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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" what about it?
It's hopeless.no its lovely
And romantic.
To be fair, a hopeless romantic might not be romantic at all, due to being hopeless at it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" what about it?
It's hopeless.no its lovely
And romantic.
To be fair, a hopeless romantic might not be romantic at all, due to being hopeless at it.
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They should practice romancing if they're hopeless at romance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do love romance.
Not had a great time lately and hubby comes home with 2 creme eggs and some carnations and a silly card. I cried and it was so lovely. Love that man so much! |
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" what about it?
It's hopeless.no its lovely
And romantic.
To be fair, a hopeless romantic might not be romantic at all, due to being hopeless at it.
Very true"
A better term might be a Proficient Romantic.
You could take your romance proficiency test.
Get a certificate.
But that doesn't sound very romantic.
Back to the drawing board with that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m definitely hopeless at romance. I thought sticking a rose up my arse would keep it fresh until Valentine’s Day. I even have a pic on my profile to prove it |
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"I’m definitely hopeless at romance. I thought sticking a rose up my arse would keep it fresh until Valentine’s Day. I even have a pic on my profile to prove it"
I'm a practical romantic.
I would have used a vase.
(For the rose, not your arse) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m definitely hopeless at romance. I thought sticking a rose up my arse would keep it fresh until Valentine’s Day. I even have a pic on my profile to prove it
I'm a practical romantic.
I would have used a vase.
(For the rose, not your arse)"
Bbbbbut... That masterpiece is ‘The Rose Varse’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m definitely hopeless at romance. I thought sticking a rose up my arse would keep it fresh until Valentine’s Day. I even have a pic on my profile to prove it
I'm a practical romantic.
I would have used a vase.
(For the rose, not your arse)"
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"To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before"
You're on the wrong thread. This should be on the Songs - chat up lines thread I posted. |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
You're on the wrong thread. This should be on the Songs - chat up lines thread I posted."
It is also very apt for this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who Better?
Who better to return to
at the end of the day?
Can't wait to get home.
Empty my pockets
and wash my hands.
Who better to lift a glass
at the start of dinner?
Clink.
He: "On no two consecutive days…
She: … is the shoreline precisely the same."
Who better to shake a tail feather
or slow dance, New York Style?
Oldies are the best.
And when I land on her backgammon blot
oh, to play that long, slow back game.
Who better on the road
to make it home wherever we are?
And meeting people along the way
who better to encourage
me to tell an old story made new?
Who better to light a candle
for a joy to share, or a sorrow?
Her byline: respect and reverence.
As each season brings its own,
who better to gather the harvest?
©Neal Whitman
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s up there with being a softie 
I like being a softy, wish more men were x
My Swingaling is a softie
Forgot to mention he writes poems for me too "
Thank you darling
Punishment  |
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