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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pass on all.... Sherlock is on
feck Sherlock, Dancing on Ice is on tonight "
..... push him out the door, quick !.... besides he knows the way back from the pub later. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Both go to the pub and have a quickie in the loos x
nah, he got a shag last night
God the discretion of some on here xx
Naming and shaming eh? "
not quite, although I do have quite a few choice and descriptive words for him |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Go to the off licence instead of the pub, and treat the missus to a few cans of Special Brew and some pork scratchings."
Dinnae be daft man, we're in Scotland... it's a deep fried mars bar and a bottle of Buckie |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Go to the off licence instead of the pub, and treat the missus to a few cans of Special Brew and some pork scratchings.
Dinnae be daft man, we're in Scotland... it's a deep fried mars bar and a bottle of Buckie "
ooooo a romantic meal,and a nice wee beaugo beujo beauja chianti. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Go to the off licence instead of the pub, and treat the missus to a few cans of Special Brew and some pork scratchings.
Dinnae be daft man, we're in Scotland... it's a deep fried mars bar and a bottle of Buckie
ooooo a romantic meal,and a nice wee beaugo beujo beauja chianti. "
by candlelight cos the wee runt's too tight to put money in the leccy meter |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Go to the off licence instead of the pub, and treat the missus to a few cans of Special Brew and some pork scratchings.
Dinnae be daft man, we're in Scotland... it's a deep fried mars bar and a bottle of Buckie
ooooo a romantic meal,and a nice wee beaugo beujo beauja chianti.
by candlelight cos the wee runt's too tight to put money in the leccy meter "
anybody would think yous were already married. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"go to the pub together and flirt kiss turn each other on till you run home and rip each others clothes off "
Wendy and Craig come out of the pub
Stumble home falling over regularly
Sometimes get the right front door first time thou rarely
Then wake up a few days later in a heap in the hallway
So ripping eachother clothes off is a no no lol xx |
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