legs and 36d tits hasnt been fucked for three months, I'll sleep on the couch tonight while you sort her out. Is that ok?"
well she wasnt blonde, but i have, i slept snuggled up to them after though  |
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*browsing profiles*...(thinks to self) OMG!! He is feckin drop dead gorgeous! I want HIM!....The wife is erm....erm.....Fuck it im mailing them"!!!!
Why wouldn't we say this?
Because we are in charge and we don't have to |
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