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over a year ago
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Following through on a fart wouldn't be too spectacularly sexual.
Kid walking in.
Saying the name of another person who you distrust whilst in the throes of passion would be pretty brutal
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Not realising you're with child and the fucker falling out your chuff mid-thrust would have to be up there.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Following through on a fart wouldn't be too spectacularly sexual.
Kid walking in.
Saying the name of another person who you distrust whilst in the throes of passion would be pretty brutal
Prolapse
Not realising you're with child and the fucker falling out your chuff mid-thrust would have to be up there.
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Think you've just got the nail on the head x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a woman once who followed through on a fart! Told me she could not help herself lol"
I've not done it yet.... I fear it's a matter of time though.
Accidentally did it on my ex's pillow, he was at work so it doesn't count. |
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"Broken penis, torn frenulum, internal tears, heart attack...
I don't really want to go on! "
This! I managed to tear my frenulum... most harrowing experience of my life. At least it'll never happen again |
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over a year ago
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Having her lean on the kitchen counter while you are down on your knees licking her clit then you feel something licking your cock . You think hold on if she is standing up who is.......?
You look down it's her mum's poodle. Fastest way to just loose a hard on. True story |
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Got another ..this is true and I wish it wasn't...
First girl I shagged was a mates birds 18 year old mate , I get a message she fancys it so I go round ..
Second or third time I'm there over night and her kids there .
We do the bizzo and job done the nodders off and on the floor , half a hour later I hear screaming and little fuckers had the bastard and spunks gone everywhere .. yehhh its bad that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny fart 
Hope you (and other ladies) don't find it embarrassing. Personally, I take it as a compliment. I'm a good fit, and I've made you very wet. Two out of two for me."
It’s normally due to a good doggie session 
And a guy who pulls out lots to tease you, then thrusts in, hence putting air in. They are funny |
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"Fanny fart
Hope you (and other ladies) don't find it embarrassing. Personally, I take it as a compliment. I'm a good fit, and I've made you very wet. Two out of two for me.
It’s normally due to a good doggie session
And a guy who pulls out lots to tease you, then thrusts in, hence putting air in. They are funny "
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How about having a meet, guy comes round, you are naked and kissing on the bed when out of no where he starts projectile vomiting. Covers your bed, the floor, walls with vomit.. he runs to bathroom and continued vomiting without quite getting the lid up.
It certainly kills the mood, and leaves a huge mess to clean up!!
(Food poisoning so not like he could help it!!)
I believe this should win the worst thing that has happened?!?! |
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"Got another ..this is true and I wish it wasn't...
First girl I shagged was a mates birds 18 year old mate , I get a message she fancys it so I go round ..
Second or third time I'm there over night and her kids there .
We do the bizzo and job done the nodders off and on the floor , half a hour later I hear screaming and little fuckers had the bastard and spunks gone everywhere .. yehhh its bad that one "
What ?
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"Fanny fart
Hope you (and other ladies) don't find it embarrassing. Personally, I take it as a compliment. I'm a good fit, and I've made you very wet. Two out of two for me.
It’s normally due to a good doggie session
And a guy who pulls out lots to tease you, then thrusts in, hence putting air in. They are funny "
You have expressed my technique exactly. Just think a piston in a tight fitting area, all that pressure has to escape somewhere. |
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